Arnav Immunodeficiency Syndrome
More than a million females all over the world are suffering from a disease called Arnav Immunodeficiency Syndrome. While the cause of this disease is the male lead of IPKKND, Arnav, the consequences of this disease are varied. Generally, females between the ages of 12-60 are affected by it. Kids under 12 and as young as 4 with mature minds, and those over 60, but young at heart, are also vulnerable.😳😲
1. Irregular heartbeat, dhak dhak heartbeat, and often, no heartbeat
2. Breathing difficulties
3. Hot flashes (females of all ages experience this)😉
4. Day/night sweats
5. Urge for criminal acts, such as, wanting to kidnap the male lead actor Barun or be a Barun stalker, abandoning ethics/morality to affect his "taken" status, 😊 and attacking Arnav critics 😡
6. Day dreaming
7. Hallucinations 😕
8. Irrational behavior. A patient has reported about hanging her tongue out every time Arnav comes on screen. Another has described Arnav effect as "press your entire self against TV, then plaster your face to the TV, press your lips smack against the screen and cover it with drool and lip gloss, then sigh and lick the entire screen" 😉
9. Heart burn and acidity
10. Fainting spells
11. Dizziness
12. Eating disorder
13. Insomnia
14. Lack of concentration at home, work, and study
15. Lack of appreciation and/or negligence of husbands, fiances, and boy friends 😔 😆
16. Becoming poets, writers, story tellers, analysts, interpreters, and audio/video composers
If you experience any other problem, please do not hesitate to post here. Patient's information is strictly confidential.
Treatment
Take Arnaviotics 10,000 mg 12 times a day
Drug Ingredients: IPKKND episodes, IPKKND IF, SBS, SBB, TT, UTV segments, and Arshi vms
Warning: Do not exceed recommended dosage as this may send you to asylum or jail. Discontinue use if your situation worsens. This medication is not for pregnant women as it can make their babies crying out "rabba vey" after birth.😊😉
This disease also has adverse social consequences,
increase in the number of divorces 😲
increase in the rate of females preferring to remain single
increase in the number of females flirting and/or cheating due to over active romantic hormone 😉 😆
decrease in the number of male population as many may commit suicide for being rejected
increase in the number of people suffering from depression for not getting the right match 😕
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Kumkum Bhagya
Tu Dhadkan Main Dil
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