Observations and lessons learned

1) SNS is only allowed to have suitors with first names that rhyme with Elesh, in this case "N"elesh. The engagements with these blokes never transpire into a marriage. Current example Anita with her fiance, previous example, Kinjal with Elesh. Lesson # 1 do not ever become engaged to a guy whose name rhymes with Elesh!

2) If your name is Jigar, then you are a hopeless romantic and a colossal idiot! Though us girls swoon at his loving character and wish our significant others would light hearted and madly in love with us, at the same time we hope that they would not be so dumb to not realize that we absolutely dont give an iota of care about them! Lesson #2 If your name is Jigar then seek out counseling and find out why you pretend to be the second coming of your paternal grandfather and why you were born without a brain.

3) If your name is Rashi, then you are great at coming up with kalakaries with your mom and executing them mostly without a hitch. Please do not expect me to believe that you have no clue how shadow puppets work! Lesson # 3 Get a lamp and a wall and learn the art of shadow puppetry, you can find great experts in the field to teach you this art, look for anyone who is like 10 years old.

4) Modi family committee - I get it, you guys are a loving family and without everyone's permission you shouldn't even consider farting, but come on!!!! You really think it is appropriate to come to a wedding, stand in a line in the middle of the wedding hall, blocking pretty much the traffic in the middle of the hall, conducting a committee vote to decide whether to leave or not!? Lesson # 4 it is inappropriate to have committee meetings in the middle of other people's functions. Sit off to the side on a round table and discuss.

5) Selective Amnesia Modi Family Amnesia? I would imagine that they would remember that Anitha is the sister of the guy that their neice/daughter Kinjal pretended to be pregnant by and therefore, probably wouldn't expect to have her be invited at her own wedding given her brother's treatment of her. Lesson # 5 please eat 10 almonds every morning before breakfast, lets see if we can get the remaining neurons to fire properly.

6) The bed happened to be there and Ahem just happended to fall into bed with Anitha with his arm around her. This one is just plain ridiculous, I have done a few ER rotations at this point and I can only compare it to the fellow who just happen to get the shampoo bottle somewhere interesting. Let's understand this, Ahem was carrying Anitha into the room, with the shadow puppet wall, because she had fainted, so instead of putting her on the bed like a normal passed out person, he decides to flung back on the bed, WWE pro-wrestling style!? Lesson # 5 follow the First Responder steps in an emergency. Leave the person on the floor, try to revive them by asking questions, if not response yell for help, check pulse, breaths etc, do not move the patient! Most likely she was just experiencing lightheadedness with all the hyperventilating she did while sitting on the stage watching Gopi and Ahem take a photo together. A paper bag would have done nice to bring her CO2 back in line.

Thanks for reading. :)

i absolutely enjoyed ur post...made me smile...just one point...ahem i think carried anitha after they fell on the bed together not before...

😆 loved your post. Yes we must take SNS seriously as they do teach us the way of life and how to behave in society

I was crying before I read your post , but now I am laughing not ... thankyou.

haha...thanks for writing it...so funny

Oh, what a funny post. Loved it especially your CPR and er observations. Too funny.

gopakshi that was rip roaring hilarious!

Thanks for hilarious post.

😆 Nice post yaar 👍🏼