😛1. Tum paas aaye yun thappad khaaye – Kya karoon hai kuch kuch hota hai!My heartfelt condolences to Swamiji.From personal experience I can recommend Burnol antiseptic cream.It works wonders on inflamed skin!
2. Dracula forever - Gosh!This Jiggu's lipstick-geesh!It looked like this Dracula has just finished sucking somebody's blood and forgot to wipe off the blood off her lips.Her lips were literally bleeding.Looks like they emptied litres and litres of gloss on her them.Eeeps!How did the rest tolerate her?This Ekta Mayi is the one who set this trend of vamps dressing up like a over gaudily decorated street on Diwali.But you know I kind of missed this loudspeaker.Hopefully things will pick up now that she is come back. Jiggu's voce sounded like Yama's death call to munna's ears!Just look at his face when she is suddenly in front of him'Hai Ram!Pehle hi kya kam mushkilen thi ki ab ye jungle blli bhi aa gayi!'Gosh!Must go to this wild kitty to learn about emotional blackmailing.Look at the way she rants about mamtha and how her bhaiyya has allowed her bachchon's lives to be ruined right under his nose.Men always get influenced by women's tears-a guilt weapon.
3. Dhreere se tera ye muskana - My poor munna! Women twist him round and round his fingers like you would a noodle around a fork.The moment his sister sheds some crocodile tears and makes him guilty like hell by saying that Bani knew about this affair,all along,munna immediately asks his wife to answer if true or false.Munna munna munna some questions cannot be answered in a 'yes' or 'no'Bnai says yes and munna is flabbergasted.He is like a small child.His face is a canvas and his eyes;windows to the soul.he can never hide his expressions.Bani's 'yes' just destroyed him.He throws a pained glance at her and goes away.Bani too looks after him,anxious to pacify him but Jiggu, Gosh!That slow, evil,malicious,sadistic smile-gosh!She pulls her back and threatens her with Murder,if she doesn't get back her son!Can you believe this woman?And please what nonsense is she talking about her love for her children?Where was she when she slinked away like a thief when her daughter needed her the most?And what's that she says that she always keeps her word?She said she won't show her face till Bani is out of the house and her Bhaiyya apologises.Here she is back and no shame,no remorse!Gosh!She is a dhabba on woman's name.I wish Bani had followed her husband and given her one tight slap.What's with her make-upTear proof?I'd like to lay my hands on that!
4. Miya biwi raazi tho kya karega Qazi? - Pushkar looked so cute-very mature with that tan of his.BTW I happened to see him in KSBKBT,drenched in water and wow he looked nice.I immediately thought wish they showed munna in a black linen shirt and trousers and his Bahu in black,all pani pani and a repeat of 19th June,if you please but this time in a sunsan cottage in a sunsan jungle!Hmmmm so Pushkar follows his wife and the bhagoda duo but sensibly calls up Bani.Maybe superman gave her a ride else she wouldn't have made it so fast to the mandir.And gosh!Sahil is such a goose(A handsome hot one no doubt)Arrey bhai,pehle mangalsutra tho pehnao phir apna gameplan batana aur aankh michouli kehelna.There he was telling Rano they will keep their marriage a secret till Anu's wedding is complete and Rano smiles back in agreement and my heart was racing like a mill train.Arrey dumbo do the shadi and then talk about all that.And dekha, woh do pal bhaari pad gaye na?Aa gayi na yamarani?But I was sruck at these two's selfishness and insensitivity.Their sick attitude was so glaring.What will happen to Raashi?And what about the izzat of their khandan?It is so sad that Bani's touching lecture has had no effect on Rano.What do I say about Pia?Some people never learn.
5. Jab muh khola tho aisa khola - Bani dearest,if I were a man I would marry you right now.Kya dialogue mara.She silenced Pia in one go.Shut up her silly mouth.And wow!Just look at the way Bani snatches the mangalsutra and throws it away.Gosh!This angry snake in black just rocked.Poor Sahil and Rano.One look at Bani and they know their game is up.She drags away her sister,rustling in anger.I am wondering who paid the Punditji?Pushkar dearest!Pia and Pushkar can marry again or the money will go to waste.Sahil and Rano looked very cute in the varmalas.Rano will look very pretty in Sindoor,I think.Though I am glad the marriage was prevented,I felt kind of sorry for the love birds.Mouth tak laddoo aa gaya but that's the most.Not any further.I hope munna gets them married.Just to see the expression on Jiggu's face,if not for anything else.
6. Bhagwan jab deta hai tho chappar phad ke deta hai - Call me barbaric but I think there is something very lovely about watching somebody getting slapped.I simply love it!In fact I can boast of being a spectator to almost all the slaps on the small screen. And yesterday there were actually three slaps handed out by three different people.The first one;Munna to Swamiji!Hard,solid and it was from machoman munna's ulta haath.(He is a leftie,remember?)And the slaps administered from the ulta haath are supposed to have a greater impact than those administered from your working hand..Well!He deserved it rather he asked for it but since the victim happens to be extremely hot,you tend to feel a tad sorry for him.The second one came from the sweet,tender and susheel wife of munna.The slap here was very richly deserved.I wish Bani had slapped Pia too but Pia was too far from her.A lesson to be learnt here is that keep the distance between you and the potential slapper as wide as possible.This slap was given out in a state of extreme anger and shock.I wish Pia had shut up so Rano would have got the second slap too and maybe Sahil too.Gosh!I so love this slap business!And now for the third.This time the slapper was the wild cat of Walia mansion and the victim was Mr.Sahil.I enjoyed this slap the best because of the victim's reactions.Observe Sahil carefully when Jiggu goes to him-yuck her lips!Ironically her lips were so disgusting that I couldn't take my eyes off them.Well She keenchke use ek zor ka chanta lagathi hai-I just loved it!And Sahil's lips do a slight upward curl and he rubs his cheek with his left hand,staring pitiably at his mom.He looked like a silly kid about to cry.This is another duffer in the making.All that he does is frown and frown and frown.Gosh man!You are an adult.Is your mouth filled with squirrel waste that you just stand there like a wax doll and offer a meek word or two and helplessly watch Rano getting kicked out of the house?Has got no spine.My munna is a lot lot better.Even though every time he opens his mouth,you shudder and wince lest he blabbers some nonsense,at least he speaks up.This Sahil just frowns and stabs you behind the back and sadhu baba is eternally tied to his mom's pallu.Gessh these walia men!If they were not so so hot.I would disown them as my crushes right here right now.But I thoroughly enjoyed the slaps.I wish they had made a ceremony of it.Munna slapped sadhu,mamaiji slapa Rano.Jiggu slaps Sahil,he slaps Rano,she slaps Jiggu,Jiggu slaps swamiji,he slaps Bani,munna unfortunately come down just then and wifey darling slaps him.He goes promptly to Cobra and slaps her!She slaps him back.Munna comes back and slaps Swamiji again.Vicious circle complete!Later mai and mama can make it up by face reading and eye checking sessions.Aur agar aise me bag of chips aur tub of ice-cream ho tho maza hi aur hoga!
7. Fire in the mountain;run run run - Gosh!Fire became Bani!As Jigyasa grabs Rano's hand and is about to throw her out of the house,Mrs.Walia speaks "Jigyasa aunty!"Gosh!Jiggu actually cringed and she was so shocked that somebody much less Bani had dared say that to her that she just stared and stared and allowed Bani to tell her that the case will be decided by the amster of the house!For the first time,Bani behaved like Mrs.Walia and Jigyasa knew it.It was well done.Prachi Desai just rocked.There was finalty in her voice,authority and confidemce in what she was doing.Way to go Bani.Keep it up.High time Jiggu learned it is your house and she is only a guest.Mamiji just rocked today.Jiggu like like apetrified servant and mamji the malkin of the house!Bravo!
8. Amma spake,munna vanished! - I was rolling on the floor during this scene.Hardly what you expect from the mighty 'Jai Walia!'.But that's the beauty of this character.He is so human.One moment he is nasty,the next he is the gentlest of lambs,one moment he is a super-hero next he is as pathetic as a door mouse.This is a jouney of Munna and Bani wherein each matures in to something better than what they were.They make mistakes,they learn,they teach other and at the end of it they will become worthy of each other and become martyrs of true love.This is just the beginning so expect lots of follies,foibles and stupidity.Munna was blasting Bani on how she ahs let him down blah blah blah but Bani silenced him with her one sentence "29 June Park Road Rustomji Hospital 103me apse kiska khoon hua tha Mr.Walia?"Gosh!Only Bani can find a conection bwteen a tonsured head and a broken knee cap!I mean here munna was about Ranoa nd Sahil and this woman talks about Park road!Poor munna!He get immediately converted in to a family pack of frozen ice!I just love Ram's expressions.See how the colour flees from his face and his jaw drops and he cannot believe what he has just heard.He just stands there like he's seen a ghost as Mrs.Walia perhaps realizes that she has hit him below the belt,so turns around and talks in a pacifying tone but when she turns back Hello!Bandha just disappeared!Bani has this sad expression on her face that read'I have no other choice.I cannot get Park road out of me head.'I am sure munna is off to Cobra.Another water pump fight I guess.But I wish munna had stayed back and told Bani something.But I guess it was too nasty a shock.Poor munna!The whole of the city knows about the cursed raaz except munna himself.When the raaz will be out he will be the only one who will be shocked!Jesus Christ!I just hope tonight,munna will salvage his dignity by not runninga way from Bani buttalking to her about this.I also hope he will get Ranoa nd Sahil married to each other.On SBS,Saloni said she was attending Bani's sister's marriage!What does that mean?😕
Red cards awarded to -
1. Pia.I disown her as my crush.
2. Jigyasa.Wipe off that gloss and I'll change that to a yellow.
Yellow Cards to
1. Sahil.Be a man son.Be a man.Tell your family to go to hell and thamo Rano ka haath.
2. Munna.Bachchon ko kya sila de rahe ho bhai?Be aman and face your sins.
Goals awarded to -
1. Ram Ram and Ram.Gosh!You would think he's a well oiled machine as he smoothly glides from one emotion to another,from one phase of his character to another.Briiliant!
2. Prachi Desai.Gosh!No words.She's going to go a long way.
3. Ashwini.What is Jiggu without her?
4. That brilliant piece of transfiguration by munna.Not an easy job to transfigure yourself in to an empty arm-chair in a matter of minutes!
5. Swamiji.Gosh!He looked so ravishing on the sofa,with his head supported in his right hand!Must say he was very sensible not to open his mouth or mamiji ka koi bharosa nahin!
Raaga's secret urge -
I wanted to take a tissue and wipe off Jiggu's lip gloss.Geessh!Thank god she doesn't wear black lip colour.
Chew on this
Imagine munna as a footballer.In shorts and tee.Will make a great goalkeeper.His proud,chauda chhathi will bounce off all balls!😛😳
Raaga's last words -
A drag episode worth a miss.But the slaps and the newly grown spined Bani made it up.According to SBS,the Saloni Bnai dance will happen tomorrow and so by Friday the raaz should be out.Judging by Bani's new avtar today,I think munna is going to get the ebating of his life.It will be fun to see the tables urned.But like I said they have messed it up.KS is becoming boring and I know not many of us really care what the raaz is.With football around,KS has to really buck up.And what was the point of this elopement?And munan supporting Bani was such a downer.Their mis-understanding has not cleared and looks like sahil will marry Raashi afterall?I am just sick and tired of this whole thing.This raaz especially.BTW about the cracking of this raaz,which June 6th did they mean?This year or next year?Yawn yawn.. .. …I hope the bleus win.😛
Hoping today's episode will be better and munna is able to offer a suitable explanation of his behaving like vanishing cream!Cheerio dears.Have a great day.
-Raaga
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
Mahadev And Sons
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