Originally posted by: stuti_naksh4eva
ur last list of questioons from my side😆
How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered? umm very important
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? hehehe cause branches is another name for diff location 😆
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? there's sub breads that are long and not square lol
Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? i dont know going as interest for the thoughts lol
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? i hope not i mean i want some change of clothes plz what if ppl bury me in uncomfy clothes 😲😆
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? because its easier to carry and its looks bigger in a square box ;p
What disease did cured ham actually have? i dont know non i think :S
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? sometimes humans do the hard things 1st and then they do the easy things lol
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours? cause babies sleep with no worry they have no work or school or anything to take care of so ppl say they slept without worry ( well thats wht i think lol)
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yep it is...
What happens when the future has come and gone? Robert Half... i dont know really lol
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? funny i was having this convo with my cousin when we went out to eat.. lol.. and i think they will lol... im sure it is in there policy to not drink coke or even buy it lol
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? because... ummm.. you no ... umm... i dont no lol😳
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? they think that looking form there will make the things on the ground look better lmao... i always wonder that as well lol
How come we choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America? cause others wont let more then 2 ppl coem for president lol ;p
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. to give you time to get ready.. so you dont feel awkward taking the clothes out in front of them lol
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? no one lol.. ehehhe
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? because it sounds much better that way ;p.. i mean i bot pantie sounds so wired lol
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? i dont think so cause they wont even no its alpha soup lol
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" i dont know how am i suppose to know that im not that old that i would know who teh 1st person on this earth did that lol lol
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? so wifes can feed there annying hubbys when he gets on her nerves :)
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? my freezer has a light :P... and i dont know cause the light would frezze i think lol and it would give of heat which would melt the ice which would not be good ;p
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling? they dont tell us to smile over here.. cause if a person smiles then it changes there face and so if u are stopped by a cop and ur not smiling the cop may get confused lol
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? cause jimmy is spacial lol
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? umm no
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? cause hes has no tape lol ;p
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? ahahahaha... cause its not polite to point there sh 😳😆
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! cause goofy is being goofy ;p
What do you call male ballerinas? i think you call them ballerinas im not to sure ;p
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? saru asked me this i think... and i think they can im not sure lol
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? cause he was not hungry for dinner as of yet lol
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? not babies for sure lol
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? lmaoo noo it does not lol
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? i think so lol ;p
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? cause its inside the hemisphere lmao
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? no i have never noticed that lol.. bu ti will try with my friends dog ahahaha
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? ewww no it means hes save lolll
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'? lol yep Would a fly without wings be called a walk? nope it would be dead lol to be called anything lol
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? i dont know im to dum to know that lol
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? cause the world works in funny ways lol
Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway? well somethings have to be opposite no? lol ;p
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? who said rush hour is in the morning and evening when ppl are coming in and going to work... ive never heard that rush hour is used for slow traffic lol
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? cause one is a man and one is a guy lol
Why is a boxing ring square? so the ppl inside wont get dizzy lol
Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on? cause in a few seconds they will turn it off lol
hope u njoyed this tough grilling sej😆 one.. i grilled u less than u grilled me are you kidding me lol ;p u grilled me way more lol
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