Decoding April 17, 2012

Originally posted by: Nmyra

LOL!! Oh gosh i so look forward to ur posts...the Logic lesson and the Chem/Bio were epic!!

* sigh *

reminds me of High School!!!

Originally posted by: tia.o

Hello dearies,

Maths: ASR's equation: USE > as better than (not greater than)

ASR + Khushi = Irritated ASR + Rabba Ve

ASR - Khushi = Sad and Restless ASR - Rabba Ve

Irritated ASR + Rabba Ve > Sad and Restless ASR - Rabba Ve

ASR + Khushi > ASR - Khushi

Chemistry: Well, do I really need to say it? ASR touches Khushi's lips and fandom dies of heat stroke. When they actually do the deed, the UN will post Global Warming alert...

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Originally posted by: tia.o

Hello dearies,

Today Shalini skipped "What SHE Loved". So I will put full analysis...

Today's topic EDUCATION:

History: You all know the history behind the Raizada and Gupta dynasty (Not the Pataliputra wala, the Lucknow wala)... and there is no chance to conveniently forget as every time there is a potential sexy scene, ASR gets bournvita boost and remembers the scene in Eastman Colour... But thankfully today, the History took a vacation in Caribbean in Loopy's Titanic.

(Reference: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/iss-pyaar-ko-kya-naam-doon/2936843/whatthefiction-when-swamy-met-ranchy )

Geography: In ancient time, wise men used to say that changing the geographical location can be beneficial to health. Specially to clear the cobwebs of mind and open the heart to new possibilities. Khushi must have read that, so she decides to change ASR's geographical location. From first world mansion to straight third world jhopra.

Economics: ASR's money was always in demand. The supply however always matched and superseded demand. Since he got married, as his supply has increased (Khushi's multiple business), the same way his demand has increased too (For his sister's boy toy's expenses). Thus as a dutiful wife, Khushi decided to move to cheaper accommodation and simpler lifestyle to reduce expenses. That is what we call managing budget.

Maths: ASR's equation: USE > as better than (not greater than)

ASR + Khushi = Irritated ASR + Rabba Ve

ASR - Khushi = Sad and Restless ASR - Rabba Ve

Irritated ASR + Rabba Ve > Sad and Restless ASR - Rabba Ve

ASR + Khushi > ASR - Khushi

Logic: Khushi's Logic

ASR's heart is in Green Plant

Khushi got green plant

Khushi got ASR's heart...⭐️⭐️⭐️

Physics: Every action has equal and opposite reaction. Khushi bugs ASR enough time, ASR bound to fall in love with her.

Chemistry: Well, do I really need to say it? ASR touches Khushi's lips and fandom dies of heat stroke. When they actually do the deed, the UN will post Global Warming alert...

Biology: Once chemistry experiments get going, biology will not be far behind.

Moral Science:

Shyam - Expelled from the class permanently

Anjali - Was a straight A student until her bro got married, now she got D because she is always peeking and poking where she is not supposed to. However, after today's sudden performance, she got a B+.

Arnav - Straight A student since after LA incident. However, we wish he would do IT with Khushi and fail the class..

Me : You want him to fail doing IT with Khushi. Here, catch a egg being thrown at you. Ay!!!😡

Khushi - Again straight A student, but subject to occasional B.

Me : She is selfless, She doesn't like to hog all the limelight

Nutrition: Arnav ready with Mamiji's Hajmola.

RM - Nutrition with class

GH - No Nutrition without class

So for next few days Hajmola and Paani ka glass.

Moral of the story: IPKKND laga dala to school jhingalala...