EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY: CHANDRAGUPT VS DHANA!!

D: My name is Dhana

Mera naam mein hain money

I love sexy gals

& Madira, sweet honey!

Aaja o chhamak chhalo

Zaara dance tu dikha

Taal deta hu main

Chal Tirkit Dha!

Tu hain Chandragupt

Tera surname Maurya

Baja dunga tera baara

Khatam tera mania.

Chal ja kar let ja

Chanakya ke god mein

Magadh ke raja ban lena

Aapne hi swapno mein!!

Cgm: Abey chal bewde!

Saale Dhana Nand,

Tere se achha hilta tha

(late)Mr. Dev Anand.

Mere saath mat lena

zyaada tu panga,

Nahin to ek jhhapar se

Tu pohuch jayega Ganga!

Tu hain us khet ki muli,

jahan hote nahin hain saag.

Tu hain woh saabun,

Jiska hota nahin jhaag!

D: Aare oh bewakoof!

Bandh kar aapna dhun,

Maar khayega itna,

tera atma payega na sukun!

Zyaada charbi mat dikha,

oye bhiga billi;

Kaan ke niche dunga aisa

Bulb jalegi bina bijli!!

Cgm: Chal chup kar Dhanu,

Sorry Sasurji!

Tu hain baasi puri,

Jisme hota nahin hain ghee!

History ke pages dekh,

Hain kahan tu?

Jahan bhi dekhu book mein,

Main, Chandragupt, hoon!

Soch ke dekh, kiya kya tha tune?

Tera naam aata hain isliye,

Teri beti se pyaar kiya maine!

Ab zyaada mat bak,

Padhega aisa jhaapar,

Tera role karne se sharmayega,

woh Sooraj Thapar!!!

Itihas mein hain ek naam

sirf Chandragupt,

Mere saath haath na milane

Ke liye ab bhugat!!!

D: Aare gussa kyun hota hain?

Tu to hain mera daamad,

Ab gussa thuk de.

Sun le mera fariyaad!

Kuchh setting kar na,

Mera naam ko kar jaanbaaz!

Yeh sirf tera mera beech rahega

Hoga ek bada raaz!

Cgm: Aare oh akal ke dushman!

Din mein dekhe khwaab.

Ya subah subah pee gaya,

poora batli shaarab!

Tere jaisa bohut aaye,

karne aisa setting!

But history only says,

I am the only KING!!!!

So who wins Radhikey???? 😆😆

Dhana loses!!!

Chandragupt wins!!! ⭐️👏👏