Hi all!
First of all, a DISCLAIMER - The title of the post is purely for the purpose of catching eyeballs and has nothing to do with Parliamentary proceedings.
(waise bhi, BALH tamaasha is anyday more interesting than Parliament, hunh!)
Separation finally knocked at the door and is now sitting comfortably in our living rooms, enjoying tea and biscuits while we all toss and turn in our beds, feeling sorry for Ram and Priya.
Here is my take on the current track. As we all anticipated the separation and what all related to it, we were also apprehensive of how Ekta maiyya will dish out this track - AABD or AABS? Its too early to comment on that and no use fretting over whats not in our hands (well, I know I am wrong here.. BALH articles in print voicing our opinions. But so what, this is MY post! 😛) So I thought why not vent it out in a fun way. Ekta is, waise bhi, known for being unpredictable (kab kya kar baithe) and lets not forget, BALH is indeed different!
My post is, hence, dedicated to Ekta maiyya and her team of 'very creative' err.. creatives. And to all BALHians, ofcourse. (marna hai kya mujhe jo aap sab ko dedicate nahi karungi!)
Here it goes, set to the tune of one of my fav. "Duniya banaane wale..."-
Serial banaane wale..
kya tere man mein samaayi..
kaahe ko separation banaayi..
tune kaahe ko separation banaayi..
kaahe banaaye tune TRP ke lafde..
serial ye achchha khaasa..
lead bhi hain tagde..
kaahe banaaya tune rating ka khela..
jismein lagaaya creatives ka mela..
gupchup tamaasha dekhe..
wah re teri khudaayi..
kaahe ko separation banaayi..
Audience to tadpa hoga current track dekhkar..
maatha bhi peeta hoga Evil Trio ko jhelkar..
Shipra bhi chubhati hogi aankhon mein sabki..
Sudhir aur Vik-Neha se ummeedein hain bhatki..
bol kya soojhi tujhko..
kaahe ko Nuts-Ayesha banaayi..
tune kaahe ko separation banaayi..
Mature story bolke promo chalaaya..
serial dikhaaya tune, award bhi kamaaya..
story ke path par Ram-Priya milaaye..
audience TV se chipke, ab nok-jhonk ko tarse..
Romance dikha ke tune..
Ram-Priya ko de di judaayi..
tune kaahe ko separation banaayi..
P.S. - Shailendra ji (lyricist) must be turning in his grave.
P.S. 2 - Thinking of taking on the Hot topic of Leap too, in the similar fashion. What say you all?