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BAKWAS TIMES
Dear Subscribers,
Your sincere reporter AF has seen that the forum is so dull like the cold snowy winter weather...
So though it is a Sunday, it is a Holiday she has taken it up to get onto work and see what is happening in KTKP world.
Here you go...
When AF visited KTKP office today, she was surprised that all the CVS and AB Ji are working hard...
First she Spoke to one junior CV who has stuck his head to the laptop screen.
AF: Hai... How come you guys are so busy on Sunday?
JrCV: Kya batavoo yaar... We have not yet finalized on the V-day episode and tomorrow shoot karna hai... That is why we all are working seriously.
AF: and what you are staring at the laptop? Usually I see all of you typing into the word documents I mean cooking lots of script...
JrCV: Hamare ABJi these days want to know every thing happening around before deciding on how our track should be.
Before AF ask another question, the AB Ji himself has given an entry. A bunch of CVs are also running.behind him. All have taken seats around the big table. So AF thought she will stand in a corner and see what they discuss...
ABJi: So where are we?
Jr CV: Sir as you suggested I have researched on all the Daily soaps and found out the most common V-day celebrations. Here is the list.
ABJI: List se kya matlab. speak out the highlights
Jr CV: Sir in majority of the shows, the leads are spending good time together. The male lead is decorating the space with flowers and candles and he is also gifting his GF with a ring, bunch of roses, A cute Teddy etc...
ABJI: So we have to avoid all this. Ours is a different and mature love story. So we can never do what all other shows are doing. Please note this point when you guys script your parts for tomorrow's V-day shoot.
CV1: Sir, as you told I have visited Dr. Handsome's Wall and collected the wishes of his fans. Also I have noted down the different suggestions poured by critical reviewers on IF.
ABJi: Pagal. I am not interested in your research history. Tell me the highlights. Specially what the spoof writers of IF have suggested ... We have to value their suggestion in identifying what gift will be given to Dr.Handsome by Dr.Munni
CV1: Sir, Lot of people in IF suggested Dentures, Anti Aging Cream
ABJi: Stony channel marketing manager se Bat kar and decide kar le .. between dentures and Anti Agenting Cream, which one we should use. We have to keep them on hunt for sponsors this time. They should not tell us to write scenes instead we should tell them which sponsor they have to catch
CV2: Sir, Our Director BD JI has called up. Both the BDs I mean Dr.Handsome's and DR.Munni's are asking for leave to celebrate V-day so he asked is it possible to create a close scene on V-day so that BDs need not be used...
ABJi: Fool BD Director... He forgot... Ours is a mature love story... Here Dr.Handsome can never be close to Dr.Munni... Jis din both of them come close and touch each other, us din show ends... We all will loose our jobs... End of story...
CV3: Sir I have searched over INTERNET and found out that Good music and good food are also important in V-day celebrations..
ABJi: I know that. That is why we have already scripted a scene where Dr.Mallu maa has gifted music CDs. We can put a scene in which to highlight that he values his mom, Dr.Handsome can play one of those CDs...
Ab food ke bare me soch na hai... Kya hum Dr.Handsome se Methi muthiya and Hare Chane ki sabji cook karva sakte hai?
CV3: Sir we already used these two dishes so many times...
ABJi: Kamaal hai yaar... Aap sub log stupid ho... You only told me that every one in IF are lamenting that I am not consistent in my story and characterization... I want to be consistent and use the same dishes.
At this point unfortunately, he noticed AF standing in one corner and and she is pushed out of the room...
Sorry dear subscribers. I could not get the full news on how special V-day episode is going to be. but all of you are very smart so with the information I have scooped out, you can imagine how it will be cooked...
BT wishes a wonderful Valentines day for you with your loved ones...
Shiv Shakti
