Gossip Girl Season 5, Ep13 Full Recap & video

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Gossip Girl Season 5, Ep13 Full Recap & video

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Ah, the dream montage. Today's the big wedding day and Serena is sweet dreaming about being Marilyn Monroe. OMG! It's the 100th episode. Blair celebrates by wearing a tiny wedding cake on her head and really bad makeup. And there's a new Gossip Girl in town, and it's not Serena. The wedding is so haphazard that Dan was just asked to be in the wedding party last week. Chuck and the evil priest are all best buddies and planning to ruin the wedding. The evil priest will officiate and Chuck will announce that he has objections because Blair still loves him. Ooops, but then Chuck poisons the bad priest because he just wants Blair to be happy. Dan and Serena are still all flirty flirty. All the parents are in town. Oooh, Georgina is back and she's all in her black witch outfit, back from Siberia or wherever. Now she's determined to ruin the wedding! Nate is sad that he's going to the wedding solo. Blair calls out Serena on re-re-re-crushing on Dan. Blair is suddenly the rational one, which is as hard to take as Scott being the rational Kardashian. Blair, all in her wedding finery, kind of looks bad. She's actually a mess and her hair is all straggly and she's having a panic attack. Georgina sneaks into the church. She plans to hit on Louie and scandalize Blair. Chuck is hanging out with his cute doggie. Then Blair's mom shows up and asks for a Scotch. She tells Chuck everything should be perfect, but it's not. She says Blair is making a mistake by marrying Louis and tells Chuck to stop the wedding. Go Blair's mom! Rufus and Lily discover Georgina's little prank. But she sneaks out through another door. In the meantime, Blair's mom sneaks Chuck into Blair's dressing room. He tells her not to marry Louis. It should be them getting married and they should run for it. Blair says she's marrying Louis for Chuck because of her pact with the lord. Georgina catches it all on video and tells Chuck to upload it to Louis. Serena then offers to escape with Blair, and tells Blair that she and Chuck belong together. Everyone wants Blair to escape! Blair feels very strongly that the heavens above will punish Chuck if she doesn't marry Louis. Blair wants both her fathers to walk her down the aisle, awhhh, I got a little teary right there. Oh, Vicini! Do you like those bridesmaids dresses? I like Serena's long mermaid, but the others look like pink potato scallopini. And there are some really ugly hats. Chuck appears at the end of the aisle just when the priest asks if there are any objections. He doesn't say anything. But then, Gossip Girl broadcasts Blair's love speech to Chuck. She runs out the church in her frothy dress but tells Chuck she's not going anywhere with him. Louis walks in and Blair offers to stay with him and she'll never humiliate him again. Georgina says it was either Nate, Dan or Serena who sent the movie to Gossip Girl. Oh no. Louis and Blair are back up the aisle, getting married. In the next shot, they're slicing cake and dancing to an INXS' "Never Tear Us Apart." Really Gossip Girl, you slay me. Oy, then Serena tells Dan that she loves him and she always will. Then walks away before Lonely Boy can say anything. Nate then schmoozes up a cater waiter, who goes to Julliard ' wait, is she the real Florida daughter? I can't remember. During their last dance to "We Belong" by Pat Benatar (Is it an 80s wedding theme?) the prince tells their whole marriage will be a show from now on. That Blair will smile and wave when she's told to and when alone, they'll be like strangers until he says they're done. Poor Blair. She calls Dan and tells him she made a horrible mistake. At the same time, Chuck calls a car to go to the hotel. Serena and Chuck are left behind without their true loves. And Georgina is the new Gossip Girl!

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Blair struggles with a decision that could hurt those she loves the most; Serena tries to protect someone important to her; Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg) pursues a scandal.

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Posted: 13 years ago
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this entire episode was so crappy...how in the earth could Georgina be the GG 😕 '

For the first time, i am not feeling sad for Blair, yes...i dont like louis but he has always wanted her and her love...she indeed cheated on him, took him for a ride of lies about her true feelings and humiliated him infront the world, yet he was ready to walk out until his mother wanted him to go for the business deal so him turning into a villain is acceptable..she cant take people for granted like Serena does. Chuck and Dan loves her on their own ways, we may like or hate them but they have put her above their own feelings. Blair could have been honest and just walked away from the marriage but she didnt so she asked for it:( hopefully the gang will come to her resuce so i guess a marriage annulment is aorund the corner🤔.

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