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enigma17

@enigma17

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Posted: 13 years ago

Little girl, little girl I am ready willing and waiting WHAT!!! You said WHAT!!! NO!!! Did I hear you right? You dare to say no to the great, handsome, sexy man of your dreams WHAT!!! You want pheres and rasams? What the blazes are they? I married you woman! Have you forgotten that? I dragged you all the way to the mandir and you were crying when I tied that manglasutra round your neck Those were tears of happiness were they not? I mean afterall I am the great, handsome, sexy man of your dreams Now you say no to my nibbling your beautiful neck where I lovingly placed that manglasutra How dare you You want these blasted rituals?
Before I can have my way with you?

I will give you rituals right here and right now
I am the great, handsome and sexy man of your dreams I want you! I must have you! Right now Right here
I am afterall the great, handsome and sexy man of your dreams

Any woman would be insane not to want to bed me

I only have to holler 'Damn it I love you' then walk away

They would and should swoon at my feet in a delicate heap, eternally grateful I deigned to shower my greatness, handsomeness and sexiness in their direction

What the hell is wrong with you woman!!!

I shall march/storm out of here and you had better follow me

As afterall I am your great, handsome and sexy man of your dreams

Arnav Singh Raizaada

I married you didn't I

You are one very lucky woman to have made such a catch in such a man as me

Afterall I am the great handsome and sexy man of your dreams

Your husband!!!

So take me woman

Take me right here and right now

What are you waiting for

I am afterall your great, handsome and sexy man of your dreams!!!

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Rockerchic

@Rockerchic

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Posted: 13 years ago

I am sexxyyy and I know. Damn it.
I am your legally weeded husband for che mahine. Damn it.
I ve been celibate since god knows how long. Damn it.
I need a hair cut. Damn it.
Backless cholis are a turn on. Damn it.
I read sugha raath arrangements in less than a minute- For dummies. Damn it.

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enigma17

@enigma17

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Rockerchic
I am sexxyyy and I know. Damn it.
I am your legally weeded husband for che mahine. Damn it.
I ve been celibate since god knows how long. Damn it.
I need a hair cut. Damn it.
Backless cholis are a turn on. Damn it.
I read sugha raath arrangements in less than a minute- For dummies. Damn it.

I am a man don't you know it

I have my needs, do you even care

I want you right now , right here

I have an itch that won't go away

I need you to scratch it

As they are in parts I cannot reach

If I have to burn the house down

I will do it

So long as satisfaction is guranteed!

So move it woman

Lets light this fire

Right here

Right now

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731673

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Posted: 13 years ago

should I hope for something tomorrow...or skip the episode and go and watch The Dark Knight in 3D ( did not watch 3D earlier)...suggestions are most welcome...

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enigma17

@enigma17

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+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: Mahi122
should I hope for something tomorrow...or skip the episode and go and watch The Dark Knight in 3D ( did not watch 3D earlier)...suggestions are most welcome...

You need to ask?

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blue.kindle

@blue.kindle

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Posted: 13 years ago

ASR to Khushi : I am hot, sexy and God's gift to womankind. I, the mighty ASR, have deemed you fit to be my wife. Hell woman, you have been fortunate to be at the receiving end of my love. How dare you disregard it? How dare you bring up frivolous things like marriage? I love you, damn it! Count your stars that you are my wife and not some phan girl. Don't forget your aukaad, woman! Your place is at my feet. You have no regard for my needs. You give two hoots about my love for you. my emotions don't mean a thing to you!

*gives KKGSR an injured look and stomps out of the terrace in a huff*

Phan girls : Thud. Bang. Gasp. I have Died. i am in ICU. I am on cloud 9.

Edited by bong.girl - 13 years ago

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enigma17

@enigma17

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: bong.girl
ASR to Khushi : I am hot, sexy and God's gift to womankind. I, the mighty ASR, have deemed you fit to be my wife. Hell woman, you have been fortunate to be at the receiving end of my love. How dare you disregard it? How dare you bring up frivolous things like marriage? I love you, damn it! Count your stars that you are my wife and not some phan girl. Don't forget your aukaad, woman! Your place is at my feet. You have no regard for my needs. You give two hoots about my love for you. my emotions don't mean a thing to you!

*gives KKGSR an injured look and stomps out of the terrace in a huff*

Phan girls : Thud. Bang. Gasp. I have Died. i am in ICU. I am on cloud 9.

I want you on top!

I want you underneath!

I want you upside down!

Oh wait is that even possible

We will make it possible!

I Arnav Singh Raizaada

Will rewrite the

Kamasutra

You my beauty

Will be my eternally grateful muse!

So brace yourself

Here I come

Chapter One awaits us

The world and his wife too

But most all

The Phangirls

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Hiruni

@CDlove

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+ 8

Posted: 13 years ago

Annie, whatcha saying bey? Did I hear a hint of sarcasm? Beware of the phan girls who might come propelling in your direction becuase you said he's sexy... it's the exclusive right of the phan club to call him sesky oops I mean sexy.. we have to get special permission you see..it's very elite and regal..

I hear people are pissed off with KKG for refusng such a sexy specimen... how could she let such an exquisite resource go to waste huh? tsk tsk.. silly woman... there are children starving in Africa and here we are throwing away food but even that couldn't come near to the sacrilage of refusing a man like ASR. KKG is a dolt. UN must intervene and stop this terrible wastage of resources!!

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blue.kindle

@blue.kindle

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Posted: 13 years ago

The phan girls have already imagined the big C moment Annie. In fact , yesterday Hiru told us how the forum was rampant with KKKGSR being pregnant OS and FF.

P.S Are they going to write a "Dummies" series" for the phan girls?

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Hiruni

@CDlove

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+ 8

Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: bong.girl
The phan girls have already imagined the big C moment Annie. In fact , yesterday Hiru told us how the forum was rampant with KKKGSR being pregnant OS and FF.

P.S Are they going to write a "Dummies" series" for the phan girls?

I think they are coming up with Chicken Soup for the deranged minded 2.0 phangirl verion 😆

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