Random Funny Completely Off Topic OS on ArHi
(I've posted a "Just Imagine" post on this a really long time ago)
Anjali: Arre chote, tum aa gaye.
Arnav: Of course di, aj toh aapke liye bohot khaas din hai.
Anjali is looking around for someone.
Arnav: Kisse dhoond rahi ho, shuru karo na.
Anjali: Who Khushi ji abhi ayi hi nahi.
Arnav: What? Khushi yahan pe aa ke kya karegi?
Anjali: Arre who unka koi bhai nahi hai na toh maine kaha ki who tumhe rakhi bhand sakti hai.
Arnav: WHAT THE!?!?!
Anjali: Arre tum itna overreact kyu kar rahe ho.
Arnav: Di main us ladki se rakhi nahi bhandhauga... erm' who... um... uski haisiyat nahi hai.
Anjali: Chotte, ab unki jiji humari ghar ki bahoo ban chuki hai ab hum sab ki haisiyat ek hai.
Arnav desperately did not know what to do. He was not going to get a rakhi tied by his Khushi and start calling her Khushi ben-ji or even Khushi Di?!? Aarrggg!! The thoughts almost made him puke! He was gonna have to avoid the situation then.
Arnav: Di, I have a meeting today and it won't be over till late today.
Anjali: But Akash told me that there is no meeting today.
Arnav: (in his mind: Akash ke bache I'll remember this next time you want to take Payal out for vacation) Oh really, Shayad main bhul gaya.
He ran to his room and locked himself in.
To be continued...
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