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Kools reporting from base : All going to India in PR
Yup . All , SAB LOG . Jo uth raha hai India bhag raha hai . Manav was sneaking off , Teju was sneaking off and tomorrow Sachu will go hurrying there so he can stand between ARMAN in a slate grey suit with DIVORCE PAPERS and control the emotional talk .
But first for the PRIDE and PREJUDICE story of our copycat AUSTENS .the CVS .
The Fighter hen was today criticising her boss by standing in a group IN the office with an audible voice .
Today THIS INSAAN has crossed ALL LIMITS ..she told the dumb staff who looked at her with vacant eyes , lapping up each word that fell from her mouth . He has to learn a lesson .
Saint Archana watched all this uneasily . She wished dear Purvi would NOT talk this way about Prince Arjun . Ever since she had understood that Prince Arjun was the son of rich DK and friend Ashna who had not minded a bit when her husband had been sued by her ...she had vowed to take the dear boy under her holy wing and redeem him .
Dear Ashna ! she thought lovingly . So loyal ! Always kept good relations with me . Didn't mind a bit when I sued her husband's company . All I had to do was give her a dish of Kande Pohe and she wud understand in a jiffy . Such ladies are so RARE nowdays in this world ! I OWE it to her to take her boy under my wing and show him the PATH .
You are doing GALAT she told Purvi . Criticising your boss thus in his OWN company ! Dear Purvi you are going too far ! And all he has done is introduce a software which is for OUR BHALAAI . You guys all go and sit at your desktops on your rotating chairs to do GOL GOL . Cmon , shoo!
The dumb staff ran away , glad to do GOL GOL and WHEEE . They really did not wanna fight the Prince and were happy to leave the whole responsibility on Purvi's strong young shoulders . They were busy practicing for their lunch hour GOL GOL competition to be held next week . Its so good the MOTHER DAUGHTER DUO r running the office , they thought . Job is intact , PHOKAT salaries and such unlimited GOL GOL FUN . The Prince ain't that bad and Purvi is a heroine and her mom is a veritable SAINT , our LIFE is MADE , they thought .
I know the MOTIVES of THIS INSAAN ...Purvi told Saint Archana shrilly . Knowing that they never will be able to do it , he has asked them to learn the software in just SEVEN DAYS . He has purposefully put a difficult task in front of them ...a task they will NEVER be able to accomplish . So he can use that excuse to TERMINATE them .
My dear Purvi ...said the Saint , shocked , Are you implying the staff is DUMB ? How can you say with such CONFIDENCE that they can NEVER master the software ? Have not I taught you NEVER to acknowledge that people are DUMB ? It DEMOTIVATES them ! They have to be ENCOURAGED by giving them hope upon hope ...at times , FALSE HOPE , that they have BRAINS like EINSTEIN ! The poor dears deserve kindness . Learn to be KIND Purvi .
Purvi stared back unrepentantly .
Besides the dear boy is not that bad at all ...went on the Saint dreamily , thinking of KANDE POHE MOMENTS spent with ASHNA . I'm SURE he has some good in him . We must NEVER lose hope in mankind . Theres some good in ALL . He must be having EXCELLENT parents who must have given him EXCELLENT SANSKAARS just as My mother gave them to me . Especially his MOTHER . He is the BETA of his MOTHER .I'm sure the lady was NOBLE , absolutely NOBLE to the core . I'm sure she NEVER counter SUED ANYONE even for DEFAMATION . A most NOBLE lady she must have been . So give the dear boy some RESPECT from now on . For MY sake , my dear child .
The Fighter Hen stared uncomprehendingly as she did not understand where the SANSKAARS came in all of a sudden , but she had been trained never to question the mysterious ways of the Saint ...so she kept quiet till she walked away and then hissed
RESPECT ? BAH ! Does he even DESERVE any RESPECT ?
The Prince meanwhile tried to assert himself weakly by ordering the Fighter Hen not to chit chat during OFFICE HOURS . He was trying to regain some of his DIGNITY back as he felt NANGA nowdays . He then called her to a meeting he had with fianciers to explain his next project .
Fuming that she HAD to call him SIR ...a task that she simply DETESTED as she believed that he needed to be called AIE ! with a snap of her fingers , Purvi went to the meeting .
Why have you targeted Ladies in their mid thirties as potential customers for this project ?asked a dumb financier as he was bored and wanted his lunch . He wanted to ask SOME question and get it over with .
While the Prince stared , non plussed , at this inpromptu question , Purvi poked her nose in the conversation WITHOUT permission and said
Coz LADIES RULE ! Sure , the men earn the bucks and 60% of the ladies DO NOT contribute FINANCIALLY to the house in India but who CONTROL the finances? The LADIES ! Who control the MEN in the bedrooms at night ? The LADIES ! The men LOOK at the flats but who make the DECISIONS ? The LADIES ! The MOMENT they give their OKAY signal , men fish out their cheque books and write the down payment amount ! And SO we r targetting 30 plus ladies ! Women RULE and men DROOL ! Jai Women !
The financiers felt very emasculated and looked uneasily at Prince Arjun who felt maha irritated with Purvi for taking over even HERE .
Gave them such a wonderful reply but I was not even APPRECIATED , sulked Purvi .
The emasculated financiers then ran home , thanking god that the meeting was for only one hour . If it had extended for ONE more hour , they would have perhaps considered cross dressing .
Some interesting points and MY comments Combined :
1] Vaishali told Archana that it was MANAV's fault that he had not phoned her even ONCE in 18 years . Its really funny , her seeing MANAV's fault everywhere ...she did NOT , for instance , see Archana's fault in sending her back to that bigamist who later BEAT her , GAGGED her and sent GUNDAS after her on the ROADS . We do NOT see Vaishali EVER telling Archana about her faults .
2] Vaishali then remarked that 18 years is a long period and Archana was foolish to expect that Manav had not changed . Now guys , the question here is WHY would Archana expect the inherently good Manav to change when Vaishali herself had placed implicit faith in BIGAMIST DHARMESH's GOODNESS and gone BACK to him ? Same Karanjkar genes na ? In BOTH sisters ?
3] Teju and Manav were going via SAME PLANE to India . And Teju conned Savita by showing her a ticket to LONDON that she had booked as an extra precaution . Guys the NAME on the ticket was TEJU DESHMUKH . The idiotic nonsense of the CVS continues ...is not Teju's name TEJASWINI ?
4] Theres a project in Arjun's office called CLASSIC DREAMS
5]Savita has fainted and Sachu has called Manav back from airport .
Sachu 's character needs development as he will be very very interesting in PR . He can be shown as AGAINST Archana while Archana continues to love him , a protective brother , and also someone who sets Purvi's ego straight by marrying her instead of Arjun .
Sachu can also be the one who gives Sulochana good if she badmouths Manav .
So CVS ...please develop Sachu .
Kools signing off for the day . CIAO guys , Enjoy .
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