The DMG forum pledge

I solemnly swear that I will always fight or instigate fights; always try to maintain a warzone and to never strive for peace. I declare with my heart, soul and mind to hate, be disrespectful and to never understand anyones perspective. I will always be rude, uncompassionate and unforgiving.

I will be loyal to the traditions of DMG forum and will keep them alive for the future generations. I will investigate my unlimited time and effort to do so.