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"They're MINE! I don't want to live a lie forever."
Karan Johar finally comes clean as the biological father of Sushmita Sen's adopted girls!
"I couldn't keep my hands off of her but Sush resented my carefully hidden sexual addiction to all of my actresses" Karan admits in a teary eyed confession, "We agreed to set up the whole fake adoption ruse after reading a book about Loretta Young's love child with Clark Gable back in the '30s.
Aishwarya was willing to get an abortion but Sush just refused."
LOVE MACHINE---
When questioned by our reporters Sushmita admitted that Johar was a terror to all of the women on the sets. "He was a real love machine. No woman was safe and I think there have been at least 7 abortions among starlets that are directly traceable to Karan's lecherous nature. Remember Gauri Khan's "stomach trouble" of a few years back...?"
Sushmita cocked a knowing eyebrow.
"Not that Shahrukh cared, but still..." She trailed off.
"Karan is just a tomcat & an all around stud. He's had to shut down the sets at least twice because of crabs and various STDs that were passed around by the escort girls he always has on his shoots.
Next week we'll provide the secret sex tape that shows Big B and Rishi Kapoor in hot man on man love action!
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