Snippet 47:
*Narmada-vau and Saroj are discussing the latest chaal of a TV soap ki vamp, while Kastur and Mohan listen on. Mohan smirks and decides to tease an unsuspecting Kastur with his earlier-poor Hindi š*
Mohan: So vamp ne basically aag mein mirch daal diya š
Kastur: Ghee! š„±
Mohan: Whaa?
Kastur: It's aag mein ghee dalna, ji, not mirch
Mohan: Won't mirch mein the aag hotter? š¤ I mean seriously, I'm from the masala business, mirch makes EVERYTHING hot š
Kastur: The ghee makes the aag hotter ji. Yeh lijiye paani. And FYI, mirch and namak you apply on zakham!
Mohan: Okay let's get this straight. So it's zakhm mein mirch and aag mein paani...err, wait...that sounds wrong even to me
Kastur: š² AAG MEIN PAANI??
Mohan: No wait, zakham mein paani aur aag mein namak? š¤
Kastur: Mohanji are you talking about suffocating the fire or making it hotter? š”
Mohan: Oh, I know! Mirch mein aag aur paani mein namak š
Kastur:
Saroj *looks up*: Tum dono kya bak bak kar rahe thay? š„±
Mohan: Nothing, Momzy, uss vamp ne toh Kastur ki dimaag kharaab kardi, bechari inki kya kasoor š
Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 14 years ago