BIRDDAY BISSHES..for Laali

And Finally the Perks of being her Friend..

.Ok! So I know the perfect gifat you can get me.. perks of being my friend.. I open GIFT REGISTRY for birthdays!

I want the sexy Hat in the 2nd pic below by the same designer who made this one for Kate:

I want this one..

Thats one more Gifat Zaindu owes me.. Her YOU SUCK! to me

Daniel Craig Popsicle

(psst. Don't feel left out my M'Peers.. I'll mail you all a Top 10 things to buy for Laali when its anyone's b'day)

cause we are

..Am at a loss ..wanted to say much...

However...I wll say..having known you ..for what it has took

"Have you ever felt the longing for someone you could admire? For something, not to look down at, but up to?"
Ayn Rand

I know what lateral thinking is..now..out of a box..creativty..genius..insight..and to top it all...being a good person...and a grrreat friend..🤗

All i say ..I can't get OGRE you

and wish you ..

your share of happiness that is there for you to happen...Have a blast..

Eat the cake from all of Ajeebwas..

and Paint the town RED..

and my advert dedication...Major Sop Alert..

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtDYZHGzGLE[/YOUTUBE]

and hope you ROFL at this one..

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0r16192izs&feature=player_embedded[/YOUTUBE]

and the AAAlitimate song...in the true spirit of Scarletaura...Let yourself go..Live Life..Live yourself..Live with what makes you happy..LET youself GO...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXsu2pOEOHc[/YOUTUBE]

So now ...it is time ..Yo CiVivaah's ...for the Ha''s !!!!!

If Laali was a man ..would she be straight..Yes or no ..and Why??

Now I know I have made up this question but I couldn't say with a more straight face that she is all woman...🤣..

On a Desert Island...would she rather have the MouVes with Moody Ahem or play TAG with Gautii??

Neither...she play HOOKy with the HAWA. and reach the hotwa...😆

If the CuP is for BRA(in)s ..what is her SIZE??

The cup runnneth over...enough said..😛

If the Hotwa is her favourite dish...for lunch ...what does she have for dinner???

Indigestion??🤣

Why does she do a GWTW when she is the Hawa Hawai??

Force of Habit🤣

Why does she AM(alik'd)..when she won't PMS??

Because her clock is set all wrong..🤣

FROM CHULbilly..

Laali moi jaan🤗

long long ago,so long ago, no body knows how long ago(in short, before I was born!)...dark night(not knight...waise night s always dark na..me conpheesing)...there were no owl hooting, no wolf howling., no thuderstorm...but laali placed her rosy tiny feet on this buri duniya(how can she? no questions...laali s pro, she can do anything)
laali janam divas ji hardeek shubkaamnayen😃
Don know how it happened, but it happened(alas!😆)...I wish u year full of happiness without Sonu sood,Arjun Rampal, n all actors whom u like 2 drool except ASR coz I do not want 2 suffer...
Then...I always enjoyed,enjoy my spamming sessions with u n u-know-whom...Thnx for giving us Ajeeb Ishq

I always cherish the moments wid u...tere mere beech mein...kaisa hai yeh bhandan...anjaana...na jaana...its almost like IPK story...but TG! I m straight😆...

Chulbilly wishes laalee...pora andha naal "vaal"thukkal

Finally a serious msg...Love u, ur craziness, ur puns!
Happy budday dear...Wish u a happy n healthy life

Quiz

If Laali was a man ..would she be straight..Yes or no ..and Why??

I already hav this doubt, laali r u a man?...if so s, coz she now talks abt men(I m so intelligent😎)

On a Desert Island...would she rather have the MouVes with Moody Ahem or play TAG with Gautii??

MouVes with Moody Ahem

If the CuP is for BRA(in)s ..what is her SIZE??

XXL

If the Hotwa is her favourite dish...for lunch ...what does she have for dinner???

ofc Ahem Moody...no let it b Goati

Why does she do a GWTW when she is the Hawa Hawai??
She does GWTW to escape from macchads

Why does she AM(alik'd)..when she won't PMS??

Coz she becumz Khadoos...while PMS she only does other AM(Watching COugh moody)

This ad s phor ya laali...sry abt the qaality...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk8Z0WbSWV0[/YOUTUBE]

Vistaachiooo

Goldie

Warmest wishes on your Crow(n)ing Glory!!

Laali,

brilliance, laal aandhi, surkh sama'n, born, special, day, cruelest, month, vibgyor, wit, spark,snark, love, vivah's, cool, puns, galore, creativity, ajeebness, Gautam, goatee, Hedge, jhaad, hum, tum,Hotwa, bang, whimper, fonts, bold,Gulzar, wilderness, geeky, proclivity, prolificity, AWOLness, PDA,perfection, dozen, date, friend, wry, dry, humour, Farak, Pyaar, nafrat, comma, period, periods,blessings, shower, affection, non-public, happy, HP, frolic, skip, pony-tail,Rhett, heartening, , italics, brainiac, mathy, nerdy, commercial, synonyms, maestro, words, twisting, pretzel, stream, consciousness, amazing, machchars, Ramen, Chameli, shortcuts, keyboard, Ads, Queen, Bee, sutradhaar, honey, multi-lingual,

B(ra)inomial, phenomenon, unpremeditated, art, science, skill, talent, charisma, media, smile, guffaws, laughter, medicine, best, besh-tesht, ogay, not, yes, Ajeebwas, privilege, fall, great, company, long, happy, merry, randomness, equal, signs, love, luck, forevah, period.

mommy2000
IF-Dazzler

Tum ho toh
Gaata hai dil

Happy Birthday to you *repeat 4 times*


O meri Goldie

The B(h)ehl to my Chutney

To your ajeeb dish, we are but the condi(ments)




BEN - d' - RE Special


My Laali, a seasoned teen
Forever eighteen, going on seventeen




Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

If you don't have a mind, then there is no matter to mind --- Anonymous

You are the p(h)un(niest) in our ajeeb "i"s!!!!




Unlimited p(h)un on the menu
Unlimited (non)sense but uncommon sensibility
For a limited audience with de-coding (in)ability!!!

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Oscar Wilde

"Let's give them something to talk about"- Mission Statement - Laali's Ajeeb Recruiters, Inc


Laali, my friend
The lead player in this band
Stringing us together in unconventional tunes
By association, it's my greatest pleasure to be a loon

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
~ Bernard Meltzer

It's your birthday today and I have a wish
God grant me 5% of her wisdom, snark and wit
The gift of my friendship is forever yours to keep
Your ek pukaar, and i shall respond, even while i sleep!!!!






Here are a few gifats from your near and dear ones ----

Your handle-sake --- "Tomorrow is just another day --- of being forever eighteen"



Your unprejudiced choice in a classic proud romantic hero - Wake up with me!!!



An excerpt from a favorite movie starring the Scottish But(l)er --- this is the simple truth!!!



And let's seal your birthday with a "cheeky" puchak!!!!



Birthday Quiz

Laali was a man ..would she be straight..Yes or no ..and Why??
Laali would be stray(t) because she walks crooked on a straight line.

On a Desert Island...would she rather have the MouVes with Moody Ahem or play TAG with Gautii??
Depends on the State of her MOOD(y)!!

If the CuP is for BRA(in)s ..what is her SIZE??
Size is a matter of mind over matter (modified version). And I don't a mind or the (grey) matter to calculate her BRA(in) size.

If the Hotwa is her favourite dish...for lunch ...what does she have for dinner???
The satiety levels after the lunch are too high for her to want dinner.

Why does she do a GWTW when she is the Hawa Hawai??
Cuz she's like the wind - bleus away and then returns with a (en)lightening post!

Why does she AM(alik'd)..when she won't PMS??
Depends on if it's the "time" to feel "chummy"!

From LoonyLI..

Priya_128
Goldie

LOOONY...2.5li...pony of the tail...the thread in all my tin cans...

this may be slightly out of your zone of comfort, so laali, i will not ODE for your bday, instead i shall give you a song

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvG7kBeRrJ0[/YOUTUBE]

Happy Birthday...to YOU...LOONY

now obviously to celebrate your day, month , year...certain things toh have to be there na...

like your early morning KAAPI...

ezhunthale kannavu nannav(no pun intented) aagum

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN7-RBwwtG0[/YOUTUBE]

now that kaapi is done, how bout someee

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JfS90u-1g8[/YOUTUBE]

im sure you'll figure out the rest of the day as such...but, to provide you entertainment...here's some light music to help you with your something something

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgihVnSvy_g[/YOUTUBE]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_rczUphqrM[/YOUTUBE]

Senior Member

What the farikk? I had wiped this activity from my social calendar in accordance with helmet law for respecting personal space and also because decoding the date of birth of your feet had a 1 in 365 chance of being true. But you did a 1 2 ka 4 and personal space is now Ajeeb Playground... that too 3 days before schedule and right at my ETD for Tequila land.

Any whooo...Happy 18th birthday Jee-jaa-ji...you are finally now baalig and my Siswa can ackowledge your nuptials in public.

Have a blast Laali...and may you always go with the wind while having uninterrupted Hotwa darshan followed by unlimited prasad from Devi Maiyya.

Happy Birthday...you rock...cheers!!!!

My answers to "issi ka naam Laali quiz".

If Laali was a man ..would she be straight..Yes or no ..and Why??.

If Laali were a man she would be totally straight...totally straight out of fiction ogay? as she would find joy is Shah's dimples, Butler's crinkles, John's half bare tusshe and she would chadhao prasad at every Hotwa Darshan. ...all of the above being signs of straightness of a man out of fiction.

On a Desert Island...would she rather have the MouVes with Moody Ahem or play TAG with Gautii??

she will prefer taang in cheek moves with Moody while playing cheeky TAG with Gautii

If the CuP is for BRA(in)s ..what is her SIZE??

Her briain size is dynamic. Sometimes the cup runneth over at 38Duh while at other times it needs pushing up at 32 CeeVee

If the Hotwa is her favourite dish...for lunch ...what does she have for dinner???

Hotwa buns on greens if dinner after 9 pm

Why does she do a GWTW when she is the Hawa Hawai??

Coz in trashy romance invisible Hotwa clenches jaw and fist while she stalks Rhett Butler on the terrace

Why does she AM(alik'd)..when she won't PMS??

coz she is Mad Who

SWADESHY
IF-Rockerz

DearestLaalikins...

Wish You A Very Happy B'day...

May God Bless You with True Happiness, Success and All The Good Things That Give You Joy!

Have A Wonderful Birthday and Year Ahead! 🤗

Here's some yummy treats for you...for your special day

And Some Old Ads of the Doordarshan Era...That Still Evoke The Little Kid In Me (especially the treats) And Hope Do The Same to You!!

Lots of Love...(And Senior discount for counseling)

Swadesyyy

DejaVu.aka ..SOMZZZ
IF-Rockerz

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAALI !!!

WISHING YOU A FUN-FILLED DAY AND ROCKING YEAR AHEAD!!

YOUR POSTS ARE THE KICK START THE BRAIN NEEDS EVERYDAY... LOVE THE FACT THAT A BIT OF INTELLIGENCE IS NEEDED TO DECODE ALL YOUR POSTS...YOU DEFINITELY DON'T CATER TO PEA-BRAINED JANTA...

ROCK ON LAALI!!!

If Laali was a man ..would she be straight..Yes or no ..and Why??

Nope Totally gay for Ahem Moody!

On a Desert Island...would she rather have the MouVes with Moody Ahem or play TAG with Gautii??

Spank Gauti with wooden plank..😆

If the CuP is for BRA(in)s ..what is her SIZE??

Still 36B,for anything and everything..😆

If the Hotwa is her favourite dish...for lunch ...what does she have for dinner???

Eating other ppls brain..😆

Why does she do a GWTW when she is the Hawa Hawai??

Because the wind blows her towards her favorite holiday destination ,Hawaii..

Why does she AM(alik'd)..when she won't PMS??

😲 Laali PMSes 24/7/365 ...No wonder it takes us so much time to understand her posts and moods.

dillidikudi
Senior Member

Originally posted by: PRIYA128

If Laali was a man ..would she be straight..Yes or no ..and Why??

Why is there a question IF ? googlism has already established that "laali is a really nice man". We do not argue with googlism.

From the mouth of the child herself : If I were a man, I would be Lakha'hence 1 2 ka 4, 4 2 ka 1

As to will (s)he be straight ? yes...cos she;d be J(h)akass

On a Desert Island...would she rather have the MouVes with Moody Ahem or play TAG with Gautii??

Personally she'd prefer pengaying with ME'..but since im not an option'.

Quosttan'.how did she get on the desert island'.? Was she on the greek gazzillionaire's yatch, and he yelled OPA'.and she went oh paa'and thought his father was coming ? "Zain Please to educate me on answer ogay"

Her HIStory with gautti is tangled and long'.involving bully,barbies, gWOHpee and who saaari baatein'.

mouVes : is that like Rabba Ves'.only for Moody, it becomes MouVes'.how does that look --KKK

does it have a song'.MOU(awww)Ve ayeee ayeee'.MOU(awww)Ve'..

in that case, the song itselfff is saying, MOU ' AWW ' VE'..so noo' Moody K out (please notice his love lorn expression)

so what would actually happen on the island ?

Gotti make gWOHpee..so Gotti like gWOHpee

Moodee Make gWOHpee Baby'.so Moody like gWOHpee

By law of association (maths, didn't gwohpee teach you)

Gotti Like Moodeee, and they prance off in the sunset singing hum bane, tum bane , ek duje ke liye.

If the CuP is for BRA(in)s ..what is her SIZE??

This one is izzzy pizzzy

Let me explain'.

If the CuP is for BRA(in)s'..then the alloy to be used is the deciding factor.

Referring to my guruKool googlism : brass is 17% less expensive than its 12l14 steel counterpart'.but it fails to answer'..what ismain component'.

Traditionally I would say copper and zinc'..but since the question itself goes BRA(in)s'I would be tempted to include satin,lycra,cotton,pom poms,frills,laces'

So based on an equation of all these elements taken in their right proportions'and the fact that shes always a "C" girl'..i would say

SIZE DOES NOT MATTER !

If the Hotwa is her favourite dish...for lunch ...what does she have for dinner???

Benadryl Docwa (erstwhile) spiced with cowlick aunty vamp

Why does she do a GWTW when she is the Hawa Hawai??

Olleee lee leeeleee'.

Cos shes khwabon ki shehzadi

Why does she AM(alik'd)..when she won't PMS??

Cos In the morning'.in the morning'.in the morning

in the morning, by the sea

ippi ya ya ippi ya ya hai gulaabon mein chehara tera khvaabon mein chehara tera padhata hoon jab main aata hai nazar kitaabon mein chehara tera in the morning, by the sea

this is as significant as SIM SIM POLA POLA>'.go figure

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