Originally posted by: serialjunkie
Harpreet ' Heyyy! I'm missing IPL for THIS???
Nikhil ' shit yaar, I know! CVs plan to take a Loo break for the next one month.
Neha ' I'm missing my favorite show IPKKND, I love Arnav uncle. <SLURP>
Pinky ' I love khushi aunty, she is so cute na?
Harpreet ' Heyyy! I will bash your face!!
Me ' Can I hire you Harpreet? I need a few faces bashed.
Mami ' Phati sari keeping bijy with kids
Beast ' What the! Hey, I didn't do anything ok!
Mami - Not yet, but you will, soon!
Beast - I gave her roses and riches, why does she need dignity and a job?
Beauty ' I don't believe in fairy tales. I believe in Satyamev Jayathey ' watch it.
Beast ' Let me have random flash backs. No terrace scene, hard drive failure.
Later in the evening.
Harpreet ki Mom (HM) - Hi Nikhil Ki Mom, what did Nikhil learn today?
Nikhil ki Mom (NM) - Don't know but the kid came home shit scared and said he met the Devil today.
HM - really?
NM ' he was exhausted. He said he ran a lot errands, shifted garden pots and delivered messages.
HM ' Is this some new Montessori style of learning?
NM ' self-directed learning? I don't know.
HM ' Harpreet was violent. He kept screaming "Heyyy, I will bash you face". Do you think there are any school yard bullying issues?
NM ' No wonder, Nikhil went with his front teeth and came back without them.
HM ' No, my harpreet would never do that.
NM ' This is disturbing. Let's ask the girls' moms what they learned
HM and NM ask the girls' moms (GMs)
GMs - both were pretty loud and insisted they wanted to marry a dual faced Janus, god who can see his @nu$. The prince is in the face and the beast is in the a**.
HM/NM - shocking!
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