The idiot's guide on how to clean sweep 4 awards!

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Posted: 13 years ago
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For background; The idiot's guide is a series of self help books aimed at crash courses. you can google😆

Dedicated to The favourite SP beta/dikhra/pati/whatever!

and in regard with Arnav Singh Raizada; yeah the one that you used to love; remember? 😉

The one SCAR-red romanteek hero who got me hooked! (this one is for thr S(C)AR-castic lady in red)

The Idiot's Guide On how To Clean Sweep 4 SPA Awards!

pre requiste : deadly background music. with a romantic BG music that comes in handy with 3 different remix versions.

1. Make sure you have a spunky gorgeous looking wife to be; cause chemistry unlike hotness cannot be created by one man standing alone on a frame of screen! 😉 (as two of the awards are jodi awards)

2. have an opinion of your own; one that is not influenced by any ben in the house.

3. buy a blue tooth, fix it to your ear. 24/7.

4. Master the technique of saying WHAT THE at frequent intervals of 1 episode.

5. have some layers to your character. No, going to office at different timings each day does not come under 'layers'.

6. wear different colors of casual clothes; but when it comes to office wear; only black and grey do.

7. smirk, smile, stare. repeat.

8. Have a di around who is mostly inefficient of doing anything; so she makes you look a little extra brainy and gorgeous every time you have a scene with her.

9. Walk like you own the world! wait, that is not possible if you actually don't own anything and everything you call property belongs to your great grandfather's father's mother.

10. Always have an SUV around. so you could drift off to a lonely road with leaves flying hither tither that make you look sexy when you cry. and drive it like you own the road!

11. Have a FB on instant play. it should start with a lady running and end with maaa

12. Master the art of expressing everything with your brown little chocolaty eyes! 😉

13. A family that survives on your money, but act like they are the center of your living; though they know they have nothing beyond your status.

14. A two storey office which looks the same after renovation.

15. a nagging ji-ja jackass (term borrowed) who lusts after your to be wife but people assume it is you who lust on her. very necessary; we need to know the fact that the hero can have bad feelings too!

16. Excel the art of pinning the girl against any surface and making it look so smooth!

16.5 And get called a domestic abuser for that!

17. Throw your to be wife in the rain; off the buildings but go all the way to rescue her like you were the knight! and when she goes missing for 678.987 seconds pierce a bangle into your hand and ooze out blood; something which everyone will forget when they have to

18. a chopper to escape into your la la land when every thing is just too much to take!

19. An audience that has followed the show since day 1 and can understand the character like they can understand abc.

20. Most importantly; an office assistant whose name starts with A and ends with N.

ALL that and we haven't even gotten to how smokingly HOT you should look in the first place! 😉

(For me, having leads who look like the character they play is half the job done!
- Sujay Ghosh (director of Kahaani) )

Second attempt, be nice 😆


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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣🤣

really hilarious!! but brilliant!!

my fave : have an opinion of your own; one that is not influenced by any ben in the house. 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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many won't get it.. but nice attempt!! 👍🏼
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Superb post!!
Loved it to bits
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Posted: 13 years ago
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awesome awesome post loved it to the core..btw what ant those gritting teeth n the stubble...reading all that just made my weekend
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Posted: 13 years ago
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🤣

you just put a smile on my face!!

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Walk like you own the world! wait, that is not possible if you actually don't own anything and everything you call property belongs to your great grandfather's father's mother.

bold part just cracked me up!!! 🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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what da...?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😆🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Awesome post! 😆
love the addition of 16.5 in the middle 🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Love it Sinne!!! now I want to see the first attempt too.😛

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