FunnyFF:*AbhIya-Shaadi Ke Baad*updated-part28pg.68 - Page 32

Originally posted by: LuvAbhiyaarjuhi

metz sat on jay!! 😆 Poor jay he fainted .. 🤢
Metz-jay ki shaadi ..along with abhay & sid even jay will suffer
Funny update enjoyed it .. 😊

PART-20

AbhIya controlled themselves after hearing that jay n metz r going 2 marry. But abhiya r unable 2 understand the reason that why metz n jay r getting married n when they met?

So, abhay asks metz-

A: Ummm, metz, actually i want 2 ask u that where u met this jay?

M: I met him in the jungle when i was heartbroken. Jay consoled me n i felt that i can spent my whole life with him.

A: but why jay was in the jungle?

M: Are, jay misunderstood me as pia n came rushing n hug me tightly..

A: Kya???? mujhe toh pehle se hi pata tha iss aadmi pia ka picha kabhi nahi chodega. Aur sirf pia ko pakadne ka mauka dhoondta rehta hai...

P: come on abhay. aab phirse tum shuru mat ho jao. Mujhe metz se akele mein baat karni hai.

Abahy n jay together: nahin... Tum kya metz ka katal karne wali ho????

Piya makes a saddy face n she is near 2 cry . She tells...

P: Kya main tum logon ko khuni dikhti hun? tum log mujhe itna bura samajh te ho??

A & J: No, no. carry on. Metz u can go with pia. Par sambhalke.

Pia n metz leave the place n they stand at a little distance from abhay n jay. pia n metz start talking. who knows what they were talking about??

When pia n metz were busy in their convo, abhay starts talking with jay. He asks...

A: Mujhe to darr lag raha hain . pata nahin pia aur metz kya batein kar rahi hogi!! Aur jab do khatarnak dimag ek sath ho toh to sare vayanak ideas nikal rahe honge.

Jay ( in a scared face): What do u mean by do khatarnak dimag? Pia ka dimag khatarnak hai yeh to mujhe pata hai par metz!!! She seems so innocent. Plz don't say bad abt her.

A(laughing) : Are baapre, do din hua nahin tum dono ka introduction hua hai aur tum metz bare mein itne sare galat fehmein pal rakein ho!!! Metz n innocent!!!!

Abhay starts again laughing.

J: Just shut up. Tell me the truth...

A: ok, ok. Tum metz ko bas kuch dino se jante ho aur main metz ko 200 years se janta hun. Yeh ladki ka dimag nahi , atom bomb hai. Agar woh chahe toh hum sabko 1sec mein uda dalegi...

J( very scared): Oh no!! Pehle kyun nahi bola?? Aab kya hoga?? Do dino mein mera shaadi hain. aab main kya karun??

A(laughing): tumne mujhe pucha hi kab tha metz ke barein mein?? dekha nahi bas nikal pade shaadi karne . Are baba, agar itne din tum bina shaadi ke reh sakte ho, toh thoda aur wait kar lete.

J: magar aab kya hoga??

A: actually kuch nahin. Shaadi karne ja rahe ho , kar lo. Asli baat yeh hai ke shaadi dilli ka laddu hota hai, jo khata hai woh bhi paschata hai aur jo nahi khata hai woh bhi paschata hai. Aur mujhe lagta hai ke na khake paschtane se khake paschatap karna better hai. Warna pura zindagi afsos rah jayega.

J: are u sure?

A: of coure. Come on dude, itni hot vampy wife mil raha hai , accept kar le n chill .agar metz kuch gadbad karti hai toh tu metz ko handle kar lena. Tere liye ek ladki ko handle karna kaun si badi baat hai. Come on, Be a man...( Abhay laughs in his mind. He is thinking .. aab to jay ka nikal pada. Ladki ko handle kia ja sakta hai par biwi ko nahi. Aab toh sirf metz hi jay ko handle karegi )

n poor jay is totally confused. His brain is not working properly. Actually he never thought abt marriage seriously. But after hearing abhay's lecture he has become more nervous n he is sweating.

Abhay notices that but does not say anything. He tells in his mind... Jab main same situation pe tha tab kya koi aaya tha mera madat karne?? Koi nahi. Toh main kyun iska help karun. sab mere time pe maza loot rahe the. Aab mere time hain aapne akhon ke samne ek aacha khasa jeebit insaan ko mreet insaan banne dekhna woh bhi bina bite ke. LOL.

Suddenly abhay notices that it is very late but till now pia n metz r talking n moreover they r giggling . Abhay becomes surprised n shows this scene to jay. n jay also becomes surprised.

A: Mujhe thoda un dono ke paas se ghumke aana chahiya. Pata nahi kya kya bol rahi hogi ek dusre ko.

Abhay goes near pia n metz n hides himself after a wall. After sometime he returns.

J: What's going on there?

A: Nothing serious. Faltu bak rahi hai dono.

J: Oh i m feeling relaxed.

A(Makes a naughty face): By the way jay, tell me the truth ...what were u doing under metz's gown, haan,haan??

J(Blushes): are kuch nahi . Maine kuch nahi dekha.

A: I know, i know. Tumne kuch nahi dekha. Kyunki metz gown ke niche pajama jo pehen ti hain.

J(Shocked): Tumhe kaise pata?

A: Are , daron mat. abhi abhi toh main pia n metz ki convo sun ke aya. wahan pia metz ko keh rahi thi ke chalo hum aaj raat pajama party karte hai . toh metz ne reply kia ke raat ki kya zaroorat , main pajama pehen ke aayi hun , toh hum abhi party kar sakte hain.

jay feels that he is going 2 faint. He can't believe his ears that how can a girl b so much dumb!!!! N this girl is going 2 b his wife!!!! He has 2 spent his whole life with her!!!!

Meanwhile, metz n pia return. Pia comes near 2 abhay n tells him...

P: Abhay , my baby. Give me ur credit card. i have 2 start shopping new dresses.

A: Par tumne toh kaha tha ke aaj sirf mere liye shopping karogi.

P: Haan, par tumhare liye baad mein kar lenge na agar paisa bache to. abhi mujhe metz ke shaadi ke liye naye dress kharidni hai.

A: Kya? Metz ke shaadi ke liye tum kyun dress kharidogi? Tum kya metz ki kanyadaan karnewali ho?? If u, then i m not with u. Plz , just think abt me. How i'll feel then. Nooo.

P: Shut up, u dumbo. Are, main metz ki shaadi mein pehne ke liye aapni liye dress kharidna chahti hun.

A: Oh!!! Toh aise bolo na. Par r u sure ke tum metz n jay ka shaadi attend karogi?? I mean u won't feel bad?

P: Why shud i feel bad?Aur itne acche acche kapde aur jewellery pehnke kya koi bad feel karegi? Tumbhi akkal ka kaccha ho.

A: Hai pia, tumhe kapde aur jewellery ka alawa kya kuch aur nahi samajh mein aata?

P: aapna bak bak bandh karo n credit card do.

Pia doesn't wait 4 abhay 2 give her the credit card n she takes the credit card from abhay's pocket by herself n goes fast inside a shop.

Then metz says 2 jay...

M: darling... abhi kitni shopping baki hai!!! Mujhe aur paisa chahiye... Do... naaa.

J(makes a face) : Tum chalo. Main paisa leke aata hun.

Metz also leaves. Then jay turns 2 abhay n says politely...

J: Abhay ...my dear frnd... can u plz lend me some money???

Abhay is shocked 2 hear that. He says..

A: What r u telling? Tum toh crorepati ho!!! Tumhe paisa kyun udhar chahiye?

J: Arre, main toh Crorepati hi tha. Lekin aab iss Metz ki wajah se sirf pati reh gaya hun aur sara crore metz kha gayi.

Abhay understands his pain n tells...

A: Ok, ok. I will lend u money. Don't worry. Par yeh to bas shuruat hai. Age age dekho hota hai kya!!!!

PRECAP: Pia is shopping crazily. Abhay is unable 2 stop her. The wedding day has come.