Tacker Tales: How FUN is FUN.. Updated Pg 9

Tacker Tangents

Mera naam hain Karan Tacker- log mujhe don ke naam se jaante hain

Rangmunch audio iv: I, Me, Myself: Typical Tackeria

When you do squats the next day your entire body hurts like a bi***

I am a very needy guy.. I like looking good and something telling me am doing a good job..

The south Indians found Kolaveridi.. but the Punjabis way before that found Maa-di, ben-di .. you get it?

What I carry in my pocket is my driver.. or it's the other way round.. he carries me in his pocket..

The first thing I notice about the opposite sex- is the fact that it IS the opposite sex..

Everybody likes to RIDE dolphins..

Should I say it (I am good looking) or would it sound too pompous (Sona says.. nah nah.. you are all abt modesty.. )

I don't think I wanna read everybody's mind.. (Thinks alike eh)

Super-intelligent I don't like being dumb.. (Sona says amen.. and adds theory of relativity dude)

If I am as romantic and as good looking as SRK I deserve more than one Simran..

3rd thing open on browser.. some sort of shopping.. m very gay like that.. m always looking at clothes'I have a fetish for shoes

I am having very strange dreams. Idk if it's a good thing or I am becoming effeminate .. I've been having dreams that I have children.. I have strange dreams that I have a beautiful daughter.. I was briefing to mom also.. tht mom I got freaked out..(Maybe these are signs).. I HOPE NOT

Somehow in this wedding with all the pre-wedding jazz when they were takin me to the stage.. believe me I had palpitations.. like holy shit! This s what it feels like

Am not commitment phobic but am very childish

Am very orthodox in my head.. You marry young and enjoy yer married life wid yer partner before u start POPPING KIDS..(defo remibds me of my vending machine jibes LOL)

I JUST LOOK LIKE A PRETTY BOY BUT I ACTUALLY THINK A LOT (caps coz this is defo one of my faves'lol)

Once you become an actor you genuinely get emotionally activated'

Abt gossiping .. A lot yaar .. I love it. I am very slow like that.. even if 2 ppl are having a scene on the set I'll be the last to know but happies to know .. I very duh like that.. my second problem is you say it and I habe forgotten about it in 3-4 seconds.. (I think he just talked about me.. always d last to know about friends dating and never retain accessory info.. LOL)

I enjoy using a woman's perfume coz it makes me feel m around a girl..

If you walk past me I'll tell you what perfume you are wearing.. I am like a dog

TT- Likes and Dislikes: Curious case of certified chichora..'

Actually I'll start by telling Krystle's likes actually loves.. its ME.. Krystle really likes me as a person..

I am a fun person.. OOOHHH AM A FUN PERSON.. How FUN is FUN.. yeah I am a very fun guy.. Its winter yaar.. Don't blame me.. blame the season..

You sound like that dialogue from kuch kuch hota hain.. you know that girl says.. mujhe painting aur dancing ka bahut shaukh hain..

No I actually don't know.. I am not your real husband you know.. every night are you trying to tell the audience we are together every night..so say DAY' we get paid like PER DAY.. So everything is in the DAY.. (very legit clarification.. somber faced Sona)

YOU LIKE LAYSSS (ONLY PUN Intended here)

I love the day.. I like the sun.. I like the beach.. I like the water.. I love being in shorts.. being on the beach.. running free wild (Sona echoes KD.. got the point.. Imagery Not needed)

I love chocolates.. aisa lagta hain main pregnant aurat hoon.. am going thro some hormonal changes in my life.. the progesterone and estrongen in my body are perpetually going up and down (Biochemistry tips: progesterone.. really? Thank god he didn't say oxytocin.. aka labor inducing hormone).. that's one of the reasons I look a little effeminate also yaar.. I look like one of the pretty boys na.. it's the chocolates

I am a very beautiful, good looking man like one of those greek ones (Sona says- and so matter of factly vain).. I think pretty is a compliment (how endearing.. lol)

OCD- Isko pata nahi na full form- gawaar

Compulsive eh.. where did u learn English from eh.. Oxford.. eh(dude that was very country .. not even brit.. austraaliyan)

I like getting my nails done.. pedicure.. I hate people who are unhygienic

I have double standards like that.. I am very commitment oriented and commitment phobic at the same time.. I am just double standard.. I am Indian.. I am an indian male we have double standards (brownie points from the X chromosome for that honesty tacker)

Oh shit! morning no.. then I don't comply..

I am Christmas? Mistletoe.. think about it red, blue'

Only ONE .. give her some options.. out of all things thay you love about me you have to say only ONE..

Ok I am cranky according to Krystle.. she is always smiling.. she brings in a lot of positivity on set.. and I like that about her.. that's why we are good friends also..

Rubbish! (as in.. wanna hear more about me.. go on.. LOL)

I am sorta pregnant like that.. I tend to get a lil moody (no wonder the baby dreams' I did say curious case rite).. I am moody all the time.. I am a moody sorta guy..

We've been out also but I never liked any of yer shoes.. you have a bizarre sense of shoes (hullo Mr. Orthodox heard about alternative fashion.. eh.. gal's got style.. bohemian too suits her).. you should have another fetish.. I have a major shoe fetish..

I am pathetically hopeless.. I shop for shoes at work.. idk what that speaks about me..

SBS Day with Tacker: Tacker ke Fun-day (funde)

Ye pehla iv hain jaha main nahaya nahi hoon (TMI).. ye subah subah ghus gayi hain

Ap bahut khusnaseeb hain ki aaj subah apko ek hi nahaya dhoya insaan dekhne ko mil raha hain.. aur wo hain meri khubsurat maa

On mischief- Itni jaldi main interview nahi deta..

Nahi nahi bajani aati hain bhaiya.. Punjabi hain.. seeti humara bajana hi kaam hain..

I actually called up my mom saying.. mom.. Main Star ban gaya maa

Ye mera hi kamraa hain.. haan actually main inke kamre mein zyada rahta hoon apne kamre se.. achcha lagta hain.. yahaa hariyali zyada hain

One track mind matlab Ek Disha Dimaag..( A Personal favorite.. very cheeky..)

Effeminate lagta hain ki ladka make up leke ghumraha hain

Ye mere suhaag ki nishaani hain.. main pehenne ja raha hoon meri engagement ring.. aur ye meri nishaani hain my gold ? watch

Meri biwi ankhon ke color girgit ki tarah badalti hain'kaho brown hoti hain.. kabhi grey ho jaati hain..

Diwali with darpok dude: IF vid

Who's hardik.. Bolo main Diwali ki viren shubhkamnayein dena chahti hoon

Chal Jhooti.. Hain hi jhooti makkar hain ye.. bilkul chup chaap nahi hain..

I believe in each man for his own.. peechey jo kaand hua tha..

Jaise filmon mein hota hain tv mein hota hain.. actual mein aisa nahi hota..

I am stitched half of the places because of Diwali accidents..

I was the first one to run.. thank you.. I am very proud to say it.. Mujhko award milna chahiye yaar sab se bachne ka..

Main hoon yaar.. main bahut darta hoon.. mujhe meri zindagi bahut bahut bahut.. bahut zyada pyari hain.. aur mere ghar walon ko bhi..

Mein north Indian hoon.. Joota marunga'humare yahape Diwali bahut grandeur se manayi jaati hain.. Hatana isey yaha se..

Aur aur.. thoda aur.. mazaa nahi aya.. meri ego abhi highlight nahi hui..

To KD.. Badi khubsurat ho yaar'

Main actor hoon.. gawaiya nahi hoon.. tum meri dukaan band kara dogi..

Kabhi khushi kabhi gham.. shuru kaha se hota hain.. idhar aana beta.. nahi yaar to KHNH pahuch gayi..

Launch party: Kryan Camaraderie begins

Why is the show special to you

KD: B'coz u r there in it..

Dekho sachchai bol rahi hain.. puri baat main bata raha hoon.. iske aankhon par mat jaana

Behen-bhai ka relationship to screen pay hain.. balki nazdeekiyan badh jaati hain'

Sangeet: Mile sur mera tumhara toh sur baney humara

Kyunki itni achchi lagti hain function mein to .. mujhe kaafi excitement hain ki shaadi mein toh bahut khubsurat lagegi..

KD: Humara Sangeet function ho raha hain..

Sachchi bataaon.. I thought its just a party..

KD: Ho sakta hain shaadi nahi bhi ho..

Oh! like tht

Viren Dream dance sequence: Punter with pot

Ye main bahut pyar se Cactus ki choti behen hain leke aya hoon main.. isme jitney pattey nahi hain use zyada mera phool hain'nahi pyar hain.. ye pyar bhara POT'

Wedding Whackiness

Ye chand ka tukda nahin.. khud hi pura chand hain.. bahut hi khubsurat hain.. aur bahut bahut khubsurat lag rahi hain in fact

I am happier after pachtaoing

Main jeevika se bahut pyar karta hoon' bahut pyari ladki hain.. bahut gharelu.. susheel tikaaooo ladki hain..

Jitni bhari inkey purey kapde hain.. utni bhari meri pagdi aur kaleeray hain..

KD: Oh plzz

Its pretty heavy dude..

KD: It is ..but it cannot be heavier than this.. . lets weight it..

Lets weigh it.. Main tumhare kapde pehen leta hoon.. tum ye pehen lo

Ye dulha pehle se ghulaam.. shadi ke baad to totally Ghulaamed ho jaunga

Ghulam.. aye chotu idhar aana..

Viren ji hi bulaungi.. aji sunte ho..

Pappu ke papa'

No papa..

I want ONE pappu yaar.. WTH

Dekhiye isey kehta hain mental case

Krystle case'

Krystle clear.. mental case'

Krystle mental..

Ji ye case aisi hain.. jo main har din ladna chahta hoon.. bahut hi khubsurat case hain'main ye adaalat mein har din jana chahunga.. wah wah kya likha hain.. kamaal hain

Its honeymoon family planning'

Ring ceremony: domestic delusions..

Achcha lagta hain.. ki pati ghar aye.. aur biwi khubsurat miley.. saji dhaji.. aur khana banaye aur apne hathon se khana khilaye.. samne bithake.. to main us tarah se.. filmy kisam ka aadmi hoon..

Main ap se ye wada karna chahta hoon ki main jitney bhi wadey karunga sab todunga.. angrezi mein ek bahut achchi kahawat hain,, bahut sahi bande ne likhi hain.. that promises are meant to be broken..

Bahut bahut.. aisi halat ho gayi hain ki meri chappal fat gayi hain'

Antakshri anarchy

Maine pyar tumhi se kiya hain.. tu ru ru..

Maine dil bhi tumhi ko diya hain.. tu ru ru..

Ab chahe jo ho jaye.. head shakes

Main duniya se ab na daru.. tujhi se main pyar karu'

Tada ra tada ra tada ra..

KD: Tum elvis lag rahe ho..

The little has come..

Raat akeli hain.. bujh gaye diye.. aake mere paas.. kano mein mere..

Jo bhi chahe kahiiyeee

Nia: Jiju thode excited ho gaya hain

EE aa ii.. sab ek hain'

Guitar strumming.. waoo waooo waooo'

Suhaag raat reality- gastric grumbles..

Jab mujhe pata chala ki suhaag raat ka scene hain to thodi ghabrahat se acidity ho gayi..

SBS party: gola ka golmaal

Dekhiye Punjab mein na.. ye pass time kaam hota tha humara..

To Churi waley Uncle: Achcha haath lagane bola tha.. ye achcha kaam hain aapka

TV9: Icecream Date: Meet Flirty Flirterson

Main apni biwi ko baaaskin robins leke Jaunga aaj.. I am talking like Sayl-mayn

Waise main ap ko ek baat batana chahta hoon.. ap wo pehli ladki hain jo mere gaadi ke front seat pe behti hain'

KD: Ye dialogue kitni ladkiyon ko kaha hain..

Main har ladki ko pehli baar yahi bolta hoon..

Jo maine gadi mein haath pakda wo achcha nahi lagaaa.. nahi achcha laga..

Kaisa lagaa' sachchi bataon.. baton to sahi..bata kyun nahi rahi ho.. kuch to kaho..

Ap bhi long drive pe jayiye.. apni gf ko leke jaiye.. biwi ko leke jaiye.. haath mein haath daliye.. agli baar plzz seat belt pehen lena.. pehen lee jee ye ga.. good nite.. don't drink n drive.. tv9

TT: touchy topics

Aaj humari shaadi hain.. Aur main thoda zyada dress up hokey aya hoon.. I think it was a casual affair.. look at Jeevika' nahi dikh rahi.. utha ke dikhoon..

I am very irritated.. so am hoping this shaadi better gets over..

KD: Better gets over..

U know wat I mean.. jaldi khatam ho jaye.. meri eng kharab ho gayi hain ye pagdi pehen ke..

TOUCHED YOU?

KD: ya..

What DID SHE give you.. EVERYTHING TOUCHED you?

Viraat never got me any gift like tht.. I am very iriitated..

None of them TOUCHED me'

To get you TOUCHY gifts..

Ya I am gifting her a chocolate.. aadhi main kha chukka hoon.. kehte hain adha khane se pyar badhta hain.. aish karo..

KD: when I was asking for it.. u dint give it..Nahi camera pe dene tha..

They say ki wedding ke baad SR hoti hain.. HM hota hain'In all the occasions I think wahi ek cheez rahe gayi hain.. to look fwd to.. FOR JEEVIKA.. U r very excited na..

KD: I AM VERYYY EXCITED..

Awaaz mein Dekho dum dekho dum' very excited.. ya ya ya ya.. very excited..ya

IF : kissey kheer aur shadayantra ke

Ye ajeeb to nahi hain.. bahut ppyari lag rahi hain Krystle.. Ye jo bhi hain.. salwar suit kehte hain issey' ye broach woach wala jo system hain wo mujhe achcha laga.. chunri ka zamana gaya ab.. chunri daali broach la gaya.. ki hiley nahi purey din.. yaha se bhi dekho.. isey kehte hain Modern Technology'har jagah see diye taaki hiley nahi

Pata nahi kissey phone pe baat kar rahi thi.. who you talking on the phone..

Issey pehle ki baaki sab chakhey aur inhe judge karey.. maine poori ki poori kheer dabaali.. aap bhi aise kheer khaiye.. dabaa ke khaiyee.. par dulculex.. as paas mein rakhna.. lomotil sorry'lomotil hota hain na poti rokne ke liye..tumhe kitne baar hui hain

KD: hui hain yaar sabko hoti hain

Jee haan humara bahut bada zabardast ghamasaan chakkar chal raha hain.. woh shadayantra types..

Thik hain kuch kar nahi sakte.. hum bicharey bachche sirf deny hi kar sakte hain..

But wat if main itna achcha dost hota kisi ladke ke saath.. achcha aj kal to uska bhi.. uska bhi system hain na..

Jee main press ka bahut bada victim hoon.. main kya kahoon

KD: Aur is victim ke saath ye victim bhi victim ban gayi..

Mujhko to maine dekha hain.. main jiske saath kaam karta hoon.. chahe wo jo ho.. jo height profile kuch bhi ho.. main unke saath kuch na kuch chakkar mein phas jaata hoon..shadayantra mein phas jaata hoon

Koi bhi actor ki dosti jab dosti se zyada ho jaye to wo khushi khushi media ko bata dega.. jab tak nahi hota hain.. theek hain ab bhi banate rahiye hum bhi deny karte rahenge..

KD: Sahi hain beedu..

Sahi hain na beedu..

E24: ye haath.. mujhe de de jeevika..

Romance karne ka sabse zyada mazaa tab aata hain ja aap jante hain ki aap romance nahi kar sakte..public mein logon ke samne..maa baap ke saamne.. jo choti choti ched khaaniyan hoti hain.. table ke neechey footsie hota hain.. haath pakadna hota hain..thoda clich hain lekin mazaa ataa hain.. wo darr mein.. rules brk karne mein bada mazza aaata hain.. aur humare ghar mein to waise hi har cheez ka rule hain..khana susu poti har cheez ka niyam hain.. itni time pe kar le.. phir bhaiyya late ho gaye to kar nahi sakte..

Tumne khana nahi khaya

Nahi khaya

Kyu nahi khaya

Maine Ek bite khayi

Kyun ek hi bite kyu khayi

Kyunki ek shaitaan mere baaju mein baitha tha..

Tumhar baju mein kaun

Jo ab mere baaju mein baitha hain

Achcha us shaitan ne.. kya kiya..

Mera haath hi pakad liya table ke neeche'

Hayee u r so innocent.. haath hi pakad liya.. kaise pakad liya.. aisey..

Haain aise hi pakda .. ek hi haath..

Achcha ek hi haath pakda..

Haan doosre haath se main koshish kar rahi thi..

Kyaa karne ki.. achcha mujhe laga tum scooter chala rahi ho

IF: HM fantasies: Dil chahta hain..

Sirf mere mind mein chal rahi hain.. matlab hairaani ki baat hain.. humaari nayi nayi shaadi huyi hain.. suhaag raat nahi kar paye.. aur tum kya kehna chahti ho..ki sirf mere mind mein chal raha hain ye sab..

Chal rahi hain.. to ye confirm karo ke.. tumhare MIND MEIN BHI chal rahi hain..

I am the man na.. I have to take the first step.. set hain mamla..

Nahi nahi definitely agar ladki khubsurat ho toh take zyada lete hain.. par yah ape ek take mein hi kar leta hoon.. Ye toh pyar se karti hain.. dusra take ki zarurat hi nahi hoti' har cheez ko dheerey dheerey karti hain.. bas SLOW..ek shot mein matlab banda so jaye samne wala..

Tum neechey hi kyun dekh rahi ho pehli baat eye level maintain karo na.. heh.. humara scene set ho raha hota hain.. aur humarey ghar mein koi na koi aa jata hain dhikkat dene..kabhi naukar aa jata hain' kabhi dadaji bula leta hain kabhi.. labhi ICU mein patient bula leta hain.. SR ki raat mein dusre mardo ko milne jaa raha hoon.. ICU mein.. jo kuch kar nahi sakte..coz ICU mein hain

Main toh dil se chahta hoon ki humey bhahar leke jayee' lekin I don't think ki wo bill se nahi chahte.. ki humey bahar leke jaye..

Ji mujhe aisa bahut bada doubt lag raha hain.. ke pata chaley HM peg aye.. aur peechey peechey wo aa gaye photography karne.. inki behen ka phone to waise bhi aata rahta hain,.. ki kya kiya.. kuch kiya nahi kiya.. matlab main SR ko chala gaya tha.. to mere jaatey hi inhone sabse pehle Manvi ko phone kiya.. to mujko full on DOT lag rahi hain

DOT'DOT?

DOT..

Viraat.. Viraat.. ye kabaab banne hi nahi de rahe hain.. haddi pe haddi banaye jaa rahe hain..hum to chahte hain ki thodi der ke liye ye haddiyaan hat jaye.. ki inki khushi ke liye..ye kabaab ban jaye'

YA YA YA YA

YA YA..YA YA

TV9: livin' on a prayer

Main alag puja karna chahta tha.. ye alag hi puja karwa rahe hain..bas phasa hua hoon main..

Wassup tv: Dissecting diets with Reporter tacker

Thoda aap ke din ka diet batayi .. kyunki aap itni aisi kyu hain

Please darshakon dhyaan se suniyega.. ye lunch ke liye.. sirf dahi khaati hain..

Basically dahi dahi aur dahi ka matlab ye tha ki ye teen chammach dahi khaati hain.. DAHI.. DAHI.. AUR DAHI'

Mujhe spasht karna padhta hain Spasht..

Jee haan darshakon aapne bilkul sahi suna.. ye dinner ke liye ek fruit khaati hain.. who bhi pura nahi..AADHA'

Kya complaints hain yaar.. mindblowing.. jee hain main inhe suhaag raat mein chodke Waha (sniffs imaginary gajra) gaya tha'

Tongue twister moment: India forums.. Karan Tacker.. Cameraman..uh.. Karan Tacker.. Cameraman..uh.. Karan Tacker.. CameraMangesh ke saath India forums.. thank you..

SBS: Jungle mein mangal

Itni raat ko hum.. technically bahut clichd filmy line hain..hum Jungle mein mangal kar rahe hain

Shockingly.. co-incidence dekha hain humari gaadi ka tyre puncture ho jaata hain.. aur humey paas mein ek kutiya dikhti hain.. waha pe KUTIYA..usme hum mangal karte hain

Romance karne ke liye partner sabse pehle hona chahiye.. bahut zaruri hain..aag lagane ke liye maachis honi chahiye.. lakdi kaatne ke liye kuch hona chahiye.. ya jo aaju baaju mein hain usko jalaa do.. I think ye dono cheezein honi bahut zaruri hain.. aur kuch essential cheezein tum batana chahogi

KD: barish..

Haan barish.. barish'ye barish hain boondon ki..

Jeevika B'day SBS: Roti chameli

Rona inka middle name hain.. ye har baat ke liye rona shuru kar deti hain.. she is Jeevika crying Wadera.. haan ye roti chameli hain..

Ab sabko thodi batana hain ki main kya kar raha tha suhaag raat pe.. kaha thaa main.. bata doon.. soch le.. dum hi toh nahi hain

Kehte hain ke pedh ko agar katey aur beech mein geeney kitne rounds hotey hain to pata chalta hain ki age kya hain. .toh hum aisa karey.. check kar le..kaat beech mein se..inki umar kya hain asli..

X-mas quiz contest with the HO HO HO quizmaster: IF vid

Questionnaire follows:

Christmas kyun manaya jaata hain

Is din gifts ka kya logic hain.. why the whole thing with getting gifts

Xmas mein gifts kyun hotey hain.. why do they put a stocking.. u expect something.. whats the logic.. u r catholic u should know this..

I don't know actually I want to learn (chichora alert)

Humarey darshak india forums ke janna chahte hain .. ki aisa kyun hota hain.. kyun wo stockings lagaye'

Darshak janna chahte hain wo bahut hi inquisitive hain (pun intended?)

Thank god I thought www.christmas .com

Jee haan main bahut mehnat se leke aya hoon ye tree catholic... catholic bol raha hoon..Krystle ke liye..

Like the man of the family I'll put the star on the top.. do you know that's the tradition.. Rubbish..

I have such beautiful earings.. on a serious note.. lets decorate rite.. yeah.. yeahh

Mujhe bahut shauk tha gifts ka.. jo aaj bhi hain (Fan alert.. start shelling for gifts already.. LOL).. log stockings lagatey the.. main pillow ka cover lagata tha.. kyunki mera bada logic tha ki stocking ke saath chotey gifts milenge.. pillow cover lagaunga to bada gift milega.. I was quite greedy like that

Waise you know you should tell us considering you know and its your religion..its your tradition also.. why do you put things on a xmas tree

No u know wat sharam ani chahiye tumhe ye sab pata nahi.. main waise batana chahunga.. kyunki main inka test le raha tha.. aur ye test fail ho chuki hain.. tumhe ek baar maafi bangne chahiye wo dabbe wale room mein kya kehtay hain

Seekha apne kuch..

3 wishes.. ek mein main confuse ho jaata hoon.. 3 mein I have better option..

- mujhe ek se zyada heroine chahiye ek show mein..main chahta hoon ki meri ek show mein 10-15 khubsurat heroiney ho..

- mujhe bahut badi gaadi chahiye.. lambi wali.. chauri nahi.. lambi wali.. meri wish hain ya tumhaari..

- aur yaar ek chutti mil jaye yaar is kaam se bahut hi tang aa gaye hain.. itni mehnat karke.. trp bhi badi jaa rahi hain.. itni zyaada mehnat kar rahe hain hum..

I believe ki job hi tradition banayi jaye.. wo dil se jinka tradition hain unke hisaab se manaye.. maine dekha hain ki saarey Christian us din bahut daaru peetey hain.. aur daaru pee ke tight hotey hain ..rum cakes bahut khaatey hain.. to I think I wanna follow yer tradition to the fullest..

Even in church you get WINE SHOTS.. (W*F r wine shots.. roflll). Sorry rum shots..you don't know tht..

What is this..

A candy..

Wow..

it's a walking stick?

Its santa's walking stick..

Oh its actually a walking stick..

YEAHHH'..DUH'

Ye kah rahi hain ye candy hain.. khake dekhna beta ye..havea bite na.. chew on it.. THIS DANDY IS CANDY.. want some candy..

Superbbb' good gal..

Ji bahut hi pyaari sajaai hain.. inhone .. Mumbai ki weather condition ko mind mein rakh ke.. sajayi hain.. is tree pe bilkul snow nahi hain

Wasup xmas: Kyunki main bahut achcha pyaar nirala co-star hoon- chocolates, trees & drive

Meri jo bahut bahut bahut bahut pyaari gaadi hain.. uspe mainey zindagi mein pehli baar bahut saara saamaan rakha hain.. toh u should know u r very special for me..

Just in case Krystle gets very bored.. main apna dusra dost bhi leke aya hoon..

Sabse pehle bataao mahaan aadmi kaun hain..

Ye mainey seekhaya tha.. ye papa mummy ne seekhaya tha.. wo waali story hain duffer..

Jee haan main tumhe apna dher saara pyar dena chahunga.. dheerrr..

Unh eek cheez xmas ke baarey mein sahi aata hain.. do actually ek unhe jingle aata hain 90% .. ek aur ye tree unhoney bahut pyaar sajaai hain..

Sochne ke liye das rupaye inaam..

IF new yr's iv: Mausam ye awesome bada

Ye shaadiyon ka mausam chal raha tha.. toh humari shaadi chal rahi thi..phir Suhhar raat ka mausam aya toh humne purey ek mahiney Suhaag raat ko ghumaya hain.. ab new yrs a gaya hain toh new yrs mana rahe hain humarey show pe

40 feet ki tree ghar pe.. kitna bada ghar hain tumhara

even I have a Sushmita Sen somewhere

agar main flashback karoon to meri zindagi mein aisa kabhi hua tha.. jo mere bahut hi kaabil bhai hain..wo apni kaabiliyat dikhate rahte hain kahin na kahin.. wo manhood wale aadmi hain na..jab ye scene ayega to likha ayega this story has no resemblance to anybody dead or alive.. its absolutely fictitious

SBS: Wish upon a hug'

Don't be Santusht thoda aur wish karo

Jab bhi apni aankhein kholta hoon to tumhe dekhta hoon.. jab bhi apni ankhein band karta hoon to tumhe dekna chahta hoon (I know not his lines.. but bhavnao ko samjho.. once a chichora.. always').. Aagey ka dialogue mujhe yaad nahi'

Sharmaney ki itni acting mat karo.. mujhey ek pyari si hug dedo..

TV9 on Jeevika's bday: Paplu wants gift saala..

Inka matab ye nahi ki she was missing me.. inka matlab ye ki main laapata tha..please aadhi English hindi mat bolo

On ear-rings: Nahi nahi.. main kaha lagaunga..where will I wear it..

Gift gift.. asli maal chahiye'

SBS: Boriya, bistara and bodyguard

Boriya bistara leke hum ja rahe hain honeymoon par' tum kaha jaa rahi ho.. tum mere saath aa rahi ho. .sachchi batao.. kaha jaa rahi ho.. ehhh.. chor ke ja rahi ho akele

Tum kaha ja rahi ho waise

Honeymoon

Kiske saath

Apne pati ke saath..

Aye hayeee' khush to bahut hogi tum aaj' ehhh

IBN7: Honeymmon Travelzzz

Zyada packing ki nahi hain.. kyunki goa mein kapde kum ho jaatey hain.. main apni baat kar rah hoon.. tum kya lekar ja rahi ho.. beach mein sari pehenogi.. lehraati hui sari.. aaha

Salwaar silwaa li hain.. ye badhiya hain yaar ladki chalu hain'

Suno kisi shayar ne bhi.. kaha bahut khub.. mana karey duniya lekin mere mehboob.. aa hi jaata hain jispe dil aana hota hain.. (oh how can I NOT include the R.D. THE Burman reference its my thread.. LOL)

I need tht luck ya..

Tashan Toli

And finally' matching Tacker's tashan.. is a toli of ishmaart rascalite randomers- Kryan lovers.. who laugh, spam, make merry at the drop of a hat.. when it comes to Tacker-Dsouza camaraderie.. and Tacker's tales..

they talk tackeria..

Case in point.. don't be santusht.. thoda aur wish karo.. KCD.. etc

But' but'. but.. .. they have their own tangents.. which may or may not intercept' LOL.. Lets just say.. they wade through Tacker's BS.. and call him out.. on epic BSness.. lol

In summary sometimes

Tacker proposes.. toli disposes..coz we think... we know..

Hoton se jaaney kya kaha phir bhi dil ki baat hain dil mein..

Albeit the disposition is done' with TASHAN' Whatever we do; we do in style..

Cheers to tashan toli' through the work of a brilliant vid maker Maryum aka Marifuze' who had the motivation and tenacity to uphold each kachra concept of few rascalites.. who one vella evening.. in their perpetual bout of delirium.. dissected a 10 minute interview.. and found a perfect answer to the certified chichoraness'

Fitrat awara toh kya karey bechara..

Cheers to the certified chichoraness.. Tacker tales live on'in the lives of fellow awaaras..

Dil ki yahi khata hain.. dil ko nahi pata hain.. ki dil chahta hain kya..

Nazrein milana.. nazrein churana.. kahi pe nigahein.. kahi pe nishana..

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WOWWW is this awesomeness OR WHAT??? no actually its SUPERBBB (hi 5) hehe fabb stuff sona👏👏👏

Originally posted by: kryranrockerz

WOWWW is this awesomeness OR WHAT??? hehe fabb stuff sona

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