funny post (pardha fash of dek )

aakhir kaar jungle queen

dahaale epin badh hi gaayi

!!

!!hallo bolll !!

WANTED AKASH

BACK MURDA

YAA JINDAA

KISI BHI KIMAAT PEIN !!

jungle queen

to reporters !!*aap nahi jaante inhone meeree sath kiya kiya kiya hai !!

reporters

(with simpathy )kiya kiya hai !!

jungle queen

:inhone muje pein !!

reporters

:kiyaa ??plzz plzz baateye !!

junle queen

: uday se shaddi karne ke liye force kiyaa !!

reporter

:kiyaa ??aap uday veer se shaddi nahi kaarnee chaati hai !!koi baat nahi !! aap hume ek muakaa dila dijeye !!

jungle queen

(in mind )humm yeh show naa hotta toh mein aabhi uday darling ki baaho mein hoti !!

reporter

:sorry mam mein emotional ho gaayi thi !!lekin kiyaa aap jaanti hai uday veer par sab if ki ladkiya maarti hai !!!aur aap hai ki !!

jungle queen

:wo saari ladikiya hero pasand karne ki jaagah viliian ko pasamd aakhir unka dil toh hai *udaystani *

!!aur waise bhi saare chichoore baare padhe rehte hai !!dek forum pein !!

reporter

:aapko kaahi baar if mein abused kiyaa jaataa hai uske baare mein aap kiya kahengi !!

jungle queen

:humm !!,yeh merri kaali kaalli aankho ka kaamal hai !!mein ine ankho ki badolaat hi toh chaal rhaa hu nahi toh muje kaun puch rahaa hai !!

reporter

:humm so tell me what you do when you are free ??

uday veer

:you can find me in my home and gym coz these are two places where *girls *cant follow me !!😉

whom you are inspired with ???

uday veer

:i am inspired with ddlj of sharukh

actually !!i used to watch that movie so i got some tips how to snatch jungle queen from majnu !!

reporter

:sir tell me some secrets that you did not share with anybody ??

uday veer

:humm !!i like older women !!they are so hott baby !!

reporter

:i wish i am older !!then you ??

uday veer

:what did you say ??

reporter

:nothing !!

uday veer

"ok "

interview with rajmaata !!

reporter

:mam !!aap pein aap ki pote ne iljaam laagaye hai ki aapne uske akash ko kidnap karaliye !!

rajmaata

:dekhe !!mere pass ine sab faltu baato ke liye samah nahi hai phir bhi aap puch rahi hai toh meine aapko baata deti !!hu ki meine use kidnap nahi kaaryaa !!

reporter

:mam plzz say truth !!

rajmaata

;alright !!if you are saying so much then listen !!use monkey jaise chere waale ko koi kiyo kidnap karyegaa !!

reporter

:so aagar aapko kiyaa laagta hai aap kise kidnap kaarati !!uski jagah !!

rajmaata

: off course uday veer !!he is the only man in this whole universe after abhay !!handsome smart !!

reporter

:toh aap unke sath kiya karti !!

rajmaata

:i will forcefully marry him and then ...(guys ise forum mein baache bhi hai smaja karo !!)

THE END

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this post is specially made for my best sister nasghar !!😳

Originally posted by: nasghar

hey sis... yeah, its been long since u havent wrote any funny post... but im glad to read some parts of manveer... great.. loved it.. but we need more romance btw them lol... anyways how r u doing? u went to germany already?

Originally posted by: chitra_rao

🤣🤣Super like , hatts off to you for making such a post. And thanks for the PM

Originally posted by: vampireking

thanku so much !!sis!! this part were specially for you only as you loved manveer couple so much !!😃.i am in Germany right now !!!!i will try to add some more romance !!i am in india for tourism only but cant seen india fully !!but i am again making some plans to come india again !!bass buzy thi kuch dino se !!😆😆tourism karne mein haha 😆you tell inida aaye ho kabhie !!??huh 😳

Originally posted by: manveerlover

Lol vampy u shud b direct0r of ths show dn DEK wil r0ck

Originally posted by: nasghar

ohh thanx hun for making this especially for me 😊 .. n thats kool.. no i have never been to india before... as u know i live in america, n my parents r from Pak..

Originally posted by: vampireking

humm so no plans kabie joogi bhi nahi as you also know there are so many historical monuments are there !!😉😆...sister !!you gave me your fake id !!i tried to find you on fb by yur email id and no result found !!😆