IPKKND Manual for kidnapping!!

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Sultan_Of_Swing

@Sultan_Of_Swing

Sparkler

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Posted: 13 years ago

#11

This is fricking hilarious.

The only thing missing was ASR going all Dharam Paaji on the kidnappers-

"Kuthe, Kaminey, main tera, Khoon Pee jaunga.
Maa ka dhoodh piya hai, tho aa."

Edited by Naach_Basanti - 13 years ago

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

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Posted: 13 years ago

#12

wow!!!

But when IPK team copied the Bollywood style kidnapping and dishum dishum they MISSED one part big time.

What happened to good old Item Number by heroine??? while the goons sit around enjoying their Chivas Regal/Tharra/DesiLiquids, tandoori chicken and bonfire, the heroine comes in revealing clothes and does a titillating number around the fire to distract the goons, while she cuts the cords on hero's wrist.

Then the hero cringes, cries and eventually frees himself.

I missed the good old days of using heroine item numbers as decoy.

Edited by serialjunkie - 13 years ago

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meera30

@meera30

Dazzler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
wow!!!

But when IPK team copied the Bollywood style kidnapping and dishum dishum they MISSED one part big time.

What happened to good old Item Number by heroine??? while the goons sit around enjoying their Chivas Regal/Tharra/DesiLiquids, tandoori chicken and bonfire, the heroine comes in revealing clothes and does a titillating number around the fire to distract the goons, while she cuts the cords on hero's wrist.

Then the hero cringes, cries and eventually frees himself.

I missed the good old days of using heroine item numbers as decoy.

Case in point (I'll not use Sholay since most people are probably already singing that song in their heads :P!)

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me4WZUgfog4[/YOUTUBE]

Edited by meera30 - 13 years ago

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Sultan_Of_Swing

@Sultan_Of_Swing

Sparkler

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#14

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
wow!!!

But when IPK team copied the Bollywood style kidnapping and dishum dishum they MISSED one part big time.

What happened to good old Item Number by heroine??? while the goons sit around enjoying their Chivas Regal/Tharra/DesiLiquids, tandoori chicken and bonfire, the heroine comes in revealing clothes and does a titillating number around the fire to distract the goons, while she cuts the cords on hero's wrist.

Then the hero cringes, cries and eventually frees himself.

I missed the good old days of using heroine item numbers as decoy.

But Basanti is pregnant nah, woh un kuton ke samna chah kar bhi naach nahi sakthi. 😆