Snippet 47:
*Narmada-vau and Saroj are discussing the latest chaal of a TV soap ki vamp, while Kastur and Mohan listen on. Mohan smirks and decides to tease an unsuspecting Kastur with his earlier-poor Hindi π*
Mohan: So vamp ne basically aag mein mirch daal diya π
Kastur: Ghee! π₯±
Mohan: Whaa?
Kastur: It's aag mein ghee dalna, ji, not mirch
Mohan: Won't mirch mein the aag hotter? π€ I mean seriously, I'm from the masala business, mirch makes EVERYTHING hot π
Kastur: The ghee makes the aag hotter ji. Yeh lijiye paani. And FYI, mirch and namak you apply on zakham!
Mohan: Okay let's get this straight. So it's zakhm mein mirch and aag mein paani...err, wait...that sounds wrong even to me
Kastur: π² AAG MEIN PAANI??
Mohan: No wait, zakham mein paani aur aag mein namak? π€
Kastur: Mohanji are you talking about suffocating the fire or making it hotter? π‘
Mohan: Oh, I know! Mirch mein aag aur paani mein namak π
Kastur:
Saroj *looks up*: Tum dono kya bak bak kar rahe thay? π₯±
Mohan: Nothing, Momzy, uss vamp ne toh Kastur ki dimaag kharaab kardi, bechari inki kya kasoor π
Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 14 years ago