so this is the letter to jigar as planned
dear jigarle oops jigarji.
you are cute when you smile. the nicest person in the mad crap modi bhavan. still i m more of a fan to your bro aham than you. i have already written a letter to your bro advising him on his love life.
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/saath-nibhaana-saathiya/2909352/letter-to-ahamji
i just hope he follows it.
as for you here it goes.
first stupid kanika photos are ment to be shown to others. what have you done with those holi photos of yours. show it to everyone particularly to your brother. fellow needs some brotherly support. he was there for you so now it is time to be there for him.
first erase that pasted smile on your face and so some serious thinking.
think about your wifey. why is she always running away from you
does she love you are not.
do you plan to grant your baa her wish of becoming pardadi.
till your wife is reachable to communication it is not possible.
so just follow these ideas
contact gunda bhai and kidnap urmila shah to a antartica. she will be happy with penguins, seals and whale. she might even stop global warming
next give rashi a choloformed rose. take her to an uninhabited island which has not telecommunication.
stay there for 6 months
when you come back either she would have become sarva gun sampan or you would have become joru ka ghulam.
i personally prefer the first.
so collect you wits
and try to execute it.
pls ditch those mobiles at mm or you will be constantly harassed by urmi.
you friend
XXX
thats all folks. hope you like it. i will be back by monday. have a nice weekend.