Hey guys I'm back with another OS, I was bored so just started writing randomly, hope you guys like it.š³
Three Idiots
Once upon a time, there was a stupid family; Vijay, who is the responsible yet fun brother. Manyata, the little sister who really doesn't know what the f**k she's doing most of the time and Uday who is Manyata's fianc and has yet to figure out why he likes Manyata.
P.S. The villains will be introduced shortly.
The story starts when the three are out for dinner at T.G.I Friday's. Everyone is discussing (more like complaining) the highlights of their week.
Uday: Hey guys, you know that douche bag Majnu bumped into me and spilled my coffee. That asshole ruined my suit!
Vijay: OMG! Who could forget that piece of shit? Last week, he came to work and asked if he could have the job for assistant manager. I said sure, once you are done being an assistant pain in the ass manager!
Manyata: Bhai if he's assistant pain in the ass manager then who is the real pain in the ass manager?
Uday: That would be your little sister Jay.
Vijay: You stole my words! See I told you great minds think alike.
Manyata: The other day she came into my room and left a fake certificate that said I was adopted and that you and she are the only real kids of this house!
Vijay: Ummm...Manyata. We have to tell you something.
Manyata: Bhai I'm not really adopted. Am I? Bhaiii don't play with me!
Vijay: No I just wanted to tell you that you should order the fried chicken! It's really good.
Vijay: Why so quiet Uday?
Uday: No it's just that Jay has been blackmailing me for the last few weeks.
Manyata: What else can a kali churail do? Blackmail...
The food arrives and the three dig in.
Vijay: What's wrong with that Thug guy over there? Why is he staring at us?
Uday (to Vijay): Vijay! It's not us man, it's the chicken! So conceded!!! So conceded Vijay!!! (in a cheesy way)
Our Big and scary looking Thug guy then heads over to their table!
The Guy: how dat chicken yall? (evil smile)
Uday: its fine thank you for your concern.
Vijay: I don't think it's doing very good, considering its dead!
Manyata: I think he means how it tastes?
The Guy (to Manyata): finally someone who has a brain. (flirtingly)
Vijay and Uday: (in a thug accent) you sayin i'm stupid?
The Guy: Maybe I am...what you gonna do about it?
Vijay: you wanna fight? You wanna fight? Let's take this outside...(getting excited)
The Guy: hahahaha kid please...
Uday: (in a thug accent) ...I'm gonna pop the trunk on your bitch ass (translation: I'm gonna go to the car, open the trunk, get the gun and shoot your ass)
Manyata (to Uday): what are you gonna get from the trunk? The tools?
Uday (to manyata): (whisper) you're not helping...we're trying to look cool here! (Gives Manyata a look)
The Guy (to Manyata): I like you...you're funnyyy... (In cheesy way)
Uday (to Guy): SHE'S MY GIRL you piece of shit...I didn't even know they could pile shit that high...
Vijay (to Guy): see her... (Pointing to Manyata)...SHE'S MY SISTER...(looking angry)
Uday and Vijay both attack the guy!
Now at this time you would probably think that both Uday and Vijay turn into superheroes and beat the shit out of the black guy but you would be wrong. You would be wrong by a long shot. In reality, they get the shit beaten out of them. The black guy smacked Vijay so hard that loose change fell out of his pocket standing up.
The store then calls the cops not because they care that somebody might get hurt but because they didn't want any blood on their floors.
In the mean time, the thug guy stops beating the two up and goes to his table because his chicken had arrived.
The Cops arrive, and immediately arrest the black guy.
The Guy (to Cop): Why cuz I'm Thug? You just assumed the Thug guy did it? (Gets emotional and starts crying)...why God? Why did you make me a Thug? Why? Why?...
Manyata (to Guy): You liar liar bum on fire...
Cop: Calm down ma'm!
Manyata: NOOO you tell the Stupid Freaking Bullshit to stop lying first.
Cop (to Manyata): That's it! You are under arrest of verbal assault. (Puts the handcuffs on)
Manyata (to Cop): Get off of me you FREAKK...let Gooo...LET GOOO...he's the one who beat my friends up...
The Cops question the store clerk and find out that it was Uday and Vijay who attacked the black guy first. Then they arrest the three and take them to the jail.
In the jail.
Vijay: That thug, KFC eating, Kool Aid sipping, weight lifting freak.
Uday: It's because of him we are stuck in this pile of shit!
Manyata: Why did they let him go?
Uday: I don't know. Okay! He probably has connections in the mafia.
Vijay: Man! I gotta pee.
Manyata: (sees a rat and freaks out)...Aaa...ITS A RAT...HOLY SHIT...ITS A RAT...(starts jumping here and there)...Mummyyy...help me...
Oh yeah I forgot to tell you guys that they have a really friendly cellmate.
Vijay: Stop crying you big baby...
Manyata: shooo shooo...OMGGG someone shooo that thing offf...
Uday: Give him a minute man, let him breathe...it'll go away on its own...
Manyata: It better go away...shhoo...shooo...(to the rat)
Vijay: SHOOO...(rats gets scared of Vijay bhai and runs for his life)
Manyata: ahaaa...bhai I'm impressed...(Smiling)
Vijay: hahahaha I am too...(with a winners smile)
At this point in the story I would like to introduce our cellmate, who some say can be amusing but most say he is annoying.
Cellmate: So...what are you guys in for?
Uday: We didn't do anything! This is such bullshit.
Cellmate: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! That's what they all say. Now come on spill it out.
Vijay (to Cellmate): Dude just shut the F**k up.
Cellmate: Jeeezzz man, calm down. You guys wanna be jail BFFs (Best Friends Forever)...It'll be mad fun yo!
Vijay: Shut up man. We're in some deep shit right now!
Uday (to Vijay): Don't be like that bro. he seems nice!
Vijay: Yeah! He seems nice. He's in JAIL!!!
Manyata (to Vijay): Technically we're in jail too bhai... (Cheesy smile)
Cellmate: Sooo...What do you guys like to do in spare time?
Vijay: None of your business man. Just leave us alone!
Cellmate (to Vijay): Come on bro. tell me. I like to steal! (Winks at him)
Vijay: (quietly)...I like to knit!
Cellmate: (shocked)...WHAT???...NOOO...
Vijay: Yeah I like knitting sweaters...(looking embarrassed)
Cellmate: Seriously? bro...I mean knitting?...cheeesee !!!
Vijay: I knit the f**k out of sweaters. Man! I really gotta pee NOW...!
Cellmate (to Vijay): what you thinking about? (Pointing towards the corner)...go for it... (With a smile
Manyata: EWWW...I feel all pukeyy...
Uday: hahahaha...told ya not to drink that much, but NOOO who listens to the wise guy here...NO ONE...
Vijay: Yeah I totally knew we would be in jail cell with no bathroom in the next hour. I don't have a popat you know.
Uday: A what? (Confused)
Vijay: Screw it man, I think I'll hold it in for now.
Cellmate (to Vijay): Alright jail BFFL (Best Friends For Life)!
Vijay: I thought I was jail BFF, not BFFL!
Cellmate: I don't know about you three but I'm gonna be here for life (with a gloomy smile)
Manyata (to Vijay): oh Lord! Bhai do something, get us out of here.
Uday: yeah dude we gotta get out of here.
Vijay (to cop): Can I make a phone call please!!!
Cop: yeah sure.
Manyata (to Vijay): don't call Mom or Dad.
Vijay: I Know.
Vijay: (calls Jay)...Hey we have a little situation here. (Tells her about the jail incident)
Jay: hahahahaha...I'll do it if Uday goes on a date with me.
Vijay (to Uday): Hey man! Can you go...(and before he could finish)
Uday: HELL NOOO...!!!
Manyata: THAT SICK BITCH!!!
Jay: (Replies to Vijay on the phone)...HAVE FUN IN JAIL!!!...(hangs up)
After 45 minutes the thug guy comes and bails them out because he felt bad.
Lesson Learned - THUG GUYS CAN SOMETHIMES BE NICE!š¤£
Alright so that was it. It was just a product of my boredom and not my best workš³, sorry about that. and love you all š¤
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