Casting Call For ASR Role

So the PH and LM sent out casting reuqirements.

Akshay Dogra, Abbas Mehta, Karan Godwani and Barun Sobti are selected from millions of applications for screen test. They are all given a scene and asked to prepare how they would enact based on their experiences. They have to come up with their own dialogues.

Scene ' An arrogant suave business tycoon, who will need to entice the heroine into a 6 month contract marriage

Akshay Dogra Comes in.

Ji Gul Ji
Ji Lalit JI
Lalit says ' Enough G's. You can start
AD ' Ji Mohan Ji
LM Screams Action!!
AD ' Ji heroine Ji. Please marry me. No one marries me because everyone is afraid I am a mommy jis boy. I have six months expiration policy. You can "Chod Dijiye Ji" in 6 months if I cannot prove to you that I will always stand by you in support through silence. Please heroine ji. Will you marry me for six months ji.
LM ' CUT IT !!!

Abbas Mehta comes in

Lalit ' Action
AM ' Nostrils flare, face twitches
LM ' Action also means dialogues.
AM ' Oh Ok. I can only do one at a time.
LM ' Whatever.
AM - Heroine Ji. I have been a paying guest in your house for 6 months. Now I want to be your guest husband for 6 months. How mind blowing original it is na? I know you are thinking ' "What an Idea Heroji".
LM ' What!!! CUT IT CUT IT!!

Karan Goddwani Comes in

Lalit ' Action
KG ' Lallav, what is the scene
LM ' Who is Lallav
KG ' You Ofcourse
LM ' At a loss of speech, explains the scene.
KG ' Copy cat Lallav. You stole another serials idea of contract marriage. Not done yaar
LM ' What The !! Get out

Barun Sobti Comes In

Lalit ' All three before you have irritated me and are constantly asking me for updates on my FB wall. You better be good or else I am going take out my anger on all the 4 of you, just on you. Got it?
BS - You will not be disappointed for hiring me. Girls and Women all over the world will go into a tizzy.
LM ' Who said you are hired
BS ' Have you seen my resume. I have done another 6 months contract marriage just in my last job. You will not get some one with the same experience and that too so fresh with such experience anywhere else in the world.
LM Faints
BS ' Smirks, smiles and says "Hi" to Gul and Gul faints on the spot.
BS ' I am such a fun loving dude. Why are they all fainting. I am adorable.
SI as Kushi - Hai Mere Nandakishore, I haven't fainted. Come here. We are married.

That's how they all got hired ' no not as ASR. All though they all auditioned for ASR, they all got hired to the roles they were most apt for.

Please comment all who read this. I have fun writing. But I have more fun reading, what you think and your opinions about all topics including this one, if you do read it.
No offence to any actors or the fans of the actors.

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