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Why r u so cool,
Yes sir yes sir,
B'coz I rule.
One fool is snake-rani,
The other one afghani,
And the remaining chamchis,
who love all my preaching.!
Poo Poo mishra,
Why r u so hot,
Yes sir, Yes sir,
B'coz my brain is all knot.
One tries to bully me,
The other one instigate.
And the remaining chamchis,
Just follow their spiritual mantra.!
Shrads Shrads baby,
Why r u so calm?
Yes sir, yes sir,
B'coz I am very badnaam.
One tries to preach me,
The other says to vote,
And the remaining inmates ,
r always on their own.!
Shak-Nandu baba,
Why do u rejoice?
Yes sir, yes sir,
B'coz there r many fights.
But one is always neutral,
And always by my side.
With whom I discuss voting,
Till BB says Good-Bye..!
Afghani snow-white gudiya,
Why do u cry?
Yes sir, yes sir,
B'coz my tear glands keep leaking,
When it's time to say good-bye.
For gulabo though,
It was tough to cry,
But I tried my best,
To bring CAM on my side.!
Shonali Shonali,
Why do u laugh?
Yes sir, yes sir,
B'coz my mind is mostly off.
Sometimes when I start laughing,
My nerves get more charged,
The echo keeps following,
Till The nerves of others get hot.!
Chui-mui Juhi,
What do u hide?
Yes sir, yes sir,
I hide the dahi behind,
Thankx to my guru,
Who does my bheja fry,
And to digest her bhakwaas,
I need some dahi stock besides.!
Mandeep Mandeep Bevli,
What do u fear?
Yes sir, Yes sir,
When the chidiyas at sight
And also when the potty is not right.
Now that I am the captain,
all I fear now ,
Is the next nomination,
When my term comes to a halt.!
Thaali bhajaving Laxman,
Why r u so loud?
Yes sir, Yes sir,
My claps r very WOW!
I clap to scare others,
And make my community proud.
I show the CAM my nakhras,
My views and my andaaz,
Now u will know me as Laxman bindaas.!