Nursery rhymes and fairy tales

Just recently, I realized a most distressing fact about nursery rhymes- that most of them are alarmingly destructive in nature. Popular rhymes like Jack&Jill, Georgy-Porgy, Humpty-Dumpty, London bridge, It's raining its pouring, an old woman living in a shoe, rock-a-by baby on a tree top are only a few poems that I'm able recollect at this moment, but I'm sure there are many more. Have you guys ever thought about it? What is the point of incorporating such poems in schools, let alone at the nursery level? This is something that's beyond me!

Mother Goose Is a perv and clearly a freak remember those nursery rhymes you used to recite take a second look at the subliminal messages outlined below

Ding, dong, bell,
Pussy's in the well!
Who put her in?
Little Tommy Green.
Who pulled her out?
Big Johnny Stout.

What a naughty boy was that,
To drown poor pussy-cat,
Who never did him any harm,
But killed the mice in his father's barn!

IMPLICATIONS

Clearly this was a menage et trois, Little Tommy Green put the pussy in well, this means he went first and left it wet, so that BIG JOHNNY STOUT could have ravaged it vigorously, drowning the pussy cat even tho it did him NO HARM!….tsk tsk, is this what we are teaching our children

Sad day indeed

NEXT

Jack be nimble,
And Jack be quick;
And Jack jump over
The candlestick.

IMPLICATIONS

Jack is clearly gay, why else would he jump over a candle stick and why does he need to be nimble.
And we blame cable for our society. tsk tsk

NEXT

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water;
Jack fell down, and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after

IMPLICATIONS

This is a different jack, they clearly did not go to catch a physical pail of water as jack alone could have gotten this water so clearly this is a metaphorical thing to say that they went up a hill to have sex because jill was wet. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after (this means Jack came first and jill came shortly after)

Yet we wonder why everyone is so horny

NEXT

One, two,
Buckle my shoe;
Three, four,
Shut the door;
Five, six,
Pick up sticks;
Seven eight,
Lay them straight;
Nine, ten,
A good fat hen;
Eleven, twelve,
Who will delve?
Thirteen, fourteen,
Maids a-courting;
Fifteen, sixteen,
Maids a-kissing;
Seventeen, eighteen,
Maids a-waiting;
Nineteen, twenty,
My stomach's empty

IMPLICATIONS

This one is po*n she bent over shut the door to pick up a stick up by a good fat hen/cock, seemingly it was an orgy not knowing who will delve next, girl on girl action ,some touching themselves and wen it was finished everyone was hungry…sounds familiar.

Moral of the story everything is not what it seems look beyond face value and discover the truth

Alternate Moral: Dont let idleness happen to you

This rhyme is a reference to Bloody Mary. The garden refers to growing cemeteries, as she filled them with Protestants. Silver bells and cockle shells were instruments of torture and the maiden was a device used to behead people.

Originally posted by: Dr3viL

Jack be nimble,
And Jack be quick;
And Jack jump over
The candlestick.

IMPLICATIONS

Jack is clearly gay, why else would he jump over a candle stick and why does he need to be nimble.
And we blame cable for our society. tsk tsk

Originally posted by: zorrro

I feel sure that most children who recited these nursery rhymes never saw any perversion in them. It would take a pervert mind to see all the perversion supposedly hidden in the nursery rhymes 😳