Are you a silly female? Come to SRDA!
Are you anxious for dangerous excitement? Come to SRDA!
Are you the type whose head will burst if you don't crack your hot husband's pet raaz? Come to SRDA!
Are you foolish enough to choose a god-forsaken raaz over your hot husband? Come to SRDA!
Are you the type to bolt off in the middle of important occasions just to crack a clue, caring for nothing or nobody? Come to SRDA!
Are you so in to cracking a raaz that even death staring in your face cannot stop you? Come to SRDA!
Presenting The SOAPY RAAGA'S DETECTIVE AGENCY Pvt Ltd - The one of its kind!
We can boast of the two most sensible detectives in towns, specialists in crime detection and mind retentions, who will fulfill all your idiosyncrasies and what's more even kick out silly snake haired Rock stars and pouting vamps, hand out red and yellow cards to whoever irritates us, irrespective of whether they irritate you or not and fix all loose ends and strive for a sensible plot line, apart from fixing your straw filled head of course.
We are highly professional and having taken the oath to make the lives of our city ghosts easier, we offer our services at very affordable rates. How much is Top secret!
We especially cater to airheads married to elderly but sexy husbands and prefer haunting deserted mills and godowns at unearthly hours and shocking and shooing away the resident ghosts.
For more information, Visit us at: www.theraazwillbecracked@SRDA.net.in
Have a fishy day!
- Soapaddict (Founder and M.D)
R. Om (Co - founder, co-M.D, sweeper, cleaner, snooper etc)
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