They may be corny and might even make you cringe, but these cheesy one-liners will make you laugh nonetheless. Here's looking at a few of the cheesiest lines from Hindi Cinema.
Dabangg: Hum tum mein itne ched karenge, ki confuse ho jaoge ke saans kahan se le aur paade kahan se.
Normally we would have recoiled hearing this, but the way Salman Khan mouths this line is quite funny.
The Dirty Picture: Holi khelne ka shauk hai, par teri pichkari me dum nahi..!
What can we say? Vidya Balan won plethora of awards for being crude!
Rowdy Rathore: RATHORE... Vikram Rathore... Naam sunte hi pichawade mein bhukamp aa gaya naa?
Who wants to give Akshay Kumar a GPL? :p
Golmaal 3: Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain.
Can't believe Mithun Bhakraborty can get this silly!
Bhram: Do you like your eggs fried or fertilized?
No wonder Dino Morea stopped getting movies after this.
RA. One: Superhero banta nahi hain muscle or metal parts sai, Superhero banta hain sirf apne heart (HART) sai
… and super flop movies banti hai aise dialogues se, Shah Rukh Khan!
The Dirty Picture: Aise mat dekho, lagta hai marinated murgi ko tandoor dekh raha hai.
Wonder if Vidya Balan talks like that in real life? LOL
Bhagam Bhaag: Agar tum ladki ko izzat dogey, woh tumhe apni izzat degi
Who wants to give Akshay Kumar a GPL, again?
Ishqiya: Tumhara ishq ishq, humara ishq sex?
That was corny, but also kind of quick-witted. Can't wait to see Arshad Wasi in the sequel.
Once Upon A time in Mumbai: Jo apne maa ki izzat nahi karta mein unka baap banke aata hoon.
Time to throw Akshay Kumar on Ajay Devgn!
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