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HEY guyz I thought the musing pics topic was really funny, so i thought I'd give it a try, sorry if its lame, this is the first time im posting something like this.
pia (to herself) =HMM...Who looks RICH here????
Bani (thinking to herself about Jigz)= mere haath mein chaabiyan tho aajane de phir dekh mein tera kya hashr karthi hoon.
Pushkars mum putting on a fake half smile thinks to herself after seeing pia in a mini skirt she says : Yeh mere betein ko kya hogaya aisi ladki pasand ki hai ousne, arre isse zyada sexy tho mein lagrahi hoon aur woh bhi poorein kapron mein.!!
This is when Pushkar decides to divorce Pia.
Pushkar's mum says (smiling):Really? if that is the case then, alright, i will personally kick her out of the House>
Pushkar says: Ok mom but why are you smiling???
His mum answers: Kyunki aajse tumhari thankwa ~(salary)~ phir se mere haath mein aajayegi.
Ekta at a award funtion, while watching ram (jai's) nomination clippings thinks to herself: Yeh ram, jai ke role mein kitna HOT lag raha hain, Bani ka role prachi ke badh le mujhe hi karleni chahiyethi.!!
Pushkar to bani :Bani, tho kya hua agar tumhari behen piya ne mujhe itna kangaal kardiya ke ab mere paas pehen ne ke liye dang ke kaapre bhi nahin baache, lekhin mere paas tumhari jaisi dost tho hai, jo meri taraf hamesha dekthi hai (meaning looks out for him).
Bani: Haan Pushkar, lekin agar piya ne tumhare bache hue kaapre bhi utharva diye tho i'm sorry mein tumhari taraf nahi dekh paoongi, Mr . walia tho mujhe maar hi dalenge.
Mohan : Mein jisse shaadi karna chahtha tha kya sirf wohi mili thi jai ko shaadi karne ke liye, Jai hamesha meri Girlz CHEEN LETHA HAIN, next time mujhe aisi dhoondi ni hogi jisse woh cheen na sake........hmmm HOW ABOUT jIGZ???
RANVEER: mein mamaji ki intense gaze practice karaha hoon, shayad koi ladki mujhe pasand karle kyunki at this rate mere paas sirf maa hi baachengi, phir ounke baadh mera kya hoga????
Ram thinking : Yeh baani dikhayi nahi dhe rahi, achaa hai varna mujhe aaj bohoth maar paregi .
I hope it was Ok and plz bear in mind that I only said these things as a joke, so plz fans dont get offended if I said anything bad about a character.
pia (to herself) =HMM...Who looks RICH here????
Bani (thinking to herself about Jigz)= mere haath mein chaabiyan tho aajane de phir dekh mein tera kya hashr karthi hoon.
Pushkars mum putting on a fake half smile thinks to herself after seeing pia in a mini skirt she says : Yeh mere betein ko kya hogaya aisi ladki pasand ki hai ousne, arre isse zyada sexy tho mein lagrahi hoon aur woh bhi poorein kapron mein.!!
This is when Pushkar decides to divorce Pia.
Pushkar's mum says (smiling):Really? if that is the case then, alright, i will personally kick her out of the House>
Pushkar says: Ok mom but why are you smiling???
His mum answers: Kyunki aajse tumhari thankwa ~(salary)~ phir se mere haath mein aajayegi.
Ekta at a award funtion, while watching ram (jai's) nomination clippings thinks to herself: Yeh ram, jai ke role mein kitna HOT lag raha hain, Bani ka role prachi ke badh le mujhe hi karleni chahiyethi.!!
Pushkar to bani :Bani, tho kya hua agar tumhari behen piya ne mujhe itna kangaal kardiya ke ab mere paas pehen ne ke liye dang ke kaapre bhi nahin baache, lekhin mere paas tumhari jaisi dost tho hai, jo meri taraf hamesha dekthi hai (meaning looks out for him).
Bani: Haan Pushkar, lekin agar piya ne tumhare bache hue kaapre bhi utharva diye tho i'm sorry mein tumhari taraf nahi dekh paoongi, Mr . walia tho mujhe maar hi dalenge.
Mohan : Mein jisse shaadi karna chahtha tha kya sirf wohi mili thi jai ko shaadi karne ke liye, Jai hamesha meri Girlz CHEEN LETHA HAIN, next time mujhe aisi dhoondi ni hogi jisse woh cheen na sake........hmmm HOW ABOUT jIGZ???
RANVEER: mein mamaji ki intense gaze practice karaha hoon, shayad koi ladki mujhe pasand karle kyunki at this rate mere paas sirf maa hi baachengi, phir ounke baadh mera kya hoga????
Ram thinking : Yeh baani dikhayi nahi dhe rahi, achaa hai varna mujhe aaj bohoth maar paregi .
I hope it was Ok and plz bear in mind that I only said these things as a joke, so plz fans dont get offended if I said anything bad about a character.
Seher Hone Ko Hai
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