So Let Me Start off By Saying

And now

What the Hell?????????????😕

That had to be one of the most rushed reunions and the most nonsensical one I have seen in my entire life

So it went like this😆

Aditya apologized (what is this the 5^th time for the same mistake?)

Aditya like a A-list understudy recited all the cue notes Devyani and Shubkhanar feed him the night before

Aditya then asked for another chance and recited a Charter of Promises (Please note: This is the CVs idea of a man who has an EGO) ' This was Plan A

She did not respond and she turned away so ...

He offered her the divorce she seemed to want with all her actions, her continued verbal rejections and dialogues ' This was Plan B

Priya: Divorce? You want to divorce me?

Aditya's Thoughts: Err... Yup, you don't want Plan A, right??? I have been strictly warned against forcing you or convincing you. Yup, I think this is what I am supposed to do to preserve your self respect per my mother's instructions. Respect your spoken and unspoken wishes. Yup, Yup, this is it. I think I understand what all you people have been trying to tell me.

Priya: what do you think of yourself?

Aditya's Thoughts: **helpless, shaking, side to side** I don't know. I don't know. They didn't tell me what I was supposed to think of myself. They only told me what I was supposed to think of you. **helpless, shaking, side to side**

Priya: You just promised me that you would WIN ME BACK (like some kind of trophy). Is this how you want to win me over by losing me?

Aditya's Thoughts: **helpless, shaking, side to side** I don't know, I really don't. That was Plan A. This is Plan B. OMG Priya Now I am confused. I thought you did not want Plan A and now you do not want Plan B?? OMG!!! OMG!! I am so confused. My cue notes and chit sheets!!! OMG !!! OMG!! They are missing. I don't know the answer to this one either **helpless, shaking, side to side**

Priya: Understand ME, Understand MY SILENCE, Understand My Yes(es) and My No(es). Don't you know they are interchangeable??? Don't you know when I say yes I mean no, when I say no I mean and then sometimes when I say yes I mean yes and when I say no I mean no. Don't you know when I am using which meaning? Understand me (at this point she was physically pushing him)

Aditya's Thoughts: **helpless, shaking, side to side** I am trying darling, I really am. Maa ki kasam. Dad ki kasam. Shibu Sir ki kasam,. I am trying but they took away my Google Translater, My Rosetta Stone even my book Women are from Venus Men are from Mars. OMG OMG What do I do???? Mommmy !!! Mr. Jaiswal Sir!!!! HELP!!!!! Where are you??? You did not leave any chits for this? HELP!!!!!

Priya: Why would you think I want to be separate from you?

Aditya's Thoughts: **helpless, shaking, side to side** OMG OMG Another one. I cannot. I cannot. OK I am pretty sure this is a TRICK QUESTION. Should I answer it? Or should I keep quiet? Should I speak up and answer with "you left me and the house three weeks ago that was my first hint, you refused to communicate that was my second hint, you basically slapped every overture since you have returned that was final hint" OMG OMG I am absolutely sure this is a trick question. Mommmy !!! Mr. Jaiswal Sir!!!! HELP!!!!! Where are you??? You did not leave any chits for this? HELP!!!!!

Priya: Why would I want to leave you when I am moved back in, am in your bed and living with you? Understand me?

Aditya: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I misread the signs again. I am really trying but I seem to have the wrong script. It is all my mother's fault. She said you wanted space. So I offered divorce. Shubkhankar said to walk in your shoes so I stepped in but you have petite feet and it was hurting so bad to be in your shoes that I stopped focussing on what I was doing and just focussing on getting out of your damn shoes!!!

Priya: I want to be with you. I want you to understand me. Love me. I love you

Folks, Aditya looked so happy. His heartburn, his indigestion, his constipation from all the stress and verbal workout vanished so fast he looked like he had consumed EVERY PRODUCT in the Bowel Fitness Aisle. Then he took SILENT PERMISSION to put gulal in her maang.

At the end of that exchange, I was left wondering if I was happy, skeptical or just disappointed. It felt like those extreme thrill rides in an amusement park, where the only indication that the ride happened was the nose bleed you were left nursing

CVs, this was not your shining moment. You did injustice to Priya's fears and Aditya's love. Neither one was represented fairly in this exchange. Priya came off looking like a woman unsure of what she REALLY wants and a trophy wife and Aditya came off looking like somebody who has decided to submit for voluntary brainwashing so that he could bring home the prized trophy.

So:

When he originally proposed and left, she followed like Andromeda within 48 hours

When he refused to touch her for life (per her wishes), she became Venus and seduced him within 48 hours with Touch Me, Touch Me, Touch Me

When he offered her a divorce (per her wishes and after repeated rejections), she became Medusa and we got a reunion within 48 secs

Note: THIS is the CVs example of a woman with 100% self respect and 0% ego

Ok then, I have learnt a thing or two

Mummyji met Mummyji and soon learnt that

Teri Biwi Meri Jaan

I never thought I would laugh at any mommy Jaiswal scene but the look on her face was priceless. Like a mastercard ad. I cannot wait for tomorrow.

Mommy Jaiswal's thoughts on learning that Priya was married

" Shibu, you are in deep trouble. I bore you, raised you, sent you abroad for good education and what gul did you khilao? I thought you were interested in a parayi aurat but this idiot is interested in doosre marad ki aurat??

You come home. You will be in a forever time-out. I will whip you so bad that you will not recognize your haddi from your pasdi

I will make you eat dhaba food everyday so that you can sweat that junoon for aunties and doosron ki biwi right out of your system.

You will never see a JALEBI again

Do you know what you have done? I have to go back to that marriage bureau bhenji and tell her sorry. The girl my son wants to marry and the one I wanted him to marry both belong to somebody. I will have to beg her to get me back on the waiting list and I might even have to settle for items on CLEARANCE🤢.

Shibu your mother is mad because you have done her bad, she feels she has been had because she believed in her lad who upon marriage will become a dad.😆

Tomorrow is going to be fun.

Originally posted by: rightnow

hahaha. Very funny. You must have heard of instant reconciliation like instant coffee.

Aditya, the school kid went to coaching classes and passed the examinations.

Shibu's mother is about to get a bahu with grown up children and maybe grandchildren(after a year).

Priya will convince her.

Originally posted by: rightnow

After the humiliation at maaji's hands and the revelation, Devyani must be furious and Shibu will get the spanking left and right.

Originally posted by: rightnow

The reasons for the rushed union maybe

trps are falling.

Shubhu's mother needs to know some truths and come out of her misconceptions.

They may want to focus more on Dev and Shibu. And also the objection raised by his mother.

And stop Imli from making stupid plans and concentrate on housework.

What will be Vidya's parents reaction if they come to know about the latest love angle? Can they digest?

Originally posted by: FIZK6

Hope ... humorous post 🤣 loved it.


I was wondering where you were yesterday🤗
Firstly Aditya was looking gorgeous in white with the bandana 😍 The guy really looks after his hair.

yes yes he was. and that smile at the end was a million bucks right?

Whilst reading Adityas thoughts, you know what it reminded me of, Look Whos Talking. I could actuallly hear Bruce Willis saying all those things 😆 😆 😆

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I'm very happy they got back together 😃

me too but what bothers me is that with no issues discussed or resolved this may be a bandaid solution

But i agree, it was rushed. I thought they would just talk, straighten out their issues and agree to take one step at a time.

Now Priya, if a woman cant understand your silence then how do you expect Aditya or any man for that matter to 😆

Yes, Ia m one of those women who did not understand that woman
But Aditya did understand, when he filled her maang.

I hope so I think he was gambling😆

Maybe the CVs want to focus on their marriage and how they handle the upcoming situations together. Will Aditya understand Priya when they have different views or will he go back to not listeneing to her. I doubt that will happen though and i hope not too.

Aditya Priya already have different views on Uttaras pregnancy. And it looks like Tara will find out soon as shes already suspicious.

Uttara, Devyani and god knows what other issues

Now, when SJ introduced Devyani and Vidya to his mum, he said Priyas mum and bhabhi, now isnt that misleading on an old woman who so wants to see her Shubum get married.
She wanted to see Priya in bridal clothes but she got see her bahu to bes maang being filled with sindoor by her husband whom she loves.

I wanted to say Aunty i can send you pictures as validation

And it looks like SJ doesnt really understand women after all 😆

no he understands YOUNG women not aunties

Adityas out of the doghouse and Shubum is in and not only by one woman but two.

Looking forward to tonights epi.