Random Musings : An Affair To Remember!

Raashi to Rano : Did you hear the latest darling Devraani? Your Bani Di and my Dad, locked from inside in the same room?

Rano to Raashi : What? Really? I knew Bani Di was getting pretty frutrated with Jai Jeeju's tubelightness, but your Dad? Wahi mile the kya Di ko? Tony would have been far better.......

Ranveer to Jigyasa : Sun liya Ma, hamari Mamiji ke kartoot! Poor duniya mein Mamaji ko dhoka dene ke liye, unhein mere hi Sasurji mile the.....

Jigyasa to Ranveer : Mein toh pehle se hi jaanti thi, hamari Bani Bhabhi zaroor kuch gul khilayegi....magar samdhiji bhi aise niklege, yeh nahin pata that.....woh toh hamesha Jai Bhaiyaa ko hi ghoorte rehte the.....pata nahin yeh Bani Bhabi kahan se beech mein aa gayi....

Pia to Pushkar : Why the hell can't Bani Di fall for someone of her age? Agreed, she had to marry Mr. Walia out of circumstances, but if she had decided to have an extra-marital affair, she could have chose someone younger.....Mr. Chopra, of all the people? Yuck.....Have you seen his icky beard?😆

Jai to himself : OMG...everyone is gossiping about that loser Cobra and Bani.....Why couldn't she have chosen someone of standard to betray me with? Cobra? I feel so ashamed of Bani......

Bani to Jai : Aap ka dimag toh theek hai na, Mr. Walia.....mein us kamre mein yeh dekne gayi thi, ki kahin aapke samdhiji kuch chura kar toh nahin lekar jaa rahein....yaad hai engagement party mein kaise Dahi Vade chura kar apne pocket mein bhar liye the......Mujhe Raashi ne bataya ki uske Dad ko Kleptomania hai, aur woh kahin baar Shoplifting kartein hue bhi pakde gaye hai....😆

Bani (Crying) to Jai : Aap hamesha yun hi mujh par shaq kartein hai....pata hai aapko, Sandy keh raha tha ki Sangeet mein aap aur Mr. Chopra kitne der tak gale mile the.....maine phir bhi uski kisi baat par vishwaas nahin kiya....😆

Jai to Bani : Awww Baby, I am so sorry, chalo hum hamare special, Candle aur Satin Curtains waale bedroom mein chaltein hai....Tum jab bhi aise emotinal hoti ho, toh tumhein wahi le jaa kar cheer karna hota hai.....😉😆 (Us Cobra ke bacche ki toh mein....mujh par buri nazar daalta hai....😡)

Commissioner Shrivastava to Ranvijay : Yeh mein kya sun raha hoon, Cobra sahab, aapka aur Walia Sahab ki biwi ka koi chaakar hai......Mein toh samajhta tha, that you swing the other side....😆

Ranvijay to himself : Sab samajh rahein hai ki Mrs. Walia aur mere beech koi chakkar hai...Ab kaise samjhaoon, ki mera dil toh kab se unke Pati par aaya hua hai.....BrokeBack Mountain Part II in Walia House in the making!😆

No offense to anyone with preference to alternate sexuality......This was just in good humor!

Cheers,

MT

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how do u come up with these?

they are awesome!

U R ULTIMATE, MT..!! 👏 👏 👏
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I can't stop laughing MT... Brokeback.... 😆

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wow MT.... 😆

👏 👏 👏 , you are so talented. this is so hilarious. 😆 😆 😆.

I really needed a good 😆 😆 . That was great. I really enjoyed the Brokeback Mountain. 😆 😆

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Honestly, this is too funny ..i m still laughing. the best part is what Ranvijay is thinking to himself... 😆 😆 😆

😆you're to funny MT I am sitting at work about to fall of my chair, thank god
no one sits near me 😆 😆 😆

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OMG that was so funny!! Brokeback mountain!! 😆
I always thought that that ranvijay was hiding something............... 😉