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Given that the creatives are being so inconsistent and resorting to implausible tactics (yet we're all addicted), I thought why not come up with a top-ten list of ideas to help them with even more implausible tactics to help raise TRPs:
(10) Nihaarika frames Daadi and makes Ram believe that the real reason she's in Mumbai is that she is having an affair with Ronit Roy. . . He then looses it and kicks yet another person out of his life.
(9) Kartik has a flashback of his time in jail. His bitterness has to do with becoming "jail-bate" for some big guy. Shipra screams her head off and leads to . . .
(8) Sudhir saying "Shipra. . . .' for five minutes, and then realize he has gone into a catatonic state. . .
(7) This allows Shipra to decide she will get revenge against Natasha by seducing Mamaji. She drugs Mamaji up, invites him to a hotel room, where Shipra comes out in a gold bikini and the song begins "Yeh mera dil. . . "
(6) Vikram and Neha finally look at their oldest son and say "Who are you and what did you do with our real son" (i.e. Azaan), who has been kidnapped by Niharika
(5) Ishika's husband finally gets 20 sec of air-time, only to be pre-empted when Sudhir comes out of his catatonic state and starts telling his long, winded crying stories. . . .
(4) Ram Kapoor finally asks Ishika "With all the money you have, why do you always wear the waitress outfit. . . ."
(3) Niharika's real mom comes back to haunt her and brings back secrets (the role to be played by Sudha Shivpuri). . .
(2) Ayesha and Siddhart end up doing a remake of Ragini MMS, and
(1) Ram Kapoor and Sakshi TAnwar create television history when they do a 30 year leap. Sakshi is shown to be playing their son, who looks like Priya, and Ram is shown to be playing their daughter, who is shown to be just like Dad. Just picture them cross-dressing. . .
(10) Nihaarika frames Daadi and makes Ram believe that the real reason she's in Mumbai is that she is having an affair with Ronit Roy. . . He then looses it and kicks yet another person out of his life.
(9) Kartik has a flashback of his time in jail. His bitterness has to do with becoming "jail-bate" for some big guy. Shipra screams her head off and leads to . . .
(8) Sudhir saying "Shipra. . . .' for five minutes, and then realize he has gone into a catatonic state. . .
(7) This allows Shipra to decide she will get revenge against Natasha by seducing Mamaji. She drugs Mamaji up, invites him to a hotel room, where Shipra comes out in a gold bikini and the song begins "Yeh mera dil. . . "
(6) Vikram and Neha finally look at their oldest son and say "Who are you and what did you do with our real son" (i.e. Azaan), who has been kidnapped by Niharika
(5) Ishika's husband finally gets 20 sec of air-time, only to be pre-empted when Sudhir comes out of his catatonic state and starts telling his long, winded crying stories. . . .
(4) Ram Kapoor finally asks Ishika "With all the money you have, why do you always wear the waitress outfit. . . ."
(3) Niharika's real mom comes back to haunt her and brings back secrets (the role to be played by Sudha Shivpuri). . .
(2) Ayesha and Siddhart end up doing a remake of Ragini MMS, and
(1) Ram Kapoor and Sakshi TAnwar create television history when they do a 30 year leap. Sakshi is shown to be playing their son, who looks like Priya, and Ram is shown to be playing their daughter, who is shown to be just like Dad. Just picture them cross-dressing. . .
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