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Husband is on Rent in Kaliyuga...

Originally posted by: set_raj

Husband is on Rent in Kaliyuga...The latest Breaking news on our CB Adharma Channel...

Our correspondent Jhoothalaal reports:-

Yesterday we came to know in Mathura a married woman named Radhika gave her poor husband Dev for rent to her Barkha...to save the honour of RP's Satynaasi family, who are known for their Adharmic activities, be it Hari, Rohan, Virat or Senior RP himself...Hari married twice, Rohan runs after every good looking girl, Virat keeps swindling the trust accounts and eyeing for RP seat...Sr.RP was a chronic Adharmi...the only sensible person in their family was Dev..but last night he also joined with lusty and greedy family members by taking the advtange of RP post, he announced that Barkha is his wife and during havan and oath taking, he was seen holding the hand of Radhika..and his only one Patented sentence..''Radhika meri Patni hai aur uska saath kabhi nahi chodoonga, Main apna pati dharma nibhaoonga'' sun sun ke kaan pak gaye hain...looks like he doesnt have anything else to say...

Radhika known as a ardent religious person, did the biggest Adharma cos she always feel that she is always right..tricked and forced her Best friend Bak Bak Kumari by giving her husband and he was standing as a Lalloo Kumar gladly agreed to go with Barkha and the hilarious joke was when he said, ''Main apni Patni ke Dharma mein uska saath dene to everyready hoon...yehi mera pati dharma hai''

Biggest Shame was Dostana2 kind of act shown, Radhika filling the maang of Barkha and Dev the Dumb kept watching the live telecast of the love of two best friends...Haay Raam...

I read Angie's reply in one of the posts about bhelpuri Relationship of Dev, Radhika, Barkha and Rohan and later Mohini and Virat joining as Radhika got married with Barkha...Rohan being an elder brother running after his younger sister in law...Dev running after Radhika chanting meri patni, mera dharma, main pati hoon...and Radhika running after Barkha saying..''Barkha tumne meri life ki waat laga di, aur maine iska badla le liya hai..tum abh meri biwi ho, kyunki maine tumhari Manng bhari hai...poor Aatma Barkha running seeing this Madcap family..Bhagam bhaag going on...Ashanti pushes her dimwit Chandalika in the pool of this madcap family..and she is running after Virat and Rohan and sometimes Dev...😈🤪

Now imagine if this relationship blossoms..?..I remember one very funny joke on this situation...Read carefully and try to Solve this mystery if it happens here in RP's family..the Family of Adharmis, Lustful, Greedy and Incest...if they are scared of so called Samaj or society is right, cos their Conscious is sleeping...

its just like this...read it 😊 😊 😊

Two men an Indian and an American, met at a bus stop and started a conversation.

The Indian kept complaining of family problems. Finally the American said:

"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married and I got myself a step-daughter.

Later, my father married my step-daughter. That made my step daughter my step-mother. And my father became my step-son. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.

Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my Wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my step-mother, is also his grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father's wife.

I am my step-mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!!!!!!!

And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS???? 😉😛😆

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Originally posted by: why6

Raj, your joke is hilarious. I have to make a flow chart to make some sense of these relationships. Same goes for CB2. Rohan and Radhika's fake wedding is next. Then it would be my bhabhi is my fake wife and Dev would be saying this his wife is also his fake bhabhi. They can have two muhdikai's now. Rohan with Radhika and Dev with Barkha. I am telling you that only Barkha marrying Rohan in a ghungat remains. The world will think that Radhika has married Rohan again whereas it would be Barkha as Radhika would bring her in ghungat. The difference would be that only Rohan wouldn't know about it (unlike Dev last time). So he will marry Barkha thinking that he married Radhika.

Then on SR, they can copy a scene from CB1 for Rohan's reaction. He will close the door and imagine in his dream that it is coy Radhika waiting for him. Then when he lifts the ghungat, he realizes that it is Barkha. He would still reject her by stating that he married Radhika in his mind and so she is his true wife. He loves her and so what if this love and imaginary wedding is one sided. This type of one-sided love and imaginary marriage always wins. Barkha wouldn't have objection at this point too because she has now fallen for Dev. She only married Rohan because Radhika deceived her by stating that she is getting married to Dev. She couldn't figure out that it wasn't Dev under the sehra. So she too rejects Rohan by stating that she married Dev in her mind and so he is her husband.

Then the psycho couple schemes where Barkha goes after Dev (wearing red nightgown and so on to seduce Dev) and Rohan goes after Radhika (wearing red kurta and trying to woo Radhika). Only Virat and BB who want now desperately Dev and Radhika to be together because that way, the mahants would reject Dev as RP, would now thwart Barkha and Rohan's plans. Dev and Radhika by now would be over the dharam nonsense and have started hating Dada, Dai and Padma. So they would reveal the truth. Virat/BB would be happy thinking that Dev would lose his RP title. But they would be again devastated to know that Mahants have no objection to this because all of this acts of Dev and Radhika fits their version of dharam. They would declare that Dev and Radhika are great people who did sacrifices to maintain dharam. Hence they can have a happy ending for couple of days until Rohan and Barkha start scheming again.

Originally posted by: sigrid

🤣😆🤣 Thanks RBG for the joke and trying to help all of us...with what Zee and Cvs have done..making mockery of Hinduism and God.😡 Is there any justice for what they have done? How can they do it?

Originally posted by: set_raj

Husband is on Rent in Kaliyuga...The latest Breaking news on our CB Adharma Channel...

Our correspondent Jhoothalaal reports:-

Yesterday we came to know in Mathura a married woman named Radhika gave her poor husband Dev for rent to her Barkha...to save the honour of RP's Satynaasi family, who are known for their Adharmic activities, be it Hari, Rohan, Virat or Senior RP himself...Hari married twice, Rohan runs after every good looking girl, Virat keeps swindling the trust accounts and eyeing for RP seat...Sr.RP was a chronic Adharmi...the only sensible person in their family was Dev..but last night he also joined with lusty and greedy family members by taking the advtange of RP post, he announced that Barkha is his wife and during havan and oath taking, he was seen holding the hand of Radhika..and his only one Patented sentence..''Radhika meri Patni hai aur uska saath kabhi nahi chodoonga, Main apna pati dharma nibhaoonga'' sun sun ke kaan pak gaye hain...looks like he doesnt have anything else to say...

Radhika known as a ardent religious person, did the biggest Adharma cos she always feel that she is always right..tricked and forced her Best friend Bak Bak Kumari by giving her husband and he was standing as a Lalloo Kumar gladly agreed to go with Barkha and the hilarious joke was when he said, ''Main apni Patni ke Dharma mein uska saath dene to everyready hoon...yehi mera pati dharma hai''

Biggest Shame was Dostana2 kind of act shown, Radhika filling the maang of Barkha and Dev the Dumb kept watching the live telecast of the love of two best friends...Haay Raam...

I read Angie's reply in one of the posts about bhelpuri Relationship of Dev, Radhika, Barkha and Rohan and later Mohini and Virat joining as Radhika got married with Barkha...Rohan being an elder brother running after his younger sister in law...Dev running after Radhika chanting meri patni, mera dharma, main pati hoon...and Radhika running after Barkha saying..''Barkha tumne meri life ki waat laga di, aur maine iska badla le liya hai..tum abh meri biwi ho, kyunki maine tumhari Manng bhari hai...poor Aatma Barkha running seeing this Madcap family..Bhagam bhaag going on...Ashanti pushes her dimwit Chandalika in the pool of this madcap family..and she is running after Virat and Rohan and sometimes Dev...😈🤪

Now imagine if this relationship blossoms..?..I remember one very funny joke on this situation...Read carefully and try to Solve this mystery if it happens here in RP's family..the Family of Adharmis, Lustful, Greedy and Incest...if they are scared of so called Samaj or society is right, cos their Conscious is sleeping...

its just like this...read it 😊 😊 😊

Two men an Indian and an American, met at a bus stop and started a conversation.

The Indian kept complaining of family problems. Finally the American said:

"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married and I got myself a step-daughter.

Later, my father married my step-daughter. That made my step daughter my step-mother. And my father became my step-son. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.

Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my Wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half brother.

This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my step-mother, is also his grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father's wife.

I am my step-mother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!!!!!!!

And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS???? 😉😛😆

Please Give your views...

your two cents..