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IT WAS A VERY MOMENTOUS DAY IN TV NAGAR. THAT TOO FOR THE CHANNEL LALLANTOP TV! AND MORE SO FOR THE MAKERS OF TVPUR KI AWAAZ ...KRISHNA!! THEY WERE ON TOP OF THE WORLD HAVING COMPLETED 500 EPISODES.
THEY HAD PLANNED ON A SPECTACULAR BASH AND OF COURSE THE CREATORS OF THE SHOW KNEW BHOLA BHALA BABA WOULD BE SPECTACULARLY BASHED BY THE OMNIPRESENT BBC- BABA BAITERS' CLUB. SO HE HAD BEEN CAUTIONED NOT TO RAISE A FINGER, NOT TO TOUCH HIS HAIR AND CERTAINLY NOT MOVE HIS LEGS, LET ALONE SHAKE IT!! SO EVERYTHING WAS GOING LALLANTOP AS PER THE CVS' DICTATS.
OUR SUBJECT OF THE DAY MR. KP (SHORT FOR KOMAL PRIYA) TOO WAS AN INVITEE TO THE PARTY AND HE HAD COME THERE WITH STARS IN HIS EYES TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIS DREAM GIRL, KOMALIYA, UNDOUBTEDLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE ON TVNAGAR. SO HE HAD SUCCEEDED IN OBTAINING AN INVITE TO THE BASH AND HERE HE WAS, LOOKING DAPPER, HAIR NEATLY TRIMMED AND CLEAN SHAVEN.
THE FIRST THING THAT STRUCK HIM AS SOON AS HE ENTERED THE HALL, WAS THE AMOUNT OF HAIR ALL THOSE (NO..NO..NOT THE LADIES) GUYS WORE! ONE HAD WAVY SHOULDER LENGTH HAIR WHICH FLEW IN ALL DIRECTIONS AS HE DANCED! THEN ANOTHER HAD HAIR CREEPING OVER HIS COLLAR, WHICH IF TIED WITH A RIBBON WOULD MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A BOUNCER IN BABA'S CLUB; IF HE EVER THOUGHT OF OPENING ONE! AND THE VARIETY OF BEARDS AND UNSHAVEN CHINS THERE, OH MAY BE THIS WAS WHAT THEY CALLED A (BAD) HAIR DAY. AT FIRST HE PANICKED THINKING HE HAD GATE CRASHED INTO A WRONG BASH. THEN HE LET OUT A SIGH OF RELIEF AS HE CAUGHT SIGHT OF BABA, THE CYNOSURE OF ALL THE FEMALE FANS, STANDING THERE LIKE A STATUE (WHAT HE DID NOT KNOW WAS BABA HAD BEEN INSTRUCTED TO DO SO BY THE CVS TO FLUMMOX THE BBC WHO HAD ALL THEIR SENSES TRAINED ON HIM TO BASH HIM FOR ANY FAUX PAS).
BUT THEN HE REMEMBERED, THESE WERE THE THAKUR CLAN, THE HAIR MEN...SORRY... THE HE MEN OF LALLANTOP TV AND HERE HE WAS, LOOKING LIKE A GAUCHE TEENAGER, WHO HAD HAD HIS FIRST SHAVE. MR. KP WANTED TO FIND HIMSELF A BURROW. BUT THEN HE REMEMBERED ALL THOSE HAIRY ANIMALS IN THE BURROWS AND HOPED THE THAKURS WERE A BETTER COMPANY!
SO HE LOOKED AROUND TO HAVE A GLIMPSE OF HIS DIL KI RAANI, KOMAL, ALL THE WHILE THINKING ABOUT HER.
HE AND HIS FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS SWORE BY THE NERDY GUYS ON THE BIG BANG THEORY, COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS NEW FOUND FONDNESS FOR THIS BAD MOUTHING THAKUR GIRL OF LALLANTOP TV. SO WITHOUT BREAKING THEIR HEADS OVER THE WHYS AND HOWS, THEY HAD FORMED A FAN CLUB CALLED K K-L K SHORT FOR KOOL KOMALIYA-LUBBERS KLAN! IT WAS NOT JUST HE , BUT HIS FRIENDS, COUSINS AND FAMILY TOO WERE OVERTLY FOND OF THAT PUTTER PUTTER KARNE WAALI KOMALIYA. HOW THEY LOVED TO WATCH HER PERFECT CHEEKBONES TAPERING TO A PERFECTLY POINTED DELECTABLE CHIN. WOW, SHE WAS A BEAUTY ALRIGHT!
THE WAY SHE SPEWED OUT ALL THOSE GAALIS AND SAALIS WAS SO LALLANTOP! HE LOVED IT WHEN SHE GAVE ALL THOSE GAALIS TO BABA'S SAALI . THE SAALI CAME TOO AFTEN BTWN HIM AND HIS DKR(DIL KI RANI) KOMAL, FOR SHE WAS ALWAYS THERE IN ALL THE SCENES. SO TODAY HE HAD COME TO HAVE A SOLO DARSHAN OF HIS KOMAL AND THAT SAALI OF BABA COULD GO TEL LENE!
HE COULD RECOLLECT ALL THE SCENES WHERE SHE POPPED LIKE POPCORNS ...EWEW.. NO..( HE HATED POPCORNS FOR IT ALWAYS PLAYED HAVOC WITH HIS AURA AND HIS FRIENDS WOULD BE MAKING ALL THOSE ASININE JOKES ABOUT HIS SENSE 😉...NO..NO.. HIS SCENTS OF HUMOR... AS THEY CRUDELY PUT IT🤢) ...NO WAIT A MINUTE...YES...SHE SIZZLED AND SPLUTTERED LIKE MUSTARD, THAT MOST CHERISHED GARNISHING IN INDIAN SPICY CUISINE! HIS DKR, THIS KID SISTER OF HUMRA BABA, WAS THE HOT, SPICY AND SPLUTTERING GARNISHING IN TV PUR KI AWAAZ KRISHNA AND TODAY HE WAS HERE TO WATCH AND TALK TO HER TO HIS HEART'S CONTENT...
TO BE CONTINUED...
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