- Always wish your spouse on their birthday. A simple happy birthday would do. If you have problems phrasing it verbally or infected with haa.. haa... haaappy stammering, write it down
- Always say thank you. It's a good habit precisely if somebody saves your life when you're kidnapped
- Always shop for your spouse's gift yourself. If not, make sure you have brushed up your acting skills to bluff in front of your spouse
- Always seek for third party assistance when organizing a surprise party. Don't try to risk too much unless your spouse is Laxmi
- Always scan the room prior romancing your spouse
- Never forget your spouse's birthday. If you do, don't make it look obvious that you forgot
- Never put veges in your handbag irrespective of its make; birkin bag, gucci or purchased from a general market
- Never take digs at your spouse amidst the in laws. Don't even try unless you have NK to divert your in law's attention; precisely Buaji's attention
- Never fry jalebis or any kind of edible item for your sibling in the presence of your mother in law unless your mother in law is mother India
- Never romance your spouse amidst your siblings. Especially when they're uncanny and weirdly seeking for your attention
Carry a shopping bag in case the plastic is banned either ur handbag is worth 2 lac or DO SAU rupaye - by Monsi
Never :
Carry a shopping bag if you wanna take revenge on the one who gifted u a designer bag worth 2 lac... and put EGGS too along with Tomatoes in the designer bag - by Monsi
- Never thank ur spouse after kidnapping
- Scold ur spouse after kidnapping n being rescued
- Never say happy b day
- Never lock the door to prevent unwanted guests
*Always threaten your spouse & make them cut their birthday cake against their wish.
*Always buy them designer 2 lac' worth bags as gift which looks like '150 rupayewala' at the roadside vendor.(was that really 2lac wala bag??
Never
*Never let your in laws enter in kitchen while you are frying pooris n jalebis for your b'day girl sister.
*Never be happy on your in law's 'happiness by getting roses',cuz they never feel happy on your union or reunion with your spouse.