Manav-Shravani get Engaged again (Eng Ver pg 4) - Page 3

^^not fair...arre DK ke samne toh main dude hi huon na! 😆

ok bhai...bhai ne bola translate karo matlab karo! Ok boss...i will do it after some time...

"Pundit- ab ladka aur ladki ko idhar bitahaya jaye

(Manav, Shravani sit down there)

Pundit-ladka aur ladki ko bulao unke maa baap ko nahi 😆"

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omg...it was hilarious.🤣..too good...👏

Originally posted by: -SD-

The function is organized in India. All are present.

Manav ' (To Savita) aai yeh sherwani mujhe fit nahi aa rahi hai..puraniwali koi pehen leta main..aaj ko mila ke paanchvi baar dulha ban raha hun main..kam se kam 4 sherwani honge mere paas ab to

aai this sherwani(wedding suit) is not fitting me properly...i guess i better wear an old one...im becoming the groom for the FIFTH time...i must be having four other sherwanis in spare...

Sulochana- chaar kaise? yaad hai tumhe Varsha ki shaadi mein maine tumhe ek yellow wali sherwani di thi'

how come four?? dont u remember i gifted u one during varsha's wedding..that yellow one, huh?

Manav-haan Sulo aai main kaise bhul sakta hun kis tarah se gadhe ki tarah kaam liya tha aap ne mujh se'khana banaya tha bartan bhi saaf kiye the maine..upar se har 10 min mein aap ko asthama attack..baap re..waise Archana abhi tak nahi aai kya? Aap badi jaldi aa gayi. Lagta hai meri engagement ki khushi mein aapko kal raat ko neend hi nahi aai. Aise hi muh uthake chali aayi subah subah 😆

yes sulo aai...how can i forget that u made me toil like a donkey...i cooked food..washed utensils...and on top of it, after every 10 mins u had an asthama attack...good god!!! BTW, archu didnt turn up yet? u ve come pretty early...it seems in my engagements excitement, u werent able to catch up on some sleep...u ve just turned up without a wash!!! 😆

[Archana comes. Wearing a new saree. Looking damn hot. Song plays..tum aaye to hawaon mein ek nasha hai..berang saare sabhi nazare..aur kya..Manav and Archana have an eye lock]

Manav-nayi saree hai kya?

new saree?

Archana-aap ki engagement hai Manav'mujhe to saj dhaj ke aana hi chahiye

itsYOUR engagement manav...i had to come TIP-TOP !!!

Shravani- phir se tang ladane aa gayi tum Archana..

again she has come to poke her nose...

Manav- maine hi invite kiya tha use..mujhe kuch lena hai..mujhe dogi na Archana?

i invited her myself...i wanna say smthng...will u GIVE me THAT😆 archana?

Archana- Chhiii gande! Sab ke saamne aisi gandi baat karte hain kya?

DIRTY FELLOW!!! u talk dirty in front of everyone??

Manav- chhi gandi!! Hamesha gandi soch !! main aashirwaad lene ki baat kar raha tha..so that main zindegi main aage badh sakun 😆

You Dirty !!! always dirty thoughts !!! i was talking whether u would GIVE me our blessings so that i can move forward in life 😆

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(Another scene)

DK- Sulochana ji aap se kuch baat karni thi

Sulochana ji...i wish to have a word with you...

Sulochana- boliye na

yes pls

DK-kab se soch raha hun..kaise kahun..sochta hun aaj bol hi dalun

i had been thinking since long...how do i put it...i think i should just speak it up today...

Sulochana- boliye na

pls do..

DK-kya aap meri aankhen dekh kar samajh nahi pa rahi

aren't you able to decipher it by looking in my eyes...

Sulochana-(Sharma ke) phir bhi aap ke muh se sunne keliye betaab hun

(blushing) nevertheless, i would like to listen it from your own mouth...

DK-khas kar ke Manohar ji ke gujar jane ke baad aap ko kitni taklif hoti hogi mujhe pata hai

after manohar ji's demise i can understand u would be facing so many difficulties...

Sulochana- haan taklif to hoti hai..khaas karke raaton ko'😆..khair aap ko jo bolna hai 'ab bol bhi do na..mujh se aur raha nahi ja raha !!

yup facing quite a bit...esp during night-time 😆...anyways, u wanted to say something..pls do so pls...im impatient to hear it...

DK-Archana ka haath mere haath mein de dijiye

pls hand over archana's hand in mine...

Sulochana-nahiii maine to kuch aur samajh liya tha

nooo...i was thinking something else...

DK-main to yeh keh raha tha ki manohar ke jane ke baad aap ke ghar mein jawan beti ko rakhna safe nahi hai..mujhe de dijiye..aap kahen to barat leke kal aa jaun? Aap kahen to main aapka ghar jamai banne ko tayaar hun..aap ki bhi wo wali tamanna puri ho jayegi 😆

i just wished to say that after manoharji's demise, its not safe to keep a young spinster at ur house...pls give her to me...if u permit, shall i get the "baraat"(wedding procession) tomorrow??...or, if u wish, im ready to become ur ghar-jamai also(when son-in-law stays in HIS in-laws house)...that other problem(hes ref that night-time problem😆) will also resolve 😆

Sulochana- aap Archu se hi puch lijiye..(aansso pochhti hai)

(weeping) pls ask archana only 😆

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(Another scene)

Savita- (to ArMan) aye @#$% Archana..ab Manav ko chhodegi kya sakharpude ke rashm keliye

AYEEE YOU @#$%#$%$#$ archana...are u ever going to leave manav alone...wedding ceremony is about to begin...

Archana-maine kya aap ke bete ko baahon mein pakad ke rakha hai

have i tied up and holding your son...

Shravani- kab se dekh rahi hun dono chonch se chonch se lagake khade ho..kya aise aashirwaad liya jata hai

ive been watching them for quite a some time now...they were standing BILL to BILL...🤣😆(👍🏼 work SD bhai)...is this the way to take blessings...

Manav-ab shravani gussa karti kyun ho.. tumhari khushi ke khatir hi to engagement ho rahi hai..Archana hamari mehmaan hai..uski thodi khatirdaari to karne do

shravani, why r u getting angry? we are getting engaged just for your happiness only na...archana is our guest...com'mmo let me do some hospitality yaar...

Shravani-khatirdaari ke naam par 4 baar kiss kar liya hai tum dono ne..ab bahut ho gaya..savita aai jaldi karo warna main chali

uve already kissed her 4 times in the name of hospitality...now enough is enough...savita aai pls be quick else im leaving...

Manav- jo umer mein kam ho uske pair chhuke ke aashirwaad nahi liya jata..honthon se liya jata hai 😆

those who r younger to oneself...one takes blessings through lips and not by touching their feet...😆

Archana- (weeping) nahi Shravani..main hi jati hun (goes and sits down in another corner)

(weeping) nooo shravani...its better i only leave..(goes and sits down in another corner)

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(Another scene. DK comes to Archana)

DK- Archana kuch kehna hai tum se !!

i wish to have a word with u archana

Archana- boliye

yes pls

DK-Maine sulo se baat kar li hai shaadi ke bare mein..unhe koi aitaraaz nahi

ive spoken to sulo about marriage...she has no qualms...

Archana-sach !! meri aai ki zindegi mein fir se khushiyan aanewali hain..?

really? my aai's life is once again going to be filled with happiness and joy...?

DK-haan..tumhari life mein bhi bahar aanewali hai..

yup...ur life too is going to blossom dear...

Archana-haan meri aai khush rahegi to main bhi rahungi na

yeah...if my aai is going to remain haapy, i too with be happy

DK- to mujhe ek meethi si puppy de ke is rishte ko pakka kar do'kal hi barat leke aaunga tumhe le jaunga..phir honeymoon..wow..jab se asshna gayi hai..tumhe soch soch ke hi kaam chala raha hun main 😆

ok so c'mmom..give me a kiss and seal this relation...i will bring the baraat tomorrow only..then honeymoon...wow...ever since aashna passed away, ive been alive till now only thinking about you...

Archana- what bullshit!!

what bullshit !!!!

DK-abhi to kaha tumhe koi aitraaz nahi

u just said uve no qualms and ure ok with it...

Archana-maine kuch aur samjha tha..tumse shaadi ka main kabhi soch nahi sakti..manav ki jagah koi nahi le sakta

i had thought something else...i cant even think about marrying you...no one can take manav's place...

DK-Manav ke paas aisa kya hai jo mere paas nahi hai..uske paas jo bhi hai bangle gadi daulat'mere paas woh sab kaafi jyada hai

what is it had manav has and DK doesn't ? whatever he has...bungalow..cars...money...ive much much more than him...

Archana- lekin uske paas kuch aur hai jo aap se kaafi bada hai 😆

but he has that one thing thats quite bigger than yours 😆🤣

DK-haaila..tumhe kaise pata chala..Ashna ne bataya tha kya tumhe 😆

ohhh nooo...how do u know...did aashan tell you ??? 😆

Archana- Main dil ki baat kar rahi hun Stupid 😆 waise ashna ne mujhe sab kuch bataya tha 😆

im talking about heart stupid...BTW, aashna had told me everything...😆

DK-Dil ka achar dalogi? Aao meri life mein aa jao

are you going to make pickles out of heart(Dil)...come...come in my life...

Archana- doongi kaan ke niche ..chal hat'

i will box your ears hard...get lost...

or

literally: will give u a tight slap below your ear...get lost...

(cant translate it exactly...its too much slang)

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(the climax)

Pundit- ab ladka aur ladki ko idhar bitahaya jaye

(pundit means priest)

now, call the bride and groom...

(Manav, Shravani sit down there)

Pundit-ladka aur ladki ko bulao unke maa baap ko nahi 😆

ive called the bride and groom...not their parents...😆

Savita-aye pundit yehi ladka ladki hain..chal jaldi kar saale ghonchu

AYYEE pundit...they are bride and groom only...now c'mmom be quick, you DIM-WIT(the only nearest word i could thick of..ghonchu is too much slang) !!!

Arjun- come on give me a break'manav uncle aap ki himmat kaise hui fir se shaadi rachane ki..yahan hum teen teen jawan bachhe partner keliye taras rahe hain..oneway traffic mein gadi chala chala ke tired ho rahe hain'.aur is budhape mein aap shaadi kar rahe hain..

c'mmon give me a break manav uncle...how did u pluck up the courage(or how did u dare) to re-marry...here we are, three-three teens who are desperate to find a partner...we are tired driving in one-way traffic lanes now...and look whos here...you are getting married in this old age...

DK-beta arjun'Manav ko yeh shaadi karne do

my son, let manav marry dear...

Arjun-aap chup kariye papa..5 min pehle aap kaise Archana aunty ko line mar rahe the maine sab dekh liya aur sun bhi liya..sharm nahi aati aap ko..maine aap keliye haridwar aur banaras ki ticket le li hai..jaldi tirth yatra mein chaliye

stay quiet papa...5 min back you were firting with archana aunty...i witnessed it all and heard it all... didn't u feel ashamed...id booked ur tickets to haridwar and banares(they r sacred hindi pilgrims)...pls quickly leave for ur pilgrimage...😆

Manav-saale DK..teri maa ki

youuu DK...your mother's...<dash dash dash>😆😆

(now this is a highly offensive term in hindi...to know exact meaning u can PM me...)

(manav attacks DK. Things get messed up. Engagement is cancelled)

🤣 🤣 🤣 OMG its hilarious, espicially DK - Sulo Conversation

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Really good translation Varun ..I was thinking of offering to translate but the naighty language made me chicken out 😆 , you have done a great job ...👍🏼

Originally posted by: Tanyaz

Really good translation Varun ..I was thinking of offering to translate but the naighty language made me chicken out 😆, you have done a great job ...👍🏼

thanks tanya di...😊
even i was a bit hesitant to do it too coz of the naughty slang...but decided to give it a try...😃

Also..after posting i noticed a few spelling mistakes in the translation...i would have corrected but since im on mobile now its not possible to edit such a long post as my cell is unable to handle such huge textual data and hangs...hope the readers will forgive me for that...

However, Just one error id like to point out :
first scene last dialogue..

...GIVE me Your(and not "our" as ive incorrectly typed) blessings...

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well done job varun

Varun and SD,