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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: khota_sikka_sri

@ Bipin: That's hilarious. 😆

@ Nidhi: I'm right here, but working away trying to get something to work. 😡

ok ok u work will not disturb u more now...😆
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: --nIdHi--


🤣 really funny...cant get off it...🤣

Yeah dat sometime happens in reality also 😆😉

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Posted: 13 years ago
From my side:
The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.
Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Were you alone or by yourself?

Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on March 12th.
Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?

Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

So, you were gone until you returned?

You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: arsh4life

@Nidhi-Sri is here only must have fell from hr chair outa laughin🤣 🤣

Yes Partner dats y have relief cos u r here😆 😉


🤣 🤣m everywhere...just call me will reach anywhere...but dnt call from ur place b'coz i cant rech there it takes 4hrs ...🤣 🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: --nIdHi--


🤣 🤣m everywhere...just call me will reach anywhere...but dnt call from ur place b'coz i cant rech there it takes 4hrs ...🤣 🤣

No i wont 😆 😆 😆 😆

thnk u for showing d conern 😆

we will not allow d broom gang to beat us 🤣 🤣

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: khota_sikka_sri

From my side:

The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.
Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Were you alone or by yourself?

Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on March 12th.
Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?

Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

So, you were gone until you returned?

You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!

me confused 😕 😕

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: khota_sikka_sri

From my side:

The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real court records.
Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Were you alone or by yourself?

Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?🤣
LOL

Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
🤣
Q: And by whose death was it terminated? mine😆

Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on March 12th.
Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?
🤣 LOL

Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
🤣

Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
🤣

Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide? still alive
🤣

So, you were gone until you returned?

You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!


🤣🤣🤣nice one sri just loved reding it...and cant stop laughing...🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
Each section is a series of questions and answers that a lawyer asked in court:
For example:
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?


Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

and so on...
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Posted: 13 years ago
Once a Boy Flirted with Rajnikant's Daughter.




Rajni Twisted His Legs, Hands, Neck and Everything !




Now that boy is known as 'Baba Ramdev'🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a

beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

B. 2 French men and 1 French woman

C. 2 German men and 1 German woman

D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman

F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman

G. 2 American men and 1 American woman

H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

What a Crazy coincidence! One month later, on various parts of the

island, the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend

time with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking

& cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long

look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island

trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman

is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism,

the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend

respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her

relationship with her mother is improving.

H. What happened to the Indians????

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the

Indian woman!

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