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They had gone for the yearly medical check up and the doctor was now explaining to them both, one at a time, the results of the test
1. Ahem
Sir, sabse pehle to hum aapki naak ke baare mein kuch kehna chahte hai.
Kuch ajeeb hi shape ho gaya hai, kafi moti hai compared to avg shpae/size and upar se thodi pichak bhi gayee hai.
Lagta hai, aap apni naak par roj kuch rakhte hai jisse woh itni ful gayee hai (gussa 😊)
Agar yahi haal raha to aapki naak aur moti ho jayegi.
Aur, aapki zuban, usme se karela ka ras mila tha, kya aapko karela bahut pasand hai ? Itna karela acha nahi hai, isse kabhi kabhi insaan ki zuban bhi kadvi ho jati, hai, aap karela khana band karke ab se roz subah shaam shakkar khaya karna, jisse apki zuban mithi ho jayegi
Aur aapke gaal, ek dam pichak gaye hai..aisa humne unhi logon mein dekha hai jo kabhi muskurate nahi hai, kya aap kabhi muskurate nahi hai? Agar aisa hi raha to aaap bahut jald budhe logon ki tarah lagne lange, pichke hue gaal, mathe par bal
Aur, aap kya majdoori karne lage hai, aapki baahein (arms) ek dam thaki hui lag rahi hai, jaise aap roz subah shaam apne kandho par koi boj le kar chalte hai. Please aisa mat kijiye, aapki sehat ke liye thik nahi hai.
have you started to do menial work, your arms look so tired, it appears that off late you have been doing some weight lifting, something like lifting heavy weights. Pl stop doing that immediately.
And finally, the doc says, sir mujhe thodi bahut jyotish vidya bhi aati hai, to main itna hi kahoonga, ki aapne apne jiwan ke 365 days to nafrat mein bita diye, ab kya next 365 days us chote se teddy bear ka intezaar karne mein lagayenge..samajhdari isi mein hai ki apni car/zindagi ki steering wheel apne haatho mein le lijiye aur full speed se use correct disha mein le jayee😉
sir, I also have a hobby of reading hte past/ present/future, and would like to say that you have spend 365 days of your year in anger, do you want to spend the next 365 waiting for that small teddy, common sense suggests that you take the steering wheel of your life in your hand and drive at full speed in the correct direction
Ab baari thi hamari gopi vahu ki - now it is Gopi's turn
Gopi-
M'am, aapke baal, woh to safed hone lage hai, aur iski wajah hai dhoop ki kami, kya aap apne baalon par wig laga kar rakhti hai, agar aisa hi raha to ek din aapko sach mein wig lagani padegi, kyonki tab tak aapke baal hi nahi bachenge
M'am, your hair have started to turn white and this is because of deficiency of sun, do you keep your hair covered in a wig, if you keep continuing with this habit, v soon, you will start to need to have a wig on as a need, because by then you would have lost all your hair.
Aur aapki aankhein, kya aap inhe namkin paani mein dhoti hai, aapki ankhon mein hame namak hi namak mila hai. Kal se aapko dhyan rakhna ki aap namak se door rahe
your eyes, it looks like you daily wash your eyes in salt water, on testing, all we found was just salt around your eyes, from tomorrw, pl ensure that you stay away from salt.
Humne dekha hai ki pichle saal ke muqable aapka wajan kafi badh gaya hai, kya aapne chalna firna band kar diya hai? Aapko hum yahi salah denge ki aap apne personal chauffer ko thode dino ke liye chutti de dijiye aur apne kaam khud kiya kijiye.
We also noticed that compared to the last year, you have put on a lot of weight, have you stopped walking around? We would advise you to give your personal chaffuer a holiday and start doing your daily chores yourself.
Aur, aapki neend bhi kafi kamjor lagti hai, aapko sapne kafi aate hai, aur woh bhi green tea ke?
We also noticed that you dont sleep soundly, you keep getting up in the middle and you get lot of dreams, and that too of green tea?
The doctor couldnt help but give some worldly advise to gopi, gopi ji aapne apni zindagi ke 20 baras kanaha ji ki bhakti mein bita diya, aur ab jab swayam kanhaji aapke samne prakat ho gaye hai, to aap kyon yashoda ji ki bhakti mein leen ho gayee hai.
And lastly, gopi ji, you have spend 20 years of your life devoted to kanhaji, and now when kanhaji is there right in front of you, you have switched your devotion to Yashoda ?
Let me know your views !
(Kuch ajeeb hi shape ho gaya hai, kafi moti hai compared to avg shpae/size and upar se thodi pichak bhi gayee hai.
sir, first of all we would like to say something about your nose, it has a weird shape, it is wuote big compared to an average nose and it has become small from the top.
Lagta hai, aap apni naak par roj kuch rakhte hai jisse woh itni ful gayee hai (gussa 😊)
Agar yahi haal raha to aapki naak aur moti ho jayegi.
it seems as if you put something on it everyday due to which it has swollen (anger)
if this continues then your nose will become more big.
Aur, aapki zuban, usme se karela ka ras mila tha, kya aapko karela bahut pasand hai ? Itna karela acha nahi hai, isse kabhi kabhi insaan ki zuban bhi kadvi ho jati, hai, aap karela khana band karke ab se roz subah shaam shakkar khaya karna, jisse apki zuban mithi ho jayegi
and your tongue has a bitter taste to it, do you like karela alot? this much karela is not good for you. because of it, a persons tongue can become bitter, stop eating karela, and start eating sugar every morning and evening , and your tongue will become sweet.
Aur aapke gaal, ek dam pichak gaye hai..aisa humne unhi logon mein dekha hai jo kabhi muskurate nahi hai, kya aap kabhi muskurate nahi hai? Agar aisa hi raha to aaap bahut jald budhe logon ki tarah lagne lange, pichke hue gaal, mathe par bal
and your cheeks have become small, it happens to those who dont smile.. do you never smile? if that is the case then you will start to look old very quickly, small cheecks and hair on the head (sorry I meant, creases on the forehead).
)
Hi All, I am sorry, I didnt put the eng version, so how do the ppl who dont speak hindi enjoy the serial- with subtitles, next time I will try to put the eng version as well. It is just that quite a few things lose the fun if put in english.
Thanks Fahima for translating it, I will translate the remaining bits again.
They had gone for the yearly medical check up and the doctor was now explaining to them both, one at a time, the results of the test
1. Ahem
Sir, sabse pehle to hum aapki naak ke baare mein kuch kehna chahte hai.
Kuch ajeeb hi shape ho gaya hai, kafi moti hai compared to avg shpae/size and upar se thodi pichak bhi gayee hai.
Lagta hai, aap apni naak par roj kuch rakhte hai jisse woh itni ful gayee hai (gussa 😊)
Agar yahi haal raha to aapki naak aur moti ho jayegi.
Aur, aapki zuban, usme se karela ka ras mila tha, kya aapko karela bahut pasand hai ? Itna karela acha nahi hai, isse kabhi kabhi insaan ki zuban bhi kadvi ho jati, hai, aap karela khana band karke ab se roz subah shaam shakkar khaya karna, jisse apki zuban mithi ho jayegi
Aur aapke gaal, ek dam pichak gaye hai..aisa humne unhi logon mein dekha hai jo kabhi muskurate nahi hai, kya aap kabhi muskurate nahi hai? Agar aisa hi raha to aaap bahut jald budhe logon ki tarah lagne lange, pichke hue gaal, mathe par bal
Aur, aap kya majdoori karne lage hai, aapki baahein (arms) ek dam thaki hui lag rahi hai, jaise aap roz subah shaam apne kandho par koi boj le kar chalte hai. Please aisa mat kijiye, aapki sehat ke liye thik nahi hai.
have you started to do menial work, your arms look so tired, it appears that off late you have been doing some weight lifting, something like lifting heavy weights. Pl stop doing that immediately.
And finally, the doc says, sir mujhe thodi bahut jyotish vidya bhi aati hai, to main itna hi kahoonga, ki aapne apne jiwan ke 365 days to nafrat mein bita diye, ab kya next 365 days us chote se teddy bear ka intezaar karne mein lagayenge..samajhdari isi mein hai ki apni car/zindagi ki steering wheel apne haatho mein le lijiye aur full speed se use correct disha mein le jayee😉
sir, I also have a hobby of reading hte past/ present/future, and would like to say that you have spend 365 days of your year in anger, do you want to spend the next 365 waiting for that small teddy, common sense suggests that you take the steering wheel of your life in your hand and drive at full speed in the correct direction
Ab baari thi hamari gopi vahu ki - now it is Gopi's turn
Gopi-
M'am, aapke baal, woh to safed hone lage hai, aur iski wajah hai dhoop ki kami, kya aap apne baalon par wig laga kar rakhti hai, agar aisa hi raha to ek din aapko sach mein wig lagani padegi, kyonki tab tak aapke baal hi nahi bachenge
M'am, your hair have started to turn white and this is because of deficiency of sun, do you keep your hair covered in a wig, if you keep continuing with this habit, v soon, you will start to need to have a wig on as a need, because by then you would have lost all your hair.
Aur aapki aankhein, kya aap inhe namkin paani mein dhoti hai, aapki ankhon mein hame namak hi namak mila hai. Kal se aapko dhyan rakhna ki aap namak se door rahe
your eyes, it looks like you daily wash your eyes in salt water, on testing, all we found was just salt around your eyes, from tomorrw, pl ensure that you stay away from salt.
Humne dekha hai ki pichle saal ke muqable aapka wajan kafi badh gaya hai, kya aapne chalna firna band kar diya hai? Aapko hum yahi salah denge ki aap apne personal chauffer ko thode dino ke liye chutti de dijiye aur apne kaam khud kiya kijiye.
We also noticed that compared to the last year, you have put on a lot of weight, have you stopped walking around? We would advise you to give your personal chaffuer a holiday and start doing your daily chores yourself.
Aur, aapki neend bhi kafi kamjor lagti hai, aapko sapne kafi aate hai, aur woh bhi green tea ke?
We also noticed that you dont sleep soundly, you keep getting up in the middle and you get lot of dreams, and that too of green tea?
The doctor couldnt help but give some worldly advise to gopi, gopi ji aapne apni zindagi ke 20 baras kanaha ji ki bhakti mein bita diya, aur ab jab swayam kanhaji aapke samne prakat ho gaye hai, to aap kyon yashoda ji ki bhakti mein leen ho gayee hai.
And lastly, gopi ji, you have spend 20 years of your life devoted to kanhaji, and now when kanhaji is there right in front of you, you have switched your devotion to Yashoda ?
Let me know your views !
(Kuch ajeeb hi shape ho gaya hai, kafi moti hai compared to avg shpae/size and upar se thodi pichak bhi gayee hai.
sir, first of all we would like to say something about your nose, it has a weird shape, it is wuote big compared to an average nose and it has become small from the top.
Lagta hai, aap apni naak par roj kuch rakhte hai jisse woh itni ful gayee hai (gussa 😊)
Agar yahi haal raha to aapki naak aur moti ho jayegi.
it seems as if you put something on it everyday due to which it has swollen (anger)
if this continues then your nose will become more big.
Aur, aapki zuban, usme se karela ka ras mila tha, kya aapko karela bahut pasand hai ? Itna karela acha nahi hai, isse kabhi kabhi insaan ki zuban bhi kadvi ho jati, hai, aap karela khana band karke ab se roz subah shaam shakkar khaya karna, jisse apki zuban mithi ho jayegi
and your tongue has a bitter taste to it, do you like karela alot? this much karela is not good for you. because of it, a persons tongue can become bitter, stop eating karela, and start eating sugar every morning and evening , and your tongue will become sweet.
Aur aapke gaal, ek dam pichak gaye hai..aisa humne unhi logon mein dekha hai jo kabhi muskurate nahi hai, kya aap kabhi muskurate nahi hai? Agar aisa hi raha to aaap bahut jald budhe logon ki tarah lagne lange, pichke hue gaal, mathe par bal
and your cheeks have become small, it happens to those who dont smile.. do you never smile? if that is the case then you will start to look old very quickly, small cheecks and hair on the head (sorry I meant, creases on the forehead).
)
Hi All, I am sorry, I didnt put the eng version, so how do the ppl who dont speak hindi enjoy the serial- with subtitles, next time I will try to put the eng version as well. It is just that quite a few things lose the fun if put in english.
Thanks Fahima for translating it, I will translate the remaining bits again.
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