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hasini009

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Posted: 14 years ago

my New Year's resolutions for 2012:

i will give up spicy food completely.

i will not buy OTC medicines for headaches.

and i promise to make the same resolutions every New Year😆

my suggestions of New Year's resolutions for BollyWood :

Kareena ji! please ask your relatives/wanna be's to stop promoting their movies via your wedding news

Katrina ji! you better stick to Sheila ki jawani and chikni chameli type roles.

Deepika ji! give some rest to boys and concentrate on your dressing and acting.

PC ji! dont play the 'Woh' character in real life.

Anushka ji! eat more, work less.

Sonam ji! please carry a Duct tape always with you.

Salman ji! please dont watch any south Indian movies for sometime.

SRK ji! quit making the resolutions on ' quit smoking'

Ranbir ji! come out of obsession with long legged girls.

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Posted: 14 years ago

Asin-ji: Please, leave KRK's condo! 😆

Leone-ji: Please, ink yourself; cause, Bhai likes his ha(rem)lwa denizens tattooed.

Pompy-ji: Get some tips from Jaggu-dada.

Sophiya Hayat-ji: Buy some rang-ka-dabba for next year's body-art-birthday!

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hasini009

@hasini009

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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: bamboocopter
Asin-ji: Please, leave KRK's condo! 😆

Leone-ji: Please, ink yourself; cause, Bhai likes his ha(rem)lwa denizens tattooed.

Pompy-ji: Get some tips from Jaggu-dada.

Sophiya Hayat-ji: Buy some rang-ka-dabba for next year's body-art-birthday!

i know about chah-chahaana pyar between Asin and KRK. but whats with KRK's condo?

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hasini ji! read lots of bollywood magazines to know about Leone ji, Pompy ji and Sophiya hayat ji and their works😆

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Originally posted by: hasini009

i know about chah-chahaana pyar between Asin and KRK. but whats with KRK's condo?
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hasini ji! read lots of bollywood magazines to know about Leone ji, Pompy ji and Sophiya hayat ji and their works😆

I guess, you know what condo is. Chalo, let me explain... Condo is a short form of condominium which means -- 1. A building or complex of buildings containing a number of individually owned apartments or houses.
2. Each of the individual apartments or houses in such a building or complex.

Boley to.. 1. Apartment complex. 2. Apartment

As KRK daily tweets "Kisses to Asin's ahem! ahem!" before logging out. We can surmise, there lives an Asin inside his apartment. 😉😆

About: Leone, Pompy, Hayat, & their ilk: You don't need to read mags, Huss! Just read the articles posted on BW Forum 😛😆