Wicked Weekend Wassup- Gulaal Newspaper-Issue # 6

Synopsis of the Week:😉

And now..Shhh...We have Sirreee...coming with this week's b'day boy!! Saffron boy!! the wild untamed Kesuda😃
So welcome the Honourary Secretary of the Wicked Gang
Sireee with the




Character of the week


By
Sireee aka Chweetu

Character of d week: KESAR👏

Hello'guys...this week..I'm gonna analyze Kesar'u know my favorite..among all d characters.. haan..tho this week'all d happenings. Are started with kesar..confronting..dushy baba'he is irritated with d fact that everything is fine when dushy does'n nobody finds a fault in it..so..he is kinda frustrated with hiding d truth..n sits calm n quiet during pooja..n next day..confronts dushy..for taking 27 lakhs from factory..n not telling about d 5 lakhs dowry he has given to kunnu's parents..n loses temper when dushy gives him back..saying..that he has done everything for d sake of d family..that is d last straw for him..to burst out with anger..and without knowledge he reveals that he has killed vasanthbha'n then feels d grief of vasanthba'n dumb-stucked at that moment'after d confrontation of motabha n dushy..n dushy revealing d truth..about gulaal knowing d sacchai..his senses came back..n starts worrying about gulaal..n having d idea of h gulaal will b treated goes in defence of Gulaal..n remains with her..n consoles her..when she accuses herself for being responsible for d hard timings of d family..n makes an oath that he will b with her whatever may b d situation n time..n nextday..finds gulaal..n tries to cheer her up..n when everyone behaves coldly with Gulaal he comes to fed her..n confronts reva..n clears to her what ever may b d situation..he will always trust n be with Gulaal.

Haan..where can we find a guy like this'so loving n caring..n he is honest..he is straight forward..he is supportive..n he is always understanding'Gulaal is very lucky to have a guy who loves her. wholeheartedly'who can fight d world n his family for her'.we should not forget that d points raised by paanba..were once asked by kesar..but as she cleard d things..his misunderstanding. Has swept away'awww..such a loving hubby'

I think..this week gonna be super sweet with kesar standing by Gulaal..n as we all know..they will move to separate house'hope Gulaal soon finds a perfect hubby n partner for life time in kesar..

That's all for this week,

Siree

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And Chalo chalo aa gayi Neil Deewani!!!

Neili...nananan nnneilliii

With

Kya bola re!!

Dialogue of the Week:

by nneeil aka Nithya

This week I chose two dialogues where both Dushyant ( the murderer) and Gulaal ( the victim ) speaks about the how they dealt with those 10 dreadful years..both of them compares their inner turmoil with 'fire' which never extinguished and so eventually it had to take away everything away in its flames.

Dushyant :

us din se aajtak ek raat bhi so nahi paaya vasant

bus din raat paschataap ke aag mai jalta raha

aur hamesha jalta rahuga vasant

Dushyant utters these lines looking at Vasant's Portrait

It was a very touching scene where we were bound to feel for the man who murdered his own brother

Where we felt the genuiness of his redeemed life

Sadly, one has to pay for their deeds !!!

One wrong move is enough to demolish the world around you..

Gulaal :

Jis aag ne meri kushi ko jala ke khaak kar diya

Us aag ko hamesha ke liye apne aanchal mai chupa ke rekungi

Is darr se ki kahi vo is ghar ko bhi jala na de kesar

OMG such an emotional scene it was..where gulaal for the first time is pouring her heart out

Every time I see it 'tears fill my eyes!

Totally spellbound with manasi's performance here'shaky and trembling voice 'it was heartwrenching scene

I don't have enough words to describe that moment ..her act speaks for itself

And since we all are in no mood to joke this week..we though a simple scene journey of the moments of the week will be fine!!!

So welcome the goldie goldie!!!
Sunehri Kiran
with

By Kiran aka Kiran_Truedecent

KES-GUL moment of the week

Srushti

And Are you ready!!!!
So is the wal!!!
Go on people!!
Bang bang bang!!



The scene that made you bang your head against the wall

by ..the Vice president for Marketing
of the Wicked Gang.😛
arre!! that is meee!!

Srushti

and now hold your breaths because the next segment is

Scene which took your breath away

by again *kitni baar bow karvaoege'
it is me me 😛


Srushti


Ah Welll!! not the conventional kind of breath taking scene but Dushyant's and Kesar's mega show down...It was so damn difficult to side with one! and we all knew it was coming ...but boy the way it was put before us was mind boggling!
Dushyant's slap!! which sealed his fate..! Kesar's persuasiveness and a 10 year old pent up anger and a rightful feeling of being wronged!! Of not able to get answers on how could a murderer be living in their house, with them, earning so much respect from the man whose son he had so ruthlessly killed!
Dushyant's hurt at being questioned upon his 'Niyat' and Kesar's anger and the whole scene when Kesar shouts 'Khoon kar diya mere Vasantbha ka' ...
The boy cried for the first time after that murder secret being revealed and so did Gulaal...and so did Dushyant...
And then Motabha and his slap to Kesar and his one look towards Dushyant who was not meeting his eyes and the guy knew Kesar was telling the truth...
Owww...the speed with which it all went just took our breaths away!!!

Scene that broke your heart
by again *kitni baar bow karvaoege'
it is me me 😛

Srushti

And here comes my BMW...Bhajiyawali Moonwalker...who never chats
*drumrolls*

Artiii!!!

And after a lot of cajoling (Read: threats and murder warnings) we got her to pen a few words😡

hunks and beauties worry and fear as blah column is here and i beg u plz someone literally tell shrush to stop this column its full of torture...😕 (Editor's note: you can jump in that swimming pool of your FF's Kesuda because that is the only place I am not coming to beat you up😛)

so the blah scene of the week goes to

teen naar badi khantarnaak

karti rahi atyachaar par atyachaar

bechari gullu sahti rahi sab kuch

kyunki star plus ko hai trp se pyaar

oh no i did a shayaari again...what to do i have nothing to do in the rain.😛.. ok no more pain back to blah scene of the day..it goes to panba surufui and JK. accusing and torturing our very own gullu (ya too late now trp gimmick is of no use ) ok so panba strictly told her not to enter poojaghar and well to some extent i sypmathize with this sadhu panba turning daku panba she is given benefit of doubt..😛.. but what went wrong with surrufui the bekaar cupid.....she didnt said a word wen she came to knew gullu hide dushy's crime she didnt said a word to dushy wen she came to knew he murdered vasant but she bursted into wen she came to know that gullu is about to break deeyarvaatu...oh boy she was so desparate to see the chii night.😲...more than chaittu and kirti😳...she almost cried how could she gulaal how could she betray her she had build so many hopes ..OMG i was so suspicious😕...did she hide the secret cameras in the kesar's room to witness the chii night...frustrated i tell u🥱 mam whats the problem if ur bahurani is not interested in hanky panky whats the prob if she breaks deeyarvattu well we are convinced that we cant see chii night y cant u.😳... y u were crying so bitterly as if baby will not come sky will fall on u and wen bekaar cupid could nt get anything she brought the most convinent method normally used to blackmail gullu and kesar in the house yup "vasant factor"...she said tumne dhoka diya... vasant hoga to kya sochega...oh my stars 😕now u want vasant to think about gullu and kesu chii night and their would be child oh please give him some break😛 let him romance with his horses in the other show ...and to convince kesu and gullu for chii u need vasant again..😡.oh nahi we cant tolerate it.😡...thank god she stopped else mawaari would have been be 9-2-11 from the place hearing such accusation...and then surufui wasnt enough came modern mommy cool, besura dhol JK rock and roll...she came and accused that her poor lolly polly baby dushy is innocent he killed vassy just to gain gullu so basically he is not at fault its all gullu fault..haanji duhsy ne kuch nahi kiya and nithya is actual neil is disguise .see we agreed😛

oh common Jk mat bhulo tum us desh mein mommy janha nargis ne apne future hubby k mother india bankar shoot at village kar diya tha ...mat bhulo tum us desh mein mommy ho janha Deewar waali mommy ne multimillionaire don bete ko kick karke 500 rs waale phateechar inspector bete ko apna shopping bill diya and u instead of shooting (ok to much) kicking your son u r accusing gullu...JK dear ur lolly polly little boy has commited murder not won an oscars so instead of wasting ur time in accusing her...better go find a good lawyer if cant find one then hire shrush 😉maybe ur lolly polly sweet innocent baby will be saved ...and stop the blah

well guyz thats the blah scene of my choice and someone plz tell shursh to stop this column its bekaar bada waala blah column of the forum(Last part not to be read, it is to be edited by the editor)




And now it is the time for the newest member of the week...My dear Chudail...whom I had begged and begged to write something and finally the chudail comes ulta paanv (What...??? You did not know?? Chudails have their feet ulta pulta😛)

With

RAP of the week


By
Chaitu aka Chaitali aka bioinfo
aka my chudail😳

Herez guys I present to you the patti rap

Music''..

And someone give me the beat'''

Bhum chak bhu bhu bhu bhum chak'''.

Ya just bring the beat bring the beat back and fro'yo

Patti rap'.yo ''patti rap'..yo''.

You wanna slap'''..its patti rap'''

We are wicked so lemme just sing''..yo ''

You aint gonna like it , but lemme just think'yo

Oh I forgot bhajiyas so lemme just bring'..yo

Coz herez is a pathetic song and I am the new rap king''yo

Patii rap''patti rap''u wanna slap'''.its patti rap'..

So'''

Reva boli kesar se teri aankho pe hai patti'''.yo

Isliye gullu ke chehere se teri nazar nahi hatti'..yo

Kesar ne bola koi kare na kare vishwas'yo

Pyar karunga gullu se jab tak hai saans men saans'.yo

Reva ki vampgiri dekh kar hua yakeen'.yo

Wo hai PB ki aulaad paya usne bhootni ka gene'..yo

Pati rap''pati rap''..you wanna slap'''its patti rap''

Now''

PB aayi mandir mein to stop gulaal'.yo

Showing her zombie face '..hum hue behaal'.yo

JK bhi aayi bandhe hue dusshy ki patti'''.yo

PB ne dala ilzam gulaal par and SF hui gullu se katti'yo

Patti rap''patti rap'.you wanna slap ''..its patti rap''

Now let us see the ankhon pe patti summary of the week''

1- GULAA L ' chota vasant lane ke liya vasant ki photu hi kafi hai

2- KESAR- gulaal ke pyaar ki patti

3- Dushayant- raman bha acche insaan ban sakte hain

4- Jk- mere bacche sabse acche

5- Raman- paise ki patti

6- Pb- koi bhi patti dal do yaar , itne bhayanak expression deti hai, she should be completely pattified I mean mummified and kept in pyramid.

7- Mb- pb proof patti , I am sure he wants to wear a patti to avoid looking at this pb.

8- Reva- anti gulaal patti

9- Sf- chota vasant ayega patti

10- Yogesh- sab mere dushman hai patti

11- Sudha, gigaji, talli, kunal- hamara is show mein bahut important role hai wala patti.

12- Star plus- it is a good and successful channel

😃

Sooo plllzzz
Welcome
The Doctor with the heart of a
Poetess

Piu aka ManzilMukul

So here it is...
The poem of the week by

Piu aka Manzilmukul

God never closes doors without opening a window....

Optimism

To this dark world who will give the light

will there be anyone that bright

before the sunset asked the sun

or there will be none

will it remain dark at night

silent were the stars...at such height

from earth rose a candle

said too the sun,situation I'll handle

I'll produce the spark

and kick away the dark

So when you feel the sun in your life has gone

Don't worry ,...just lazily Yawn

To dear God you should pray

A candle will be ready to show you the way

...In difficult times don't lose hope...Bole to gullu k jivan mein suraj nahi raha to kya..apna mombatti..bole to candle Kesu hai na...andhera dur karne ko..bole to..samjh to gaye hi hoge

The Bhootni Award

The aa bail mujhe maar of the week

The chuha of the Week

Ramu🤢
I mean the guy knows when to leave the ship ...and boy is he lucky instead of his 22 lac Rs. secret, the ghost of Vasant came alive...
so the new motto is Fortune favours Rats😲😕

The Rambo of the week award

Motabha! who else!!
I mean the man knocked the saffron boy with one one punch and beat the hell out of Dushy with a stick...and Imagine he is like a 100 year old guy most of the time...wah! wah!!


THe mind boggling logic of the week Award

It is a tie actually!!
JK and PB
The most logical woman goes berserk and tells Gulaal that it was because of her that Dushyant killed Vasant,,,,Woman she saved your son for 10 years and he went on and called the police with his own mobile...😡
and PB saying that she wanted to save Vasant because of some 'ulterior' motive...weren't you watching with your mouth (albeit before plastic surgery mouth) wide open as Gulaal had gone 'past' Dushyant and told Kesar to put his foot in mojris..or did the doctor extract your brains along with your skin😡

The expression of the week award

I still have not got answer as to what was this??


This is the expression you have when you hear your son was murdered or that you just see your son has become a ghost and is going to beat you with a big stick for torturing his beloved Gulaal😡

The Rang badalti Odhani award

The most awaited event for the next week

Special award of the week


It has to be Dushyant na!!

The guy is a murderer, a molestor and a kidnapper.
But still when he went, our hearts went out for him.
He is truly one example of how love for a good woman changes someone.!
Gulaal's love, not for him but for a man who was dead and his dream and his family, and her ability to do anything for them, just humbled him, tamed him and reformed him.
And the way he took Motabha's beating. The way he talked to Vasant's photograph. Not asking for forgiveness but telling him how he had been serving penance for that one moment of weakness.
Amazing character and amazing actor.!!
We will miss you Dushy😭😭😭

So that is from the Editor's desk...

And that is all for this week...If any additions from the members I will put it ...Sorry have been late but the news dampened us wickedians so the segments were a bit slow to come😳