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OLAAA😃
Happy Anniversary again😃...
Well you ask why am I so chirpy...to be honest I wanted to see more of ASR and Barun or at least a jhalak😭😭...but then jaaney do yaaron, why fret and fume over fiction...enjoy what you can and move on.😃...and let me air my woes in the end😆
So I thought that in the theme of ASR being kidnapped😆😆...let me present the IPPKND saga as its stands presently in the "Besterns Cowboys Laungaugewaa"...and the conundrums faced by the pyaari si JW (yup thats me khaofying footage again😛😆)...
Kudos to the great old Western Movies ..."For a Few Dollars more", "The Good, The bad The ugly", "A Fistful of Dollars' and "Magnificent 7"👏👏👏
So, in no particular order😆😆
a) Its IPPKND Anniversary 25 years and JW is waiting for ASR, waiting for ASR and Khushi to fall in love and live peacefully for 5 television days. A Newbie on the Forum asks JW why is she still around here. JW replies:
"I've reached nearly fifty years of age with my system of patience."
b) A few Buddies highlight new spoilers to JW
A tired JW: New spoiler😵
IF Buddy to JW: There are lots of new spoilers, all around.
A tired JW: They won't keep me out!
IF Buddy to JW: They were built to keep you in.😛
IF Buddy to JW: There are lots of new spoilers, all around.
A tired JW: They won't keep me out!
IF Buddy to JW: They were built to keep you in.😛
c) Khushi asking Mami why she is helping her find Arnav
Khushi: "Why you do this for us?"
Mami: "Why? 'Cause I knew someone like you once and there was no one there to help. Now get movin. Get movin... Get outta' here!"
Mami: "Why? 'Cause I knew someone like you once and there was no one there to help. Now get movin. Get movin... Get outta' here!"
d) Khushi asking Mami again how to deal with the goons
Khushi: Even if we had the guns, we know how to plant and grow, we don't know how to kill.
Mamiji: Then learn, or die!😎
Mamiji: Then learn, or die!😎
e) Mamiji to Khushi...but hinting at viewers😉
"When I start out to find somebody... I find him. That's why they pay me."
f) Anjali of course hears this with the same expression she has in Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum😆...IF Viewers, especially JW to Anjali
"Strange... how you manage to always be in the right place at the right time."
g) Meanwhile, Masalabrother is questioning OPji on the exact composition of masala in the 89th paratha on his plate. OPji runs away. Masalabrother thinks:
"It seems he did not like my joke!"
h) In another plush room in Raizada Mansion, Shyam is looking at Khushi's photograph and smiling or smirking in 5595 ways
If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep😈
i) Meanwhile Goon no 1 calls Shyam
Goon: Pretty soon you're going to be rich.😃
Shyam smiling and smirking in 95 ways: Ya? That's not going to break my heart...
Shyam smiling and smirking in 95 ways: Ya? That's not going to break my heart...
j) ASR tied and ambushed but glaring back at the goons, ready for a head-on fight
When a man with a .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol is a dead man. Let's see if that's true...
k) However, after the call, under Shyam's instructions, the Goons take ASR to an even bigger and better hideout in the metro city Delhi😛
Goon No 1 pushing ASR: I want you to feel at home.
ASR: Well, I never found home that great but let's go.
ASR: Well, I never found home that great but let's go.
l) Once again Shyam with another photograph...this time' its Arnav's passport photo. Shyam grimaces, smiles, smirks, laughs, looking at the photo
Too bad you have to die...😈
m) By this time, hearing all the laughs and declarations, an exasperated NK, who also gets to know Shyam's truth, armed with reports of global recession rebound, Rs falling to a new low and stock indexes diving charts...speaks to Shyam
The presence of a safe, alone, doesn't always signify that there is money inside...
n) But finally, ASR who is captive and finds out Shyam is the kidnapper. ASR thinks
Generosity... that was my first mistake. I leave these people a little bit extra, and then they hire these men to make trouble. It shows you, sooner or later, you must answer for every good deed.
o) Goons to ASR
Goon to ASR: Hey amigo, you know you got a face beautiful enough to be worth two hundred thousand dollars? Ha ha ha ha!"
ASR: Ya... but you don't look like the one who'll collect it. 😎
ASR: Ya... but you don't look like the one who'll collect it. 😎
p) In the real world, JW on not seeing ASR yet again...sobbing on the shoulders of her IF Buddies😭
"I've been reasonable, with no results."
q) Meanwhile, after once again facing parental jibes from Mommy dearest😆😆, JW to her Mommy who wants JW to quit watching this show
Determined JW: Mom, you forget one thing. I took a contract.
Exasperated Mommy: Its sure not the kind any court would enforce. 😕
Determined JW: Yes, but that's just the kind you've got to keep.😳
Exasperated Mommy: Its sure not the kind any court would enforce. 😕
Determined JW: Yes, but that's just the kind you've got to keep.😳
r) Mommy dearest does not give up and the conversation and continues on persuading JW to quit watching this show
Mommy: What I don't understand is why a girl like you took watching this serial in the first place, hmm? Why, huh? 😳
JW: I wonder myself.
Mommy: No, come on, come on, tell me why. 😳
JW: It's like a fellow I once saw in a Western Cowboy movie. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. They asked him that same question, "Why?"
Mommy: And? 😳
JW: He said, "It seemed to be a good idea at the time."
JW: I wonder myself.
Mommy: No, come on, come on, tell me why. 😳
JW: It's like a fellow I once saw in a Western Cowboy movie. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. They asked him that same question, "Why?"
Mommy: And? 😳
JW: He said, "It seemed to be a good idea at the time."
s) Disheartened JW writes one of her usual posts 😆😆 in the hope that 4 Lions will read it...Anyways 4 Lions who in a tweet/ text or tort🤣 said they were apologetic to viewers for fall of TRPS. JW Responds in another post.
There's no need to apologise. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.🤣
t) JW attempts another post to 4 Lions on not getting to watch ASR/ Barun😭:
JW:Somehow I don't think you've solved my problem.
Now 4 Lions representative actually replies😃: Solving your problems isn't our line.🤪
u) Finally, JW accepts and expresses her predicament to IF Buddies on Barun's absence😭😭: Sigh, lets give space and leave him alone. It's a free country. ...And it's his.😳
Post Script:
4 Lions,
Firstly, whats fair appreciation is fair 😊...So congratulations on a great show😃⭐️...Well Done👏👏👏👏
We are all sentimental in some ways...no matter how jovial, patient or indifferent we may be...and when we sign up to watch a love story, we need that love story😳...not extended hatred, fake visions of passion, or endless misunderstandings...
More importantly...we need the lead couple to be together, if thats not too much to ask😊...at least on an anniversary of the day the show started😳...and while I am patient and even mast maula in my own world😛...there is that genuine disappointment that we didnt have an ASR + Khushi moment today😳...
and most importantly we didnt have ASR, who to my mind is one of the two primary pillars of your show's success.😳
never mind...
JW😊
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