Imagine their Family Honeymoon

Here is a hypothetical scenario had all the couples gone on honeymoon to Bali

Reservations for five couples, ARHI, Payash, MamiMama, Nani-Laxmi, Shanjali (yeah, give them a name too).Party landed and spending first night in their respective hotel rooms.

A-KKGSR Room

ASR - I will sleep in the bathtub, its large enough

ASR takes his pillow and bedding to the bathroom. Returning to the room, he finds Khushi standing with her entire upper body tilted to her right and her face contorted into a weird expression and her hands flying in the air trying to keep her balance, as she bends further and further to her side.

ASR - What are you doing?

Khushi - I think they are showing couples yoga on tv. We should try this, together. It would cut some of the tension between us. But chee, I can't quite figure where his head is, and I can't see her face.

ASR glanced at the TV and his jaws fell in shock.

Khushi - This is weird, chee, why do they do yoga without clothes?

ASR - SHUT THAT THING OFF! I am warning you khushi. Or you will pay for it!!

Khushi straightens her body and asks, bewildered ' Why

ASR - Because that's P*RN, you idiot. Its NOT free on cable. Gul will kill me.

Khushi shuts off the TV and dives under covers to hide her embarrassment. ASR spends the rest of the night in the bathtub filled with ice cold water.

Mamaji - I am exhausted, I will take a shower first

Mamiji - Leyt me arder some jooise from rhoom serbice.

Mama ji - there is some in the service bar.

Mamiji - Hain, yey kya, bhat are these little little bottles with brown liquids?

Mamaji shouts out from the bathroom, don't drink those, they are alcoholic

Mamiji - Aha! I bhanted to try it, good apportunity.

Waiter comes in with jooise and sees a very drunk mamiji swaying and giving funny expressions.

Waiter gasps - You! What are you doing in a guest's room? Go down they've been looking for you for over an hour. How dare you run away with your costume still on! Come here you two-penny's worth actress.

Mamiji - Me? Who looking for me?

Waiter - Listen you, you can't escape.

With that he drags a half drunk mamiji out of the room.

Mamaji returns to the bedroom after shower and finds mamiji missing. He figures she'd gone shopping and decides to stroll down the hotel lobby. He is invited by the concierge to watch the Great Balinese Ramayana in their hotel theater. Mamaji buys some popcorn and proceeds to watch the show. First Act is awesome. Then appears Ravana's sister Soorpanakha on stage and Mamaji gets a weird feeling. Holy Jesus, that is manorama! What is she doing as soorpanakha on stage!

Mamaji - hey that's my wife on stage!

Other viewers ' shhh, be quiet, you are disturbing the show.

How in the world Manorama landed herself this role is a mystery mamaji never figured out.

Akash and Payal decide to stroll down the beach. Holding hands, completely silent. Just then the sea water recedes oddly and payash stand there watching, while they notice the other beach goers make a run for inland. Payash smile at each other and do nothing, huh, like always. A giant tsunami hits the shore of Bali. Later, two victims were found bobbing on a wide wooden plank and rescued by navy ships. The strangest thing was when the ships located the victims they were doing "it" and going at it without regard to being discovered under broad day light. When asked why they would ludicrously do "it" while adrift, the male victim answered, "we figured we better do it before we die"

Anjali's Room
Shyam is twitching his face in front of the mirror, practicing to perfect his twitch. Anjali is excited about the temple visit later in the afternoon.
Shyam thinking - I should have brought the rat poison.
Anjali - Suniye, im heading to chote's room
Shyam, thinking - she gives me no action, and she makes sure chote doesn't get any action. Bali, Bali bach gaye!

Nani is snoring loudly, fast asleep and Laxmi is busy chewing the Balinese wooden furniture and silk.

Laxmi - This stuff tastes so exotic. I must be in heaven.

The hotel was reimbursed heftily for property damage.