The great Aham Parag Modi. Scion of the Modi dynasty. Big hot-shot businessman. Oh how the mighty have fallen!
You see Aham, this is what happens when you are a dumb fool with dish-rags for brains.
You humiliate your family. Your poor innocent wife. Your about to be married ex-girlfried. And even a man you don't know. And why? All because you are a spine-less wonder with all the strength and courage of a jellyfish!
All this could have been avoided so easily Aham. So many ways to have prevented this. And yet you failed to follow even one.
Shall I go through some of them? Well for starters you could have married Anita. Cos trust me, when a man loves a woman, he will do anything to be with her. Defy his family. Alienate his mother. Anything. But wait. I said when a MAN loves a woman. And we both know you aren't exactly a man.
And then you could have had the courage to face up to her after you kicked her sorry @rse to the kerb. But you didn't do that either. Nope. You just left the whole stinking mess to fester away and took it all out on your poor innocent bride. What a "Man" you are Aham Modi!
Nope Aham dikra. All you are is a mouse. A mouse who could not invent an excuse that would have saved your entire family such stinking humiliation. Fake a punctured tyre. Invent a passer-by who got knocked and had to be taken to the hospital. Make up a story. Any story. It would have worked.
Or you could have just stuck to the truth. But we both know you are unable to recognise the truth if it walked up to you and kicked you in the nuts. Admit to your family. Hey this wedding is of Anita my ex. No-one would have gone to the wedding. Problem solved. But did you do that? Nope.
And then on the day itself. What do you do? You sit there making gaga eyes at her? Practically eating her up with your eyes? What you trying to do what you couldn't do when you were involved with her? Huh? What?
So eventually you come face to face with her and you can barely work up the guts to pretend like you are any normal person congratulating someone on their wedding day. Nope you have to make it seem like you haven't taken a dump in weeks and the effects are showing... I'm just surprised her fianc didn't klap you one then!
And then comes the piece de resistance. By some mishap you end up alone with her in a bedroom. What do you do? Do you do what any sane, rational, decent man would have done? Which was walk out of there with your dignity and you kurta intact? Nope. You just had t do it. You just had to ruin the girl's happiest day of her life. Once was not enough for you. You had to do it twice!
So yep Mr Aham Modi you have no defence. So hopefully you will just shut your mouth, man the eff up and take whatever punishment is dished out to you by your family and by the groom's family.
Cos whatever it is. You deserve it a hundred times more!