IPK Hot Gossip: Barun has been BRIBED!

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A recent London research perplexed the scientists, as it showed that Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon's Arnav Singh Raizada (Barun Sobti) is the world's largest consumer of hair-gel, almost 25% of it being attributed to his sleek hair every month. After hours of scratching heads and rubbing noses, the scientists finally came to a conclusion that this Oh-so-hot Punjabi has been bribed by some gel-manufacturing company, to benefit them with economies of scale.

"Our suspicions are on Garnier", contemplated one of the scientists, "but we would be keeping a close eye on his toiletries." We sincerely wish them luck with that, since ASR's possessions of grooming products would put Robert Pattinson, playing Edward Cullen in the movie Twilight, to shame.

Fans have been itching, tearing their pillows in anger, even eating the cotton inside in anticipation of watching Sobti with, what they call, "The Diwali-style Dazzler" haircut again. Barun Sobti's co-actor, Sanaya Irani said, "Oh My God, I tell him all the time to get a haircut. A message goes out to his wife every time from me for a haircut but she says he just won't get it!" Oooh, denying dear-wifey? Definitely fishy. We won't be surprised if that bribing theory proves to be right.

Meanwhile, we have heard flying rumours about Barun Sobti being offered to model for some hair-gel manufacturing company; in fact, Barun has now cut down his hours on the IPKKND set to put his energies for the new contract.

Razor-marketing companies, on the other hand, are steaming with unhidden anger, watching the scratchy stubble on his face in every episode. Me thinks Barun will soon be presented with a new bribe.

Hope you all liked it. This news is as true as the fact that Arnav Singh Raizada won't ever say What The-? in his life again. Hopefully you have caught the sarcasm in my voice 😉

No offence intended for ANYONE. We all love Barun. And this is an appeal for him to get a Diwali-style haircut. Pretty please? *puppy dog eyes* 🥺

And through this post, I would genuinely like to thank JuS**LameAHolic for conveying our message to Sanaya. Everyone, do read her WU about her visit : https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2956710/met-sanaya-woo-another-telecast-promo. If you haven't already, that is 😆

-Aimz-

LMAO! But I like his current hairstyle more!