I am writing to inform you that I am resigning as your errand boy immediately. The moment you called Mohan instead of me, our employment contract was violated. I have signed a new contract with the sethi brothers. Since they are in jail, they will be needing someone to help run their underground newspaper stealing ring.
For years, I have been your go to guy. Despite my mother's insistence, I never married as I only have enough energy to handle one clingy person's needs. I used to take my cell in the washroom when showering as well because I always wanted to be there for you. And this is how you repay me? By calling someone else in your hour of need! As if I am not good enough for you anymore!
Anyway, I would like to thank you for giving me a chance to work for you. I have learned a lot of skills from you. I am practically an expert at saying "What The" and "Get Out". Glares and being yelled at me don't scare me anymore either. These skills will help me a lot in dealing with tough mafia people when running the underground newspaper stealing ring.
I wish you and your Mohan all the best for the future.
Best regards,
Aman
P.S: I am stealing your blue-tooth receiver! Try to survive without it for one day.
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