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This is a Filmi Style Reply letter to the earlier published Filmi Style Love Letter Beti No1
Boht Burra Ghur
Uckle Tikaney Town
Mainghi C District Mr 'Deewana Mastana' Thank you for your love letter. However I feel 'Hud Kurr De Aapne' for 'Hum Aapke Hai Kaun'? 'Dil Chahta Hai' I should tell you I think you're a 'Jaanwar'' and a 'Shree 420'! I have to tell you I know your 'Mohabatein' are false. Who gave you the right to think you're my 'Sajaan' and I'm your 'Chandini'. How dare you look at me you 'Coolie No1'! If you were here in front of me I'd hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these 'Yaadein'. You said 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai' every time you think of me. But I know you feel 'Haseena Maan Jayegee' to every girl you see. 'Ram Jaane' what I'll do to you if I catch you. If you have any 'Khauf' you will feel 'Durr' from me. You're a 'Kunwara' leading a 'Rangeela' lifestyle, with friends saying 'Chal Merey Bhai'. Spending all your nights on the 'Sarak'. I'm sure the 'Sholay' in your heart you say burn for me. Is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking! Describing yourself as 'Baadshah', and 'Himmutvar', you sound like a 'Jungli' to me. You say you want to make me your 'Biwi No1' however I say you lack 'Insaniyaat'! I can't believe you think I'll turn to you and say 'Kaho Na Pyar Hai'! I'd much rather kiss a 'Bichoo' than go near you! Any of 'Amer Akbar Anthony' would be better suited to me than you. 'Dil Wale Dhunyah Ley Jayengey' you said, but I say your 'Dil to Pagal Hai'! Don't' you realise that 'Andaz Upna Upna' and that their can't be no 'Rishta' between us. We are like a 'Mohra' in the game of life. And it's always 'Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham'. The open 'Fiza' with its changing weather is testament to that. So please leave it as 'Akeyle Hum Akeyle Tum'. Besides I'm already engaged to a guy with 'Roti Kapra or Makaan'. And he's no 'Khal Nayak' like you. He's my real 'Hero'. My real 'Jivan Saathi'. And with him I really know 'Yeah Raaste Hai Pyar Ka'. And there can be no space in my 'Zindagi' for anyone but him. You'll only end up causing an 'Aflatoon', because he's a 'Major Sahib' in the Army working on the 'Border' and he'll kill you if he finds out. So save yourself from becoming the foundations of a 'Deewar' and leave me alone. Yours Sincerely
'Priya'
'Ghar Wali Bhar Wali'
Bollywood
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