Always & Never - Few lessons learnt

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Few lessons learnt from IPKKND

Always...
  • Always wish your spouse on their birthday. A simple happy birthday would do. If you have problems phrasing it verbally or infected with haa.. haa... haaappy stammering, write it down
  • Always say thank you. It's a good habit precisely if somebody saves your life when you're kidnapped
  • Always shop for your spouse's gift yourself. If not, make sure you have brushed up your acting skills to bluff in front of your spouse
  • Always seek for third party assistance when organizing a surprise party. Don't try to risk too much unless your spouse is Laxmi
  • Always scan the room prior romancing your spouse

Never...
  • Never forget your spouse's birthday. If you do, don't make it look obvious that you forgot
  • Never put veges in your handbag irrespective of its make; birkin bag, gucci or purchased from a general market
  • Never take digs at your spouse amidst the in laws. Don't even try unless you have NK to divert your in law's attention; precisely Buaji's attention
  • Never fry jalebis or any kind of edible item for your sibling in the presence of your mother in law unless your mother in law is mother India
  • Never romance your spouse amidst your siblings. Especially when they're uncanny and weirdly seeking for your attention
Please feel free to add more of Always and Never points...

Gracias 🤗

-Edited

Always & Never list is getting updated as we move on with episodes... 😆

Newly added points courtesy of my gorgeous friends

Always :
Carry a shopping bag in case the plastic is banned either ur handbag is worth 2 lac or DO SAU rupaye - by Monsi

Never :
Carry a shopping bag if you wanna take revenge on the one who gifted u a designer bag worth 2 lac... and put EGGS too along with Tomatoes in the designer bag - by Monsi

If you buy your spouse RED roses and you share the house with psyhchotic sister, then put her NAME on it, so said "Crazy sister" does not highjack them for herself!!! LOL - by MrsDarcyfan

By Sadii aka Sashazmohit -:
  • Never thank ur spouse after kidnapping
  • Scold ur spouse after kidnapping n being rescued
  • Never say happy b day
  • Never lock the door to prevent unwanted guests
By Priya aka arnav_addict -

Always
*Always threaten your spouse & make them cut their birthday cake against their wish.
*Always buy them designer 2 lac' worth bags as gift which looks like '150 rupayewala' at the roadside vendor.(was that really 2lac wala bag??

Never
*Never explain anything clearly to your spouse.
*Never let your in laws enter in kitchen while you are frying pooris n jalebis for your b'day girl sister.
*Never be happy on your in law's 'happiness by getting roses',cuz they never feel happy on your union or reunion with your spouse.

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Posted: 13 years ago
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res 😉

Good ones nadz 😆


Always :
Carry a shopping bag in case the plastic is banned either ur handbag is worth 2 lac or DO SAU rupaye

Never :

Carry a shopping bag if you wanna take revenge on the one who gifted u a designer bag worth 2 lac... and put EGGS too along with Tomatoes in the designer bag

😆


Edited by monsi08 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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And I liked your grand reservation Monsoon 😆
BIackSwan thumbnail
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Originally posted by: monsi08

res 😉

Good ones nadz 😆


Always :
Carry a shopping bag in case the plastic is banned either ur handbag is worth 2 lac or DO SAU rupaye

Never :

Carry a shopping bag if you wanna take revenge on the one who gifted u a designer bag worth 2 lac... and put EGGS too along with Tomatoes in the designer bag

😆



I'm adding this bit for sure 😆

Btw that was one cheap looking designer bag. I'm sure Aman shopped at Sarojini market too 🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: NaDzGirl


I'm adding this bit for sure 😆

Btw that was one cheap looking designer bag. I'm sure Aman shopped at Sarojini market too 🤣



Yeah.. I LOLed so much on ASR's reactions...

"Kitne ka tha tumhara... JHOLA"

"DO SAU RUPAYE"

🤣🤣🤣


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Posted: 13 years ago
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hahah lol love ure post!!
"Always say thank you. It's a good habit precisely if somebody saves your life when you're kidnapped "🤣
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Originally posted by: monsi08



Yeah.. I LOLed so much on ASR's reactions...

"Kitne ka tha tumhara... JHOLA"

"DO SAU RUPAYE"

🤣🤣🤣



I knowww 🤣 Must say Sobti & Sanaya's expressions were too damn good

And seriously what the heck is wrong with Khushi?!?! Tomatoes in a hangbag?? Jeez 🤣
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Originally posted by: starry66

hahah lol love ure post!!

"Always say thank you. It's a good habit precisely if somebody saves your life when you're kidnapped "🤣


Thanks love 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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too good nadzy🤗 did not know you made a post 😊

...i guess this happens only in telly and movie world😉...as in reality...we always ensure that the day is reminded to the spouse days in advance 😆

edit...forgot about our Big B..why the hell cant she turn off the gas..when common sense would tell her too😡😲...and why the hell has she not left shantivan yet...I mean she should have said bye bye to these people long ago😡
Edited by appy2011 - 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: appy2011

too good nadzy🤗 did not know you made a post 😊

...i guess this happens only in telly and movie world😉...as in reality...we always ensure that the day is reminded to the spouse days in advance 😆

edit...forgot about our Big B..why the hell cant she turn off the gas..when common sense would tell her too😡😲...and why the hell has she not left shantivan yet...I mean she should have said bye bye to these people long ago😡



saw SBB ?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xs6wxq_saas-bahu-aur-betiyan-aaj-tak-16th-july-2012-part1_shortfilms?search_algo=2

I love these 2 ... they did the preggo act too so convincingly even though it was part of the masti 😆

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