Whats your Kundali?

Something khushi something cold something AC off something

Arnav: koossi, is so adorable. Let me switch off the AC and suffer in the heat. How nice am i. Thats how i roll. I even give blankets to women suffering in cold air. So i will reciprocate by being hot *wink wink WINK WINK*

Koosi: he is holding my hand, and then walked away, when i asked a question. HE is DEFINTELY hiding something. I HAVE to know what it is. I'mma attack his diary!

ME: yes. This hasnt happened before at all. You know, when koosi asks something and arnav walks away. Never.

Audience: oh shut the eff up! just admire his ass and move on!

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AR 36 K

ME: why wasn't it AR 69 K or K 69 AR??? Would have made more sense.

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We'd be Kundali-ing it up,Yo!!!

Kamlesh Kundari: girls from poor houses, watch out, your rich husband is out to get you. I got proof too. Some Pitambar killed his wife off and some Kumar married a Pinky and she is dead too.

Koosi: Wow. Dammit! What if i die a virgin? Must.do.something. humari dimag ki baati jal gayi. "AHHH ' I cut my hand, someone, preferably six-feet tall, sexy man with a body to die for, come and heal me"

Buaji: oh! Shut up. You gonna have to be more obvious than that! And the fact that you are munching on cucumbers like that goat bestie of yours doesn't help either.

Kamlesh kundari: The rich men do it to remove an imaginary dosh in their kundali and then get together with their loved ones!

Koosi: that sounds EXACTLY like arnavji. Break up with La, then elope with me only to kill me and marry his ex.

ME: Ah! The benefits of marrying a tree first, a la abhishek bachchan.

Kamlesh Kundari: So we have the database of kundalis of ALL rich men. *conditions apply: concerned rich men must believe in god*

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Kahin Aag Lage...

Arnav: koosi, dammit, you are too close to the fire.

Koosi: that's it! this man is upto something

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Entry of Shani?

Arnav: ya! La babes, I'll take care of everything. *giggle,giggle*

ME: THAT wasn't random!

Arnav: OH MY GOD! Tum yahan??? Kuch dekha kya? Kuch suna kya? Listen hum dono key beech aisa kuch---

Koosi: arnavji, are you manglik?

Arnav: WHAT??? You mean, deficient in filling your mang?

Koosi: Dal- spoon- will you just fu'I mean nothing, kthnxbye!

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Future Prediction By K.Kundari

Kamlesh kundari: rich men with doshi kundali often tend to be possessed by their mamijis!

Result: gupta house turns into a hanging gardan!

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SJ's Gyaan: State of the Forum

FM1 - Did you see, awww he switched off the AC, he is so caring
FM2 - What? he has a bit of shrinkage, me thinks
FM1 - hunh!! whatever, he held her hands!
FM2 - What? just hands? disappointed.
FM1 - He was looking her, over his cup of tea, Oh Maar Dala!!
FM2 - Thats what khushi thinks too...
FM1 - he saved her from fire
FM2 - where was he the other 364 days she was cooking?
FM1 - Kamlesh Khabri, nice touch by CVs
FM2 - Who is he? Julian Assange of WikiCheapLeaks?
FM1 - He is the senstational news breaker of India
FM2 - I didn't now India Forums exported them!!
FM1 - Arnav will find the shyam truth!
FM2 - does it even matter now? he held her hands. thats all the intimate scenes we're gonna get.
FM1 - he will fid the TRUTH!!! NO MU!!!
FM2 - Look, WHO CARES!! I want bubbly GONE!
FM1- - Do you have a problem? you no sex-no passion serial lover!!
FM2 - No, I think you got it mate, you no sex no passion serial lover
FM3 - But, but guys, the promo...
FM1&2 - SHUT THE **** UP!!!!

Hey tiya

I have been trying to Iogg off for the past 1 hr ,gIad i didn't

Very funny pst😆😆😆

I dont know how to react to today's episde , after 3 months of no evidence of khushi and shyam's interaction , arnav beIieves she has a affair with shyam based on one conversation

Now even worse , based on one conversation khushi beIieves arnav wants her dead

It is a insuIt to human inteIIigence

Originally posted by: ttt1

Hey tiya

I have been trying to Iogg off for the past 1 hr ,gIad i didn't

Very funny pst😆😆😆

I dont know how to react to today's episde , after 3 months of no evidence of khushi and shyam's interaction , arnav beIieves she has a affair with shyam based on one conversation

Now even worse , based on one conversation khushi beIieves arnav wants her dead

It is a insuIt to human inteIIigence

Originally posted by: MentalExotica

🤣

You're a riot

I love your inner voice

Hamari inner voices kitni milti julti hai - LOL

AR 69 K - LOLLL

Diary mein chup hai kya raaz

Arnavji ka doob gaya jahaaz

Kundali Kumar Ki Vishesh Bhavishywaani

Khoosie bitya badi saiyaani

The phone scene -

When he says hello lavanya

I seriously heard hello love you and i was like W*F

i had my very own MU

He mumbles a lot

MU ke kaaran muh mein chaale - ULCERS???

KUNDALI KUMAR KA KHULASA

palat diya paasa

Arnav banna prannath

and now he will follow joru ka ghulam path

LOVED IT 🤗

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

State of the Forum

FM1 - Did you see, awww he switched off the AC, he is so caring
FM2 - What? he has a bit of shrinkage, me thinks
FM1 - hunh!! whatever, he held her hands!
FM2 - What? just hands? disappointed.
FM1 - He was looking her, over his cup of tea, Oh Maar Dala!! (Dil dola re Dola re dola)
FM2 - Thats what khushi thinks too...
FM1 - he saved her from fire
FM2 - where was he the other 364 days she was cooking?
FM1 - Kamlesh Khabri, nice touch by CVs
FM2 - Who is he? Julian Assange of WikiCheapLeaks?
FM1 - He is the senstational news breaker of India
FM2 - I didn't now India Forums exported them!!
FM1 - Arnav will find the shyam truth!
FM2 - does it even matter now? he held her hands. thats all the intimate scenes we're gonna get.
FM1 - he will fid the TRUTH!!! NO MU!!!
FM2 - Look, WHO CARES!! I want bubbly GONE!
FM1- - Do you have a problem? you no sex-no passion serial lover!!
FM2 - No, I think you got it mate, you no sex no passion serial lover
FM3 - But, but guys, the promo...
FM1&2 - SHUT THE **** UP!!!!

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

State of the Forum

FM1 - Did you see, awww he switched off the AC, he is so caring
FM2 - What? he has a bit of shrinkage, me thinks
FM1 - hunh!! whatever, he held her hands!
FM2 - What? just hands? disappointed.
FM1 - He was looking her, over his cup of tea, Oh Maar Dala!!
FM2 - Thats what khushi thinks too...
FM1 - he saved her from fire
FM2 - where was he the other 364 days she was cooking?
FM1 - Kamlesh Khabri, nice touch by CVs
FM2 - Who is he? Julian Assange of WikiCheapLeaks?
FM1 - He is the senstational news breaker of India
FM2 - I didn't now India Forums exported them!!
FM1 - Arnav will find the shyam truth!
FM2 - does it even matter now? he held her hands. thats all the intimate scenes we're gonna get.
FM1 - he will fid the TRUTH!!! NO MU!!!
FM2 - Look, WHO CARES!! I want bubbly GONE!
FM1- - Do you have a problem? you no sex-no passion serial lover!!
FM2 - No, I think you got it mate, you no sex no passion serial lover
FM3 - But, but guys, the promo...
FM1&2 - SHUT THE **** UP!!!!

Originally posted by: tiya229

😆😆😆 blame it on SJ and Gitu. their voices+ my joblessness, makes me write shit.

seriously the whole thing was bizzaare. but both of them deserve each other. their high jumps to conclusions makes me wish that they represented India in the High Jump Olympics.

certainIy made for each other coupIe 😆😆

infidelity now murder somebody once toId me this is a Iove story

and keep making such posts tiya now that your exams are over