| Santa Singh once applied to Medical College. Listed below are the results of his entrance test. Needless to say he didn't make it... |
| ANTIBODY: against everyone |
| ARTERY: the study of fine paintings |
| BACTERIA: back door to a cafeteria |
| BENIGN: what you be after you be eight |
| BOWEL: letters except Vowels(a ,e ,i ,o ,u) |
| CAESAREAN SECTION: a district in Rome |
| CARDIOLOGY: advanced study of poker playing |
| CAT SCAN: searching for ones lost kitty |
| CAUTERIZE: made eye contact with her |
| COMA: a punctuation mark |
| CONGENITAL: friendly |
| CORTIZONE: the local courthouse |
| D & C: where Washington is |
| DILATE: to live longer |
| ENEMA: not a friend |
| FIBRILLATE: to tell lies |
| GENES: blue denim slacks (My favorite brand :Flying Machine) |
| HEMORRHOID: a male from outer space |
| IMPOTENT: distinguished, well known |
| LABOR PAIN: hurt at work |
| MINOR OPERATION: somebody else's |
| ORGAN TRANSPLANT: what you do to your piano when you move |
| PARALYZE: two far-fetched stories |
| PATHOLOGICAL: a reasonable way to go |
| PHARMACIST: person who makes a living dealing in agriculture |
| PROTEIN: in favor of young people |
| RED BLOOD COUNT: Dracula |
| SECRETION: hiding anything |
| TABLET: a small table |
| TERMINAL ILLNESS: getting sick at the airport |
| TIBIA: country in North Africa |
| TRIPLE BYPASS: better than a quarterback sneak |
| TUMOR: an extra pair |
| URINE: opposite of "you're out" |
| VARICOSE: very close |
| VEIN: conceited |
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