This fictional post is being written by a fictional creative sitting in fictional space and may contain fictional bashing about reactions to fictional characters in a fictional show.
WHAT THE Fiction You Say?
Read On !!
Some fictional characters on a break were talking among themselves about the other world. The one that is called La La Land.
La La Land is a place far far away from the fictious land and is quite unbelieveable. Almost as unbelieveable as Fiction.
La La Land. Full of 6 billion humans, some male, some female, some young some old, but each feel differently than the other. Each look differently than the other. Each think differently than the other.
So the fictional characters, let us call them
Hotty
Happy
Creepy
Weepy
All 4 of them are discussing real humans reactions about fellow real human beings reactions towards fictional characters.
Could this get any more confusing. I promise you it will.
Before they listen into humans conversations, they deicded, since human evolution is a fact and humans apparently base their existence on facts, to introduce themselves.
Hotty : I have a bad past. I behave terribly In the Present. But I am supposed to makeup for it in future.
Happy : I have a bad past. I have a bad present. I have a bad future.
Creepy : My life is all about onething. To GET HAPPY !!
Weepy : My life is all about onething. Become the famous the Niagara the Water. I mean Niagara Falls. I mean Niagara Water.
These fictional characters have apparently finished an imaginative scene from writers who have full rights to write what they want.
Hotty is in a crappy mood, because, Creepy wants to get Happy and Happy being the stupid she is, tells Creepy to let go of Weepy which made Hotty crappy. So all though it was Creepy who wants to get Happy, Hottys being in a crappy mood went to get Happy. Happy didn't want to be "getty" by him. (Yes I made up the word getty! Just keep reading).
So Crappy (Hotty), told Happy that if she doesn't agree to be getty, then happy can forget her sister Meeky marrying his brother Lamey.
Fast Forward.
Creepy and Weepy decorate the bed for Crappy and Happy so they can make (rolling eyes, me) sleepy.
While leaving Creepy tries to tell Crappy, he is still trying to get Happy and will not stop.
Crappy becomes Lovely and throws happy out of the window. Ok Door.
Happy is frosty outside. Crappy is icy inside. (Not the inside as in indoors). Meanwhile Creepy probably is making Whoopy with Weepy. Imagination!! Imagination.
Now they are watching real humans react to this.
Human Discussions about the above scene.
Bashers : Some humans who think they are oh very intelligent are calling Hotty all sorts of names. They are calling him bad names. They are calling him scummy, cowardy, saasy (no not sassy, saas as in MIL), villainy, lowly.
To teach the intellectual superiors (bashers) who are calling Hotty names, the other intellectual counterparts (are counterparts opposite or same - you can decide) the lovers are offering this.
Happy always wanted to sleep under the stars. At her GareebMa's house she had to make do with fake stars on the roof. She becomes the wife of a Hotty who is so lovely to throw her outty. Now she gets to enjoy the real stars. How much lucky can this happy get? She was getting starry and dreamy and now all her dreams are coming true. How can Bashers not see, that crappy tries to be crappy but ends up doing lovely things to "get happy" ' what she always wanted. This Happy is one Lucky Girly. Bashers have no feelings.
The lovers continue. How can bashers forget. Crappy has two sides. Yummy and Hotty. He was a Hotty before also. He does things as Hotty and then offers small taste of Yummy.
He drenches you and then once fully drenched, holds an umbrella which is turned upside down. Focus. Focus. Focus. Umbrella. Is the Focus here.
He causes her sickness from fear, and with tears nurses her.
The lovers continue.
He might kick happy, but he is kicking away his own happiness, how can bashers not see that actually hotty footy is hurting more. How can bashers not see how much his foot is hurting.
He may stab you, but he will Bondage you. (Yes Bondage not Bandage. I Know). How can bashers not see, Happy might be bleedy externally, but Hotty is bleedy internally. Bashers should never believe what they see, external bleedy, but should see what they cannot, the internal bleedy. Jeez !!
The lovers exult. He might hate you today. But he will love you tomorrow. How can bashers forget intense love and passion are based on intense hatred not on immense trust. Tsk Tsk Tsk !!!
Lovers say, no one lives in the present. DUH !! It is all about past and future.
Bashers continue to offer opinions thinking they have rights.
Lovers remind them, they do not have any rights as real humans. If they don't like something, they can stop watching fiction.
Bashers tell lovers, they also need don't read what bashers write about fiction.
Lovers roll their eyes and say what an asinine logic. Who are you to tell us what we can read and not read.
Bashers slowly point out, but who are you to tell us to stop watching.
Lovers again exclaim, you real people? We are saying hello you all real people. Listenup. You bashers who are real humans. Don't you know, humans have no rights to bash anything that is inhuman, we mean fictional. Humans can only bash other humans. DUH!! You want us to explain that again?
Bashers are at a loss of words ' presently.
Lovers seeing the opportunity deliver the final blow, bashing fictious characters is wrong because Barun is freaking sexy !!!!
Bashers finally are tongue tied.
In the background, there are faint whispers being heard.
Bashers : Even if we want to, we cannot stay away from you. Why?
Lovers : Because maybe our insanity is calling you.
Bashers : We see so much hatred in you (for us)
Lovers : That is because, hatred for fiction is a sin in these real hearts
Basher : We wish we could hate you.
Lover:. We wish we could love you.
Lovers : Fiction Reality Paas Aney Na De
Bashers : Fiction Reality Door Jaaney Na De.
Is FICTION Ko Kya Naam Doon - Sarcasm? Humor? Real? Do tell.
PS : Wanted to make a ranting post about today's episode. But instead, this came out. Do comment guys. It was lot of hard work. But remember. Barun Is Sexxxyyy!!
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